To all the fellow pot heads

do not smoke weed for at least 3 hours before bed.
weed steals your dreams if you do. and you need dreams to process and forget about things.

THIS IS GOLDEN ADVICE

i know a lot of you cunts smoke weed so please take this advise seriously

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Dreamers btfo!

I havent smoked pot in like 11 years but at times I smoked pretty heavy.

I can concur with this since, I remember when I stopped that I had a lot of dreams, as though my mind was catching up.

Its my belief that you are judged in your dreams, by the immortals, because you cant lie in dreams, you have no reason to.

Who you are in your dreams is who you are really.

Be careful what you dream, or your dreams might start dreaming you.

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Sounds like you've been smoking crack.

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Whats the point of smoking if you don't knock one out and pass out high as fuck. I got things to do during the day.

Thats why people think we're skizo

dreams are there to process your worries and find dragons to slay. without dreams you WILL go insane

Problems find you by living not dreaming. Having a "Dream" or aspirations as it is also known has nothing to do with actually dreaming.

im not talking about aspirations, im talking about actual dreaming

Weed kills your dreams in every way. Stop smoking weed kids

I have smoked a decent amount of weed through several years with breaks here and there.
HAvent smoked for a long while and I still cant remember my dreams.
I have had some weird dreams after stopping though.

On a weed related note: I was real fucking busy for 4 weeks straight a month ago. Nothing but work, eat, sleep, repeat for almost a month.

The friday it was all over, I bought a fuckton of peanut M&Ms, and bought some pristine weed. Got home, rolled a fat one and got high. Now, I consider myself well acquainted with my body, but for whatever reason, those 4 weeks of essentially no-fap came back ALL at once. My dick was literally getting off rubbing against my thighs. Perplexed by this sudden extreme libido, I knew I had to take serious action.

The engineer I am, I found my protein-shake bottle, a near perfect measure for my dick, took 6 household sponges (the small palm sized ones with one extra rough surface), put 4 of them in between a plastic bag, and put it into the shaker, putting the last two sponges on the sides. This resulted in a very nice and soft DIY fleshlight, which I squirted some water based lube into. I tried it out with 2 fingers and it seemed to work perfectly.

I was getting extremely high, since I hadn't been smoking for a month or two, and the pristine kush was hitting hard. The world was spinning and I was hanging onto reality by a thread. I fired up pornhub and found a titfuck video, which is sadly gone and lost now. I began using my DIY fleshlight, and almost drowned in pleasure. I was getting higher. The two enormous tits on the kinda chubby chick were so grand, my high-as-a-kite mind morphed her tits into one nice looking ass, which only made it hotter. After what felt like one lifetime in being fucked by Valkyries in Valhalla, I nutted so hard I thought my dick was gonna tear open from its own strength.

I repeated this maybe 3 more times, before passing out with the sorest dick I've ever experienced.

This is why I will never quit weed.

Whyte ppl are the only ones stupid enough to smoke before they sleep. No one else is that wasteful or retarded

sounds to me like you are the typical english ignorant alcoholic with snaggleteeth

its too bad hitler didnt make it across the channel, but the muslims are doing a better job on you wasters

you wouldnt know spirituality if it bit you with your own snagleteeth

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My dreams are mainly terrible nightmares where I wake up in a sweat. Fuck your advice, one of the reason I always smoke before bed, I would like some sleep without getting murdered in my dreams

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Smoking cigarettes steals your dreams worse than herb. Quit smoking for 3 days and you are guaranteed a lucid dream.

is full of shit

a weird thing i noticed with weed is that apparently it stops men from having dreams but gives women crazy dreams

Can confirm, I just hit the pillow and wake up after what feels like a minute of nothing, really makes the years I spent learning to lucid dream a waste of time.

I met my soulmate in a dream the other night. Now I'm sad.

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3 hours? Makes sense. I was always curious why weed stopped me from remembering dreams.
Learn lucid dreaming and suddebly that belief of yours goes straight into the bin

People always say this but I haven't experienced it.
Hell, I smoked up last night and went to bed maybe 2 hours later and I was definitely dreaming.

I am so bad at conserving nug.

>lucid dreaming

Any tips on how to go about learning?

I don't think you were smoking weed bud

Whoa, a true spiritualist would never be this disrespectful towards someone.

>by the immortals

It is way too early in the morning for this kind of talk.

The stereotypes about how sensitive you potheads are is true. Fucking kek.

Also,
>"I smoked weed a couple times and larped about being one with the universe to impress my friends"
Go do shrooms and report back.

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This is actually true, but it can work in your favor if you're suffering from nightmares for whatever reason.

Kek'd.

No drugs and mnemonic induction, make a habit of reality checks in real life, also make notice of everything you feel/sense in real life

you need to face your nightmares tho. otherwise they won't go away. nightmares exist for a reason. you're holding on to baggage you need to let go of

Fair enough, digits confirm.

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why do i come ere

This post just gives me more reasons to never smoke again.

Find your trigger, for me it's reading, when ever I see text in a dream it changes erratically and nonsensically, I got from minimal control to complete control as soon as I notice this.

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You're a faggot OP.
I smoke 10 minutes before I go to sleep and it doesn't affect my dreams.
Dream's aren't how you process memory / thoughts. REM sleep is. They aren't close to the same thing.
I'm working with an EMDR nurse. She's an expert on how you process memory when you sleep, so much so that she can make you do it when you're awake using light or touch in certain patterns that reproduce the effects of REM sleep whilst you are awake. Smoking weed does NOT affect how your brain processes thoughts and memory during sleep.
Don't spread misinformation.

