/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SWIMMING IN BITCHES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
youtu.be/QfuOtGLfg04
>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
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>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/others @Combating Opioids event in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/m418JjxWI80
>Pres Trump speaks @Safe Station in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/817jrZ9pE_0
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in NH 3/19/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 3/19/18
youtu.be/Y0OoKTO1q24
>StateDep "Save the Children" summit (w/Heather) 3/19/18
youtu.be/d6JjIIzxIHs
>DoD Behind the Scenes with Marine Corps Infantry 3/19/18
youtu.be/yFHPOYYbZh4
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #30 (Dr Gina) 3/17/18
youtu.be/0hYRxayhdGM
>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
youtu.be/C2-XR6igyhE
>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
youtu.be/nuO6yk6bgU8
>This Week @State 3/16/18
youtu.be/rQNiDYsLRj0
>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
youtu.be/RsTBJA18Ws8
>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
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>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
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>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
youtu.be/kD0pSbkCgNA
>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
youtu.be/nyliqfUpXgc

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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MAGA

i miss my dad

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4 and half hours till Morning Joe exclusive expose of Trump's cock

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Trump is a fucking fraud lol

SMILE FREN

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KAG!
youtube.com/watch?v=rblt2EtFfC4

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I love Kellywoo

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Drumpf is a failed President.

Look at this: he has all these Americans leaving the country, including Matt Damon.

Defend this!

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Drumpf BTFO

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ITT: we slowly degrade into Sup Forums

Ummm what did you guys do?

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How To Pay For The Wall

>Remittance Tax
>Import Tariff
>Cartel Seizures

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Checked and thanks for baking, fren

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youtube.com/watch?v=23OVbFx4hl0

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>OP HAS BEEN SHOAH'D BY DIRTY BLONDE AND FLORIDAMAN'S IMPORTS
NEW BAKER NEEDED

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If these pictures existed and were genuine I guarantee you they would have released them during the campaign.

Also wouldn't those fall under revenge porn laws assuming they're even real?

they are very very expensive. our goverment wants NZ smoke free essentially by 2025.

don't make him cry!

Here it is!!!!

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That's a FTM transsexual for sure

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Not kill our interns.

>/ptg/ has finally defeated Joe

>No longer have to see this cunts tweets here
Thank god.

FINALLY

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Is she a jew?

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Tell Sup Forums to go back to their honeypot board and it all goes back to normal.

He wasn't on the Lolita Express. Bill Clinton was. 12 times at least.

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Look at this guy, he got to have a fatherly influence growing up. You think you're hot shit, dontchya?

>huge hog

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>The Trump administration is pressing countries to ally with the United States in pushing back against Chinese trade policies in exchange for relief from American tariffs on steel and aluminium, according to a European official
>The qualifications are: limiting steel and aluminium exports to the US to 2017 levels; actively addressing China's various trade-distorting policies; being more assertive and cooperative with the US at the G-20 Global Steel Forum; cooperating with the US in launching cases against Chinese practices at the WTO; enhancing security cooperation with the US.
>Meanwhile, Mr Trump has invited any country with which the US has a "security relationship" to apply for an exclusion, setting off a global lobbying effort to secure relief from the tariffs.
>tfw Trump just reversed TPP the world

>archive.is/TQwCU

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What's their problem? Is it really healthy to be sitting around thinking about Trump's dick all day?

looks more like a hapa

AW HELL YEAH!
>dun-dun dun-DUN dun-dun

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trump was even in epstein's black book you dumb shill

>>go to local discount retailer
>>see 2 copies of Gun Mommy's book
>>buy both
>>keep one
>>give the other to the young female cashier (total stranger)
>>she's black
>>she looks like a dyke, but not too bad
Did i do good, or did i fuck up?

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When is the next happening going to be /ptg/?

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>Hai guise, let me just spam in this thread and larp as a nazi revoultionary despite sitting on my ass afraid to do anything
>debunk me or you're a kike ecks dee generic 2000's emoticons

Nah, just kidding. I'm not a faggot.
Pic related continues!

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and someone had a video of Trump saying nigger. yet that still hasnt been released.

Up is down. Down is up. Clown world.

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Wall to wall coverage on all networks of Trump's dick when??????

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will bake, haven't started drinking yet

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post yfw this is a real article and israel, not trump ,controls america

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It's better beer than that user, I'm not two-fisting them like during my Stone Cold days with natty or bud light

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I spammed him with Lori for like a year and he never blocked me. Fuck.

So many Trump cucks on Sup Forums.

Literal Sup Forums level scum of the Earth.

He won't tell me his age either. Probably a teenager that's new to the redpill.

>a penis that may or may not be the President's is about to be plastered on American news 24/7
This is gonna be a good week.

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Winnie Cooper... good times

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>coriander

why

thanks for the input /sg/

which of my arguments are wrong?

You're changing the world here, keep it up.

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If your enemy has a huge cock, you win!

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Good as cigarettes are the worst vice on the planet. Offers no nutritional value and kills you slowly. You may be more productive on cigarettes as its a stimulant but long term the value of the persons output is diminished.

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>Trump knows who the real enemy is
God bless him, the rest are choir boys, CHYNA is the real prize.

Oh please that's not a slur unless said a certain way, they say it on Seinfeld and Curb your Enthusiasm all the time..

