/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - COUNT DANKULA EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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>Tucker: Men In America pt1 3/7/18
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>Tucker: Men In America pt2 3/14/18
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>Tucker: Men In America pt3 3/16/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/others @Combating Opioids event in NH 3/19/18
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>Pres Trump speaks @Safe Station in NH 3/19/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania arrive in NH 3/19/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania depart DC 3/19/18
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>StateDep "Save the Children" summit (w/Heather) 3/19/18
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>DoD Behind the Scenes with Marine Corps Infantry 3/19/18
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>TrumpTV Weekly Update #30 (Dr Gina) 3/17/18
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #48 3/17/18
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>VP Pence/2nd Lady @St Patrick's Day Parade in GA 3/17/18
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>This Week @State 3/16/18
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>WH Video: Pres Trump welcomes Irish PM Varadkar to WH 3/16/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan meets JPN FM Kono 3/16/18
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>DepSoS Sullivan meets SoKo FM 3/16/18
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>HHSSec Azar @Natl Assoc of Comm Health Centers 3/16/18
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>StateDep Readout: Heather w/AssSoS Evanoff 3/16/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah, Leg Affairs Dir Short 3/16/18
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So this fell in my backyard last night during the tornadoes

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There's now a SECOND suspicious package at ANOTHER FedEx facility.

what the FUCK is wrong with your feet

How do you have hair on the bottom side of your feet?

I hate stretched ears so much.

What's a werewolf doing on Sup Forums

Better stop wearing those slippers mate, they deformed your toes. Also: that tan is very "Mediterranean". What are you. Italian?

Time to die, drumpf.

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MEANWHILE,...

.... at the Research Deptartment of Sup Forums's Memetic Warfare Division...
>March 20th, 2018
>First day of Vernal Equinox
>World Frog Day 2018
>Barron Trump's 12th birthday

Oh. Shit...

Close the blast doors.
Take us to Hap-Con 2.
Engage Protocol Exodus 8:7
Put Red and Gold Squadron on Alert-


- And get me the President.

We are due for a Kek theophany.

If my calculations are correct, we may be about to become participants in the biggest interdimensional meme cross-rip since the Tunguska blast of 1909.

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well you got me beat. my toes aren't that hairy and i'm one hairy guy.

>gookposter is a poorfag that hates property rights
No surprise there.

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Guys... I'm with her now. It's over for drumpfgh

A-Are you Albanian?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-social_Behaviour_Act_2003
>The Anti-Social Behaviour Act 2003 (c.38) is an Act of the Parliament of the United Kingdom which almost entirely applies only to England and Wales. The Act, championed by then Home Secretary, David Blunkett, was passed in 2003. As well as strengthening the anti-social behaviour order and Fixed Penalty Notice provisions, and banning spray paint sales to people under the age of 16, it gives local councils the power to order the removal of graffiti from private property.
>It also specifically addresses truancy, crack houses,[1] false reports of emergency, fireworks, public drunkenness and gang activity.
>Part V ("Firearms") amends the Firearms Act 1968 to make possession of an airgun or an imitation weapon in public an offence. The sale of imitation firearms was further limited by section 36 of the Violent Crime Reduction Act 2006 (VCRA) which made sale of realistic imitation firearms (RIF's) an offence. Various groups of people who legitimately use RIF's, for work or pleasure, can provide a seller with a defence against prosecution as provided for in section 37 of the VCRA. These groups are set out in regulations made by the Secretary of State, and can be changed at any time.

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b-bigfoot, is that you???

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Sucks to be a degenerate Anglo. If only they lived in a country with 1A guarantees

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AWOO! Werewolves on Sup Forums.

>ANOTHER woman candidate
>and Biden
Do they ever learn?

ya m8 its actually a free market libertarian principle look up georgism

if you use the earths resources for your own benefit you owe that money to the community you cant use it to yourself

its not yours if its in the earth

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Operation: Grossly Offend The UK

t. poorfag
This would wind up as a Reagan/Mondale tier stomping

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When I was an edgy high schooler there was some dipshit kid in one of my classes that had them gauged out over an inch
>sat behind him one class on the last day
>quietly and carefully ziptied his belt loop to his desk
>got up and quickly slapped a padlock on his ear
>booked it out of the room
>just heard a loud crash behind me
>lost my shit while I walked home
>somehow never got found out