Make a habit of check your watch, time doesn't exist in dreams and if you look at a clock while dreaming it'll do some really weird shit.

Hmmm. I could believe the autist who's probably leaping on a board or I could believe the fact my dreams got much clearer and more vivid when I stoped smoking.
I wonder which ill pick.

While the inability to REMEMBER dreams when high is tru, the rest of your statement is total crap.
I've been smoking weed heavily for last 15 years. Stopped recently (3 months or so). I do dream now and see NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE in my life quality. Well, maybe I wake up more fresh in the morning. Weed makes your sleep less efficient. But that's pretty much all.

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bong, you still dream. you just don't remember them. Most dreams are this way. Weed shortcuts to a deeper REM and dreams happen just before that. conversely if you smoke a shit load for a while and then just stop you get some crazy primal level dreams.


>eyes in the dark, one moon circles

You dont dream when you smoke weed because you dont enter REM phase.
Weed might make it easier to sleep but the quality of sleep is worse.
Personally i smoke like twice a month or rather i smoke 2g a month.
There was a time when i was smoking a gram daily for a year but eventually i noticed i was perma stoned even when i didnt feel stoned anymore.
Its way more fun when you do it rarely anyways.

I believe the lack of dreams comes from CBD, as it has antipsychotic properties. You experience the same lack of dreams if you take antipsychotics.

2ndly when you realize you're dreaming, focus on your hands or spin around in circles to keep it going, no I'm not joking, these are proven methods that will extend your time in the dream when you feel things fading out.

I might try this OP but i cant promise anything

youre an idiot.
>Dream's aren't how you process memory / thoughts. REM sleep is.
is like saying
Breathing isn't how you stay alive! taking in oxygen is!

I stopped smoking weed about a year and a half ago, and I wish I was smoking again due that reason! I don't want to have dreams, as I normally wake up from them.

At least when I was smoking I would sleep through the night undisturbed.

worth a shot. at the very least you'll feel fresher in the morning. smoke up daily if you want but just give yourself time to sober up before bedtime.

Wow now youre suggesting that weed interferes with REM sleep?? The jews are sure out today...fuck thats retarded

what's stopping you from going back on weed?

Seriously ive been smoking weed for 20+ years.... ID BE DEAD WITHOUT REM SLEEP IN ABOUT 11 DAYS....

Lost contact with my dealer, and haven't been able to find one since

shit, bro you aussie and can't grow some?

>smoking weed

Degenerates like you belong on a cross

You should better treat the underlying problems
Its not normal to have such bad dreams every night
If you try to treat it with weed only i guarantee you one day you end up among the 2% that go full psychotic or schizophrenic due to weed

I've thought about it sometimes, but the work involved in growing a single plant is too much effort, besides I would need to buy some seeds first, and if I could buy seeds I'm sure I could buy weed as well so kinda defeats the purpose.

It's not bad dreams, it's just the dreams cause me to wake up.

I'm not predisposed to psychosis or other mental health issues, I did psychedelics and smoked weed for 3 years straight with my friend when I was younger, and HE was the one he ended up getting committed to a mental hospital for psychosis so if I could have developed it, it would have happened then.

The absolute state of ausfags. Before they legalized weed here we would buy from the mexicans, they dont have mexicans in australia?

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Dunno how it's working in Australia, but in Poland you can buy seeds online 100% legit. Same with the hiper super duper fancy hydroponic equipment. 100% legit. Even though single fucking plant (includes THC) puts you in jail or electronic surveilance.
With your climate, all you need to do is buy seeds put them in soil (a pot on a balcony works as well) and keep it hydrated. Not much work IMO.

I smoke weed exclusively before sleep. It helps me sleep really well through the night. I can always guarantee myself a good nights sleep with it. How fucked am I?

Try sleeping sober. In the morning you'll will be much more vital.

even though you might wake up several times during night.

Gee I never slept sober before. Thanks for the advice.

Weed makes you less likely to remember your dreams,you still dream though.
Many people have very weak dream recall so they remember maybe 1 dream a month.
If you want to improve your dream recall start writing them down,also weed is bad for lucid dreaming since you are likely to forget them(if you smoke right before bed it might induce them idk how it does).

But I have very long, extensive and weird dreams when I smoke weed just before sleeping?

I also smoke mainly to increase libido/pleasure

when I cum while on weed, I shoot a rope of semen several feet
I also get turned on by things I usually don't

fuck dreaming - im astrally projecting now, weed helped me get 3rd eye woke you nigger
get on my dimension

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I've had dreams while sleeping stoned before, but there is truth in this the number of dreams I had after I stopped increased dramatically.

Do ya feel that you have an easier time with empowering chakras with weed?

You know, some people theorize that every face you've seen in your dreams are of people you've already seen before. Your soulmate could physically exist.

Can you astral project to me?

How am I gonna buy weed after Drumpf executes my drug dealer, Tyrone?

...but what if you take medical marijuana to help you sleep at night?
you know
as opposed to gobbling jew pills from the jewmaceutical corporations?

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how about you do enough exercise in the day to make you sleep at night you lazy cunt

thanks will do

Fake and gay.

Weed mess up your short term memory, meaning you do dream. You just dont remember what you dreamed.