What's Sup Forums's advice for all the youngfags that browse this board whom'st'td've haven't really started life yet?

What's Sup Forums's advice for all the youngfags that browse this board whom'st'td've haven't really started life yet?

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Don't.

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Hide your power level at all costs, never consume soft drinks, believe everything Sup Forums says about Jews.

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If you're gullible enough to fall for the bullshit memed around here, you fully deserve it

This

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don't browse Sup Forums at all
it's bad

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ww3, leave the city soon

then head to antarctica, or somewhere similar

it's going to get hot

All of your failures and difficulties are actually due to historical, social, biological, cultural, religious, and political reasons beyond your control.

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Find one thing you actually like and get really good at it. Getting good at that one thing will give you confidence, and teach you about how to improve at anything.

leave and never come back

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This

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if she did porn with a guy that was dressed as a SS officer or some dude who was a hitler doppleganger that would be one of the greatest faps i ever had

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Die, preference for live streams or mass shootings followed by suicide.

Being young, to those who's eyes can read. Check your emotions and make sure not to close yourself off when your dad. Trust me it can fuck you up socially, emotionally and physically. Always smile and have a good time. Managers in life want you to grow so have fun when you get there and don't forget why you made it there

Fuck I meant sad

stop looking at porn.
stop drinking energy drinks.
stop smoking weed.
don't get into the habit of getting drunk on the weekends.
sleep more and preferably in total darkness.
do more sports and eat healthy.

If you're not white, it ain't right. So if you're not white kill yourself.

Get physically fit if you're not already.

Dont be a fucking 1488 white nationalist. I used to be a self-hating nonwhite who unironically wanted to be accepted into the ethnostate and gas all the race mixers and niggers out there. Pls don't, it's stupid as fuck and once you realize politics has no purpose outside of the internet you'll come to find that all the things spouted on Sup Forums is pure satire and for trolling purposes

says the nonwhite

Dont be here for starters. Go out, self improve and you will be happier. Get /fit/ pick up hobbies whether its stamp collecting, photography or horse masturbation, get a goddamn firearm and git fuckin gud with it. READ A BOOK NIGGER AND SEVERAL OF THEM. You can look up a bunch of influential faggots and read what they have penned; "left" and "right" thinkers, read both to help you critically think. Shit, at least read Ben Franklin, dude gave the D to all the ladies and wheel'd&deal'd.

Thats a cute mooo.

Know who the enemy is and verify why they are the enemy. Internalize it then go forth and be yourself and then every action will take into account what you already know and you'll do your small part in the world.

Don't stay around here it'll rot your mind and rape your soul.

NEET for 4 years and I can already tell I'm fucked. I have a job and an in college now, but I'm so far behind that there's no going back

family and faith my dude

Lose your virginity at 12.

your life started and youve chosen who you are already. its too late to change :3

God that Tay thing was funny. Nothing has come close since

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getting involved in politics for the average poltard means "I get in pointless internet arguments in my free time and put political bumper stickers on my car." Politics should matter to you only if youre George Soros or something because then you can actually influence things

If you want to be successful at something, work 14 hrs a day doing it.

Learn the skills, study the business, draft multiple business plans...whatever

The magic number is 14 hrs a day

An hero. But take some pakis out with you

that shit doesn’t work for anyone with a triple digit iq, christcuck

Fuck alright, if I heed your advice and leave, is there anything else out there that's like Sup Forums and not a soul-sucking, life destroyer? I get my news from here and I'm the most informed I've ever been. It's a lot like hunting diamonds in tons of manure though. Or should I just block Sup Forums and fucking read books and forget about current events.

