I'll start
>23 year old white male
>kicked out of engineering school for not taking mandatory diversity/sexism class
>joined military but got kicked out
>became a Liberalist autist and watched Fight Club too many times
go
ITT we post very specific Austin Bomber guesses
Isaiah Gonzalez
Colton Williams
Assblasted Berniebro
100% invested in msm narrative
Wants to kickstart glorious revolution
Lincoln Brown
A faggot
45 years old
has a bad relationship with his single mum
Haven't get laid since 1994
Sebastian Evans
Antifa dryrun larping in anticipation of being an IED maker in the pending civil war.
Daniel Hill
its is the jewsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
but more then likely it a commie makeing bombs for the civil war that may or may not happen in 2020
Charles Ramirez
Competly nihilistic leftist trans that can’t stand being in a world where DRUMPF will be president and his gender isn’t recognized
Deciding to blow people up as much as he can to spread this misery to others
Nolan Hill
>federal employee
>immigrant recruited by Naval Intelligence
>no connection to the country
>no family
>working out of a hanger in Galveston
Luis Bennett
>36
>56% face
>trans
>really ugly
>to pussy to drop it off himself
>send it in mail
>fails
>try's again
Brandon Hall
Whitey
40's
Reacting to the recent gun grabber hysteria. Making a point about guns vs bombs.
Using a bicycle if he doesn't want to be caught, or a car if he does.
Connor Lee
Wal Mart
Losing markeshare to Amazon
Launches bombing campaign to spread fear of mailed packages.
Joshua Lopez
Black or brown male.
Ex-army explosives guy.
Wyatt Jackson
Vladimir Putin did it !
Aaron Allen
Jewish millennial man 25-30 years old
hates his mother
father died of cancer
2 years of college dropped out
failed entrepreneur
lives with mom no car no money
no friends
does not play vidya or on Sup Forums
random targets because pissed off at station in life
will quit before caught
starts playing vidya comes to Sup Forums
gets a job works his way up ladder
starts business becomes successful
votes for Trump in 2020
writes book at end of life confession
David Watson
That "it's not a bomb it's a clock!" kid's vengeance.
A Ted Kaczynski aspirant
drug cartel taking out their rival's street level dealers as a warning
stunt to get some good publicity for agencies when they catch the bomber, probably get a pedo to plead guilty in exchange for not shaming his family for being a pedo
Zachary Adams
Every day until he gets the delegates
Owen King
this is the best answer to qui bono
Chase Myers
This is my guess
Oliver Martinez
Retired IRA bomber
Gabriel Nelson
photo of suspected bomber
Jason Young
Some arab kid that likes making clocks
Jackson Reyes
Some leftist who is upset FedEx didn't cut ties with the NRA, so they disguised bombs as FedEx packages and sent them through FedEx to crash the stock and give the company horrible publicity.
Or some based Texan who doesn't want Amazon to set up shop in Austin bringing in more Californians and pops. So he sends bombs to give the city a bad name.
Josiah Butler
That is some top notch shit right there.
I guess I'm done with this thread now.
Zachary Wood
/thread
Jose Garcia
Woah that’s A Hogg wild theory you’ve got there user
Julian Johnson
Fat fucking nerd that took too much of alex jones brain force
Fell for the BLACKED meme propaganda
Browses Sup Forums daily
Christian Nelson
why does he always get away with it user?
Landon Martinez
It's gonna be a Saudi on a student visa
Connor Clark
is that the youngest brother from malcom in the middle?
Malcolm in the Middle
Jim Carrey
A low-level jew who is trying to send out peaceful light up dreidels and menoras to educate goyim but is so inept at electronics he accidentally makes bombs
Levi Gray
Charles Cruz
Well, we can rule out niggers, since a nigger wouldn't be smart enough to build a bomb.
Joseph King
47 year old
working part time jobs only, poor.
learned to make bombs from the internet
will stop now and disappear
also
>jewish
Jack Roberts
>not a nigger
well that's pretty specific
Jaxson Wright
It's Beto trying to kill the opposition
Luis Long
>43 year old cia/fbi agent
>Who needs to falseflag shit for fbi/cia to save face
Liam Hernandez
Muslims use bombs, maybe it was a muslim.
Logan Murphy
Sam Hyde
Robert Phillips
Likely, they'll probably find some white NEET to blame it on so they can execute him.
Kayden Davis
Sam is smart. He memed himself as the "hoax terrorist" so now he has free reign to do whatever he pleases without scrutiny.
"it's the internet being stupid again, disregard this guy"
Kayden Williams
>Ex-army explosives guy.
>EODs making bombs