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-social_behaviour_order
>An anti-social behaviour order (ASBO /ˈæzboʊ/) was a civil order made in the United Kingdom against a person who had been shown, on the balance of evidence, to have engaged in anti-social behaviour. The orders were introduced by Prime Minister Tony Blair in 1998[1] and continued in use until 2015.[2] They were designed to address behavior like intimidation, drunkenness, and violence by individuals and families, using civil orders rather than criminal sanctions.[3] The orders restricted behaviour in some way, such as prohibiting a return to a certain area or shop, or restricting public behaviour such as swearing or drinking alcohol. Many saw the ASBO as connected with young delinquents.[4] ASBOs were superseded by the Injunction and the Criminal Behaviour Order which were introduced by the Anti-Social Behaviour, Crime and Policing Act 2014.[2][5]
Firebomb the British Isles.

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How much of a cuck would you have to be to be Vice President under two different pressidents

Gotta bake a Happy Birthday bread for Barron

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To think the pretext to pass those at the time was raves. Blokes popping happy pills and dancing to electronic music, not even drinking alcohol. Thinking about it England set its pennies destruction course back then when a generation was split between leftists and the "meh" generation, oblivious to what was happening around them.

Can us Americans offend the British government till the triple down on their gommunism?

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An armed guard at the school engaged and shot the shooter. Target was a female so prolly butthurt ex bf or something

OH SHI-

Meet Kamala Harris:
>San Francisco Chronicle columnist Herb Caen once called Harris “the Speaker’s new steady.” He went on to become the first black mayor of San Francisco.
>As Brown’s time as speaker drew to a close in 1994, he named Harris to the California Medical Assistance Commission, a job that came with a $72,000 annual salary. Brown had previously appointed her to the state Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board.
>The Brown-Harris affair didn’t last long. She was spotted dating talk show host Montel Williams in 2001, but Brown continued to support her, helping her as mayor to become San Francisco’s first black district attorney over Terence Hallinan, a popular two-term incumbent.
>Harris was narrowly elected California’s Attorney General in 2010. The election was widely seen as fraudulent, according to John Fund, co-author of the 2012 book “Who’s Counting?: How Fraudsters and Bureaucrats Put Your Vote at Risk.”
>Despite voter registration rolls that showed Democrats outnumbering Republicans statewide by some thirteen percent, Los Angeles District Attorney Steve Cooley led Harris by 34,000 votes after more than 7 million were counted. But after provisional ballots were counted, she was declared the winner by approximately 50,000 votes.

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Saved, thank you

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Rich as fuck pedo KEK

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Thanks for baking.

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The emails, according to the Times, were accessed through a public records request, show conversations between officials of Kamala’s office and Planned Parenthood regarding legislation that criminalizes undercover journalists for publishing and distributing recordings of private communications with abortion providers. Gov. Jerry Brown has until the end of the month to sign or veto the measure.

“As attorney general, Kamala Harris is supposed to represent the people and uphold the law,” Rose added. “Instead, these emails show Harris is more interested in brazenly attacking the First Amendment and helping Planned Parenthood hide human rights abuses and potentially illegal and abusive activity from public view.”

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Wew

Pretending to be British radicalized right wingers and fooling the british media again, when? I can't remember if it was /k/ or Sup Forums or a joint effort.

Sen. Kamala Harris, D-Calif., will likely lose an effort to get a judge to dismiss a lawsuit alleging that she abused her authority as California's attorney general

The lawsuit by Prime Healthcare Services, a national healthcare company, alleges that Harris imposed onerous requirements on its efforts to purchase another healthcare company. Prime claimed that Harris did this to benefit the Service Employees International Union, which was seeking to organize its workers. SEIU had donated to Harris's 2010 and 2014 campaigns for attorney general as well as her 2016 Senate

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>they
Fixed.

Jesus Christ. I hope he runs

There is no way you could have a White male heading the ticket and some womyn of colour as VP
Leftists would throw an absolute shitfit

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We should just annex them and reduce them to a staging point for our invasion of the rest of the world

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She's about a generation from not being recognizably black and I guarantee she thinks of herself as only black

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You should see the one where none other than Sessions himself bitchslaps him away from a kid

>if you use the earths resources for your own benefit you owe that money to the community you cant use it to yourself
Why? I paid for them/obtained them through my own means. What’s mine is mine.

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The Queen is a twat.

I am Serbian, mostly

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>Kamala Harris
Lol democrats should realize it’s hard to put out these neo liberals who act like communists. Now the other way around might work

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Hitler has spoken.