31 yr old

don't worry too much about your future - it will change regardless of what you plan or want.

read a lot of books

shutup and listen when people are talking to you

don't sweat the small things or "small" people. if you hear someone bad mouthing you, speak up, but don't do it to them behind their backs (or about anyone else). people will grow to dislike you because of this.

if you get into a relationship, expect it to end eventually as you grow older. you'll both change a lot. this is natural.

all loss and sadness you experience is a direct result of your inability to handle it in your head. don't demand that things happen as you wish, but wish that they happen as they do happen, and you will go on well.

most of all the problems you will experience only exist between your ears.

be kind to everyone you meet. they are only wanting to be happy like you.

lots more i can say but i doubt any of you really care.

You took the stoic-pill I see

I'm 31 now.
some of the life choices that truly affected my life:
I was drinking on the weekend with friends when I was 17. I haven't had any alcohol for 14 years now. never smoked or done drugs
I look at people my age and some of them younger than me who never quit drinking, smoking, or using. They visibly aged, while I can still pass as a 20-year old when I get a clean shave.
understand that aging is non-linear.

food and activity is also important. the fitter you are the more energy you'll have.

also, learn to maintain eye-contact with people. not just your friends or parents. also with authority figures, strangers, and ESPECIALLY chicks.
if you can't stand to look people in the eye, you'll never get anywhere in life as a man.
also, speak slow and let silence to sit. people will feel the pressure to fill it in, so you'll have to speak less and you'll look more charismatic.

challenging other people is also a life skill you need to learn. if someone states something about themselves, be prepared to challenge them on it. don't do it to be a dick, but to push people to share more about themselves.
like, if a chick says "I'm a dancer", instead of saying "that's so cool" you should say something along the lines of "are you any good?"
they'll try to qualify themselves to you, which makes you seem like someone important.

- learn to cook healthy food
- familiarize yourself with hand tools
- keep up at least one healthy hobby like sports, cycling, hiking, etc.
- keep up at least one creative/constructive hobby like woodworking, art, gardening, baking
- bring back small souvenirs for friends/family when you travel, especially for women and kids
- grow a thick skin and learn the difference between a joke and an insult
- practice being disagreeable in minor situations
- practice not complaining to anyone when you get sick
- always mix in a little honey if you are cooking with tomatoes, pizza/pasta sauce, soup, etc.

are you male or female, OP?

>What's Sup Forums's advice for all the youngfags
Remember that diversity is our strength...
Even though everything that you encounter during your time as an adult in and the work force, will dispel this fallacy.

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cringe

rephrase tha question with proper grammar please

unfortunately. i don't recommend it as most people just can't seem to live by it in our society.

If you're able to spend time away from this site without any issues then you'll be fine. I go months at a time without using Sup Forums at all. The NEETs are just bored and have nothing better to do so they develop a dependence on it.

sauce now

meme flags are not cancer

>if
>would
it's like burgers don't know their own language...

ah and you took the reddit-pill I see
go hang out on >>/r/cringe

What could I possibly say? Sup Forums is like an Afterschool Special from one of the lower hell timelines.

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listen to old men! they know more about life than you'd think.
if your father is a smart man, you should also listen to what he says. I don't mean that in a way of "do what your father tells you" but more like, listen to him when he talks about life, his problems, fears, frustrations. they'll probably be yours when you're older.
I used to hate the idea of becoming like my father, but now that I'm older, I see that in my effort to become better than my idea of him, I became just like him, but instead of being what I though he was, I got to really understand him.

>no I’M rubber and YOU’RE glue

kys

That's what age does to you if you aren't a tard.
>t. almost 30

>obligatory REEEE rebbit spacing.
Solid advice though. A quick rewording if I may; The less you let people influence your thoughts and feelings, the more control over your life you will have. In terms of emotional response, blindly ignoring facts is detrimental. You give power to others over yourself.

no, bad idea.
Only listen to yourself. You already got all the answers. Don't do what others tell you, at least not until you are absolutly behind it. Don't do it just because they say it. Always keep your responsibility.
Because they won't if the advices they give you lead to shit.

if you care about the west, or europe, or 'white people' or any of that, you need to make something of your life. You need to become an expert in your chosen field. NOT druid larping, painting, dancing or any other fuckery. You need to become an expert in something that is undeniably useful to society. Become the superman, it is what we were born to be.