Please tell me you're just his butt buddy and not him posing as a separate IP. At least that maintains what's left of his dignity.

did you write your # in it.?

checked

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youtube.com/watch?v=nqAvFx3NxUM

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Something Saudi related

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all of them

They're finally doing it. They're going to jump the shark.

"Bitches" are what Negroes refer to when they talk about women.
Please refrain from using it from this point on.
Women and Men have different roles on this Earth.
Remember to MAGA...

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ive been rekting zionist movements for 2 years so far. think im going anywhere, demoralization shill? lel no. no..

when trump tweets or when intel is released about covert operations currently taking place, which I hope doesn't happen even though I do want to know.

It's so weird the way they think and talk about his dick.

oh yeah, Tom Arnold. He also purportedly called Barron a retard on the same tape. lel

I'm just saying, you shouldn't be calling others docile when you've probably done nothing to fight against white genocide.

Thanks fren, it's bedtime anyhow

I dunno, but it's a nice sipping beer and I want to enjoy these minneolas while those gators are still shipping them up here. Also the local brewery had some asshole food truck in their parking lot that wouldn't move, couldn't get the tirimisu stout I wanted

Israel is responsible for white genocide and Globalism.

that's my key argument. prove it wrong?

>(((researchers)))
fuck off with this

That implies most countries control themselves and are not puppets, mine would take UN/EU/Chink side in a heartbeat since they are a bunch of sold out faggots.

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IF SHE BREATHES

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The awoovement continues!

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id like to be with melania all night long if you know what i mean

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I've never tried that stuff. I'll be sure to look around. Definitely good?

He may be using several IP's just to pretend he's gaining traction. Literally another Qanon overstaying his welcome.
>guys I swear I will become the next Adolf Hitler
Nah, his ass is Poland while the guys at the gay bar are the Nazi's. Every night is 1939 for him.

>She

breitbart.com/big-government/2018/03/19/pro-mass-immigration-billionaire-koch-brothers-side-with-dems-lobby-trump-to-accept-expansive-amnesty/

Pro-mass immigration GOP mega-donor billionaires, the Koch brothers, are siding with Democrats and demanding President Trump take a deal in which a border wall is fully funded in exchange for a large-scale, expansive amnesty with no immediate benefits for American workers.

The Koch brothers’ organizations — including Americans for Prosperity, Freedom Partners, and the Libre Initiative — have sided with Democrats on the immigration front, lobbying Trump to take a deal that would flood the U.S. labor market with at least nearly two million legalized illegal aliens.

For months the Koch brothers
>— who have gone so far as to release an ad campaign in which they call illegal aliens “patriots” —
were pushing the Trump administration to accept an amnesty deal that would allow at least 1.8 million illegal alien enrolled and eligible Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) recipients to permanently stay in the U.S.

>But the Koch groups — Libre Initiative, Americans for Prosperity and Freedom Partners — are all advising the president to take the Democrats’ deal. Brent Gardner, a government affairs official for Americans for Prosperity, called the proposal “an offer all parties should immediately accept,” and Libre Initiative’s president, Daniel Garza, said that “Congress and the White House should seize this chance.” [Emphasis added]

>Nathan Nascimento, an executive vice president at the Freedom Partners chamber of commerce, said, “If a deal was on the table that offered both security at the border and permanent status for Dreamers, that’s a deal that Republicans, Democrats and President Trump should support.” [Emphasis added]

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>How do we stop President Donald Trump and North Korea’s Kim Jong Un from declaring nuclear war? Simple. Barack Obama just has to show Trump his penis.

>On The Late Show on CBS, Stephen Colbert pleaded with the former president to intervene in the back-and-forth between Trump and Kim, who have been bragging about the size of their nuclear buttons. “You should be bragging about the size of your missile,” Colbert said, responding to Trump’s tweet that his button is “bigger and more powerful” than Kim’s.

>But what this pissing contest between two world leaders really boils down to, surmised Colbert, is that Trump feels he is an inadequate leader compared to President Obama.

>The solution, he said: “President Obama. Sir, you’ve given a lot for this country, but we need one more thing. We need you to go on national TV and say that Donald Trump’s penis is bigger than yours. No one will believe you. But only one person has to.”

>Colbert’s Obama idea is beginning to sound pretty solid.

Blumpf’s Anus= wrecked.
Will it ever recover? Answer: No.

*sips tea*

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>tfw no /ss/ rapist gf

you cant say which argument is wrong because im right. as for fighting white genocide the first step is defeating all the fake movements pretending to fight it in order to keep the People complacent..

>richard spencer is fighting white genocide so I dont have too!
>laura loomer is fighting white genocide so I dont have too!
>trump is fighting white genocide so I dont have too!

When I take away your false hope what will you do? It will be interesting to find out.

case in point

You now remember back 8 years ago how Global warming was going to doom the planet with 8 years, and that the Ice caps would be completely melted.

You remember that this was the consensus blasted across all the networks

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FUCK, i knew i forgot something! Well, I'm in there a lot, maybe if i didn't scare her off i could give it another shot.

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So I'm drinking beer with my friends mom and she tells me she hasn't been fucked in a whole year
He is past out in his room
What do?

There's a reason Roseanne bailed out on that dumbass