((( ))) in disguise again.

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Gif related after they did WW1.

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Why won't Trump speak out against the Austin bombings?

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BLEACHED

I wouldn't gloat to be fair. Daniel Hannan before he became a complete cuck said "What happens in the UK, happens to you (USA) in 10 years". He was right. RBG has stated that jurists should consider international laws over our own constitution. The left shreds the constitution daily. It's coming our way if people do not wake the fuck up.

It's also Agriculture Day apparently.

Does silver burn you?

youtube.com/watch?v=nvK-ze8_0CU

Today I learned that Serbs are hairy.

>literally arrested for shitposting
lamoo, thats some freedumbs you got over there

People get all antsy when the president doesnt comment on something. Why? Do people think he doesn't care? Do you think he's for them? What would you want him to say? No matter what he says, the left will explode with hate. This new trend is dumb. Obama only commented if it would divide the country.

cuz he racist!

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well the person you bought it from doesnt own it either. its earth it cant be owned by a person or that would be unjust to people who are newborns who dont have property already

georgism is basically if you built your house you own that house nobody can fuck with it

but your unused land youre not using or if youre extracting something from the earth that belongs to all the people of the community...
you cant use it for your own profit only

you have to pay lots of taxes back for anything youre trying to extract value from which youre basically using land that other people want access to that youre occupying

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Literally Fuck Veritas: The Law

> They tried to stump Trump
> they got stumped instead
For those who don't know FTC is the anti trust monopoly breaking agency. FB is in for a world of hurt

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Operation Underground Railroad: Hat Edition

I doubt ChinkLeaf is on this time of day, so I'll link him this post later tonight.

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well, that shortlived narrative has imploded.

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(((They))) will kill Bernie before the election

There is an audio only stream of Pence speaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=C8JX_VHumRQ

is it time to mock the bongs?

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lmfao

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K. And they can enjoy the civil war that'll only in their defeat and elimination

Awoo!

Gas yourself you fucking pinko

Pedo Joe

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That was just an expert move

> use the power of FB to win
> Fuck FB in the aftermath by highlighting their danger

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WHY NO VIDEO???

When are we gonna start this thing already, California is seriously becoming a problem

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Anything. I'm so sick of Europe being cuckwads.

at least he's not racist or sexist.

Today’s Trump Schedule

Tuesday, March 20, 2018

12:05 pm || Meets with Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia
2:15 pm || Hosts a law enforcement roundtable on sanctuary cities; Roosevelt Room
6:55 pm || Attends a fundraiser for House Republicans; Washington

All times Eastern
Live stream of White House briefing at 1:30 pm

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no.. really... it's THAT easy to dismantle the left and their tools? let's be honest: the only thing it takes to win is a Spine.

God Bless the President and Happy Birthday Barron!

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Electrical Disturbances.

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Biden would be act as the real president. Kamala is just there for the virtue signal.

>"It's Literally Okay When We Do it" - The Independent

Pic related. The bunny is marxism and the guy is Europe. I think it would be for the best if we focused on ourselves and forget about Europe. Let them fight and rot until we are sorted out.

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Biden on the top of the ticket scares me. The rest of the Dems will be a pushover

Do those idiots never learn? Looks like Trump is getting that second term!

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>Biden
seriously? I dont think Dems even took him seriously.

>it cant be owned by a person or that would be unjust to people who are newborns who dont have property already
You act as if newborns can’t grow up and eventually own property of their own.

>but your unused land youre not using or if youre extracting something from the earth that belongs to all the people of the community...you cant use it for your own profit only
Again, it’s my land that I paid for fully and legally. My land, my decisions.

>youre basically using land that other people want access to that youre occupying
Literally not my problem if people are late to the party.

>inb4 she's 100% jew who tans herself to pass off as "black"

It shouldn't. A Catholic old white male won't assemble the "rainbow coalition" anymore than an old white shriveled First Lady did.

Iceland, don't talk to or about it. It belongs in an asylum.

>making a martyr out of a guy just making a joke

Both the UK and Leftists are absolutely lost to insanity

WTF

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PEACHES AND CREAM!!!!!

INBLEAP

>speaking to a world leader

IMPEACH WTF

Lol I just passed by a tv screen at my college that was on CNN that said TRUMP HIRES CONSPIRACY THEORIST AS ADVISOR or some shit.

What a great time to be alive.