Before the correct moment, do not show your hand or they will crush you.

start saving some of your salary!
if you live at home you have no excuse not to save at least 25% of what you earn.
otherwise, save at least 10%
after 10 years, you'll have plenty to spend on the big things: house or apartment, depending on where you live.

don't take loans for stupid shit. don't spend on stupid shit. don't use debit cards.
if you have no money on your account, then don't spend the money you don't have, and NEVER touch your savings!

if you're out of money, you can comfortably live without food for 3-4 days, before you too weak to walk up on stairs. by comfortably, I mean, the hunger pangs go away after the first 24 hours or so.

what's wrong peter? you don't want to be locked in an attic for a few years with ms. frank?

Invest $50 a month (skip getting wasted and high once a week). No matter what happens for the rest of your shitty nigger life, just save $50 a month. Nothing else will matter.

I didn't say, do as people tell you. I said, listen to people, as they might know more than you think.

Advice for high school students from college fag:
Start studying.
If you're book smart, focus on getting into a good college. That means good GPA, standardized test scores, and extracurriculars (sports, scouts, theater, music, student government, and starting your own business are all good; avoid anime club and political groups). Once you're in college, STEM is best unless you're going for something specific which another major would suit better. Top tier private institutions offer great financial aid if you're poor. Apply early decision to your top pick to maximize your chances. Join a frat if you find one you like and can afford it.
If you're not book smart, learn a trade.

pls stahp it, user

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going to college to get a participation trophy is fucking retarded. just learn a trade and start your own business

I could say so many things but first: pray, pry to the original being from which there was none before that one. there is one, and he will guide you. now that that's outta the way: don't be afraid to go to events and talk to people, talk to people you don't know. be friendly, and don't be critical all the time like the kikes. that's literally where I went wrong and am just now starting to improve on and I'm 25.

Question everything and don't try to be an edgy sperglord. If you dig deep enough you'll find out more than you ever wanted to know. You're here forever.

>oing to college to get a participation trophy is fucking retarded
Only if you go to a mediocre school and get a bullshit degree. If you can get into a top 20 school or an honors college then you'll be miles ahead.

I prefer Adele

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Solid advice

Strong digits/post combo.

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>I'm so far behind that there's no going back
You'll have to play catch up but you can at least get a decent foothold if you try hard.

Don't stress anything. Nothing is worth stressing over. Just focus on finding the best solution, and if you are working others, be communicative and kind, but decisive.

Bad things WILL happen.Terrible, awful things. They will. That is part of life. Accept it, and roll with the punches.

Foster good relationships with others, because no man can stand alone at all times. There will be time when you need help, support, or understanding from your family, friends, coworkers, etc. Make sure people like you, they will want to help you. Make sure to show appreciation and reciprocate when they do offer to help.

WORK HARD. Do not make excuses. People do not like excuses, they see through bullshit and will get tired of it real quick. Excuses also can lead to regrets. All that matters it what you have done. The choices you make and the actions you take. It does not matter what you could done or could have been.

Be confident. When you make a decision, go with it. Trust yourself.

Be organized. Keep your files organized and keep copies and dates of everything. You never know when you will need it. It is very easy to save a digital copy now by scanning or taking a picture with your phone.

Remember that every moment carries weight. Every choice you make now will continue to ripple out in ways you may never understand. Always be kind. Be humble. Be helpful.

Do not be scared to march into the fire. You will be burned, but you will be stronger because of it. Forge yourself into the person that you want to become by always pushing yourself to be more.

Do not be scared of the abyss and unknown. We all die. Appreciate every moment on this earth, and make every moment count.

Find some sense of purpose in this life. Do not let yourself fall into a trap of nihilism. Find God, or work you can be proud of.

