Croatia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Italy in a week

>Croatia couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Italy in a week
TOP KEK ITALIAN PIG SHIT!!!
Oh believe you me, us Croats are ITCHING for a war with Italy. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Italian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Italian pig shit they see. When Croatia’s done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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Plan of attack

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thread is made by a jew

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No it’s not

>(we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first)
i just love the voluntaristic spirit of the Croaks.

take your pills

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This post might actually have been funny if the Croatian Armed Forces didn't consist of just 14.000 active personnel.

Why did you post what is essentially an inflated gunboat, a corvette at best?

You obviously didn’t hear about croatian military prowess.

*blocks your path*

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Why Croatians (and more in general, slavs) have such an inferiority complex towards Italy

But, when push comes to shove, nobody really likes Croatia to be honest.

it is believed you acted badly in both world wars

What are you talking about? Everybody like us.

Because Italians are kinda like south slavs, but a bit more civilized

Nah, not everyone. Maybe Romanians, Albanians, Serbians and FYROMs are like you, but that's about it.

*sinks your carrier*

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Why are you even replying to this retard, let it slide

name 1 nation that likes us

We like you kek

i kekked

I like croatia :^)

Let us have Trieste and our mighy Patrias will make land attack!

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Ancona, San Marino, Bologna
Not included on map San Leo, Perugia and tons of other places worth visiting
I love Italy, pasta niggers are based and weather is nice
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Yess, yessss leave your northeast front open

Hey Croatia, I know you're new to NATO and all, but some ground rules... we don't attack our allies.

This is the dumbest shit I've seen all day.

Want to see the Italian stalian fuck up some dirty slavs

Nobody's gonna touch Italy while Romania's around, lad.