Never give up. Let every failure and disappointment be a lesson and more fuel for the fire that drives you.

hard work without talent takes you further than being talented and lazy.
if you try hard at everything, you'll get good enough at them that people will think you're talented at everything.

also, realize the fact that most people are lazy AND without talent.
you'll only competing with 3% of the population at every aspect of your life, because the rest are stupid, lazy, or both.
so even if you're doing just okay, you're likely better than 97% of people.
use this knowledge to get ahead in life!

>NOT druid larping, painting, dancing or any other fuckery.
Disagree on painting and dancing, but only if you're already really good at it (most of you aren't so stick with a real job).
High art is one of the greatest achievements of the West, and we need redpilled artists to combat the degeneracy.

>getting involved in politics for the average poltard means
>for the average
That's all it means for the average of any group, all you need are the exceptional few that embody the views of the average.
Don't even know why I'm bothering to explain something this simple to a darkie.

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don't waste your time playing video games. especially MMO shit, as they are a massive time sink. they are designed to eat up your spare time, so you cannot develop useful life skills.

drugs are bad, mkay

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Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows. It's a very mean and nasty place and I don't care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done!
Sylvester Stallone, Rocky Balboa

You can get involved in politics enough to argue your position when it comes up.

JBP can explain the things you should have been taught but weren't much better than the autists in this thread. You don't even have to spend your sheckles to get it, its all distilled down on youtube for free.

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Just have an attainable goal in life so you're not working at walmart for over a decade while being bitter as you're pushing 40.

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I actually agree with you, I think high art is profoundly important. However, society does not need many artists, and if you have to wonder if you are or aren't one of the great artists, you aren't. Hell, even if you think you are, you probably aren't. What society does NOT need is more shitty art.

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Believe in Jesus Christ and follow God's will. The good girls are in the churches.

This plus

thats fucking solid user. i don't give a fuck about spacing
t. 33 yo father of 3 yo
just be yourself. be assertive but let shit be natural. don't force meme your life. keep your guard up and conceal carry

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Pfff, as if you can't go to college, graduate with a 4.0 and start making paper while being a Sup Forums autist. It's still doom and it will only get worse.

I'm not a NEET I'm in college but I'm not a normalfag either I just think society is fucked

100% this. I honestly think that my life would be 2 years ahead of where it is now if I never got into video games. Luckily I am off them now and life is pretty good.

I spend over 40 hours a week on MOBAs because it's the only thing that makes me feel remotely accomplished in life.

UNIONIZE

invest in real state

>keep your guard up and conceal carry

God I love being American and not living in a leftist shithole like New York or Illinois.

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Never do anything for a woman.

that is to say; any talent, any skill, any knowledge any hobby any car any job any house anything you do in your life must first be done for you because you want it for yourself. The chicks will come naturally when they realize you're your own person.

Those digits + best advice in the thread.

> Focus on your studies
> Don't "party" or hang with those who regularly do, they aren't going anywhere in life and will only drag you down
> Don't worry about that girl you really like right now, focus on getting your career started (she's most likely gonna break your heart anyways)
> Get away from the tobacco/Alcohol/Marijuana/energy drinks, it's all degenerate crap that will screw you up seriously
> If you go military, go intelligence. Not infantry or military police (unless you're trying to go CID/OSI)
> Learn Hebrew so you can Jew the Jews in the intelligence community (if you go that route)
> Pursue your interests (seriously, enjoy what matters in life, not futile pursuits)
> Seriously think about religion, the west is dying since we've abandoned it

to suck off a lot of older white guys cocks
they can give them wisdom

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I've been there. Sup Forums will slowly transition you away from that addiction into something more beneficial to your future, which is frankly anything else.

>t. 3500 hrs on Dota 2

neck yourself

those digits don't lie

Is shooting a healthy sport?

Stop posting pictures of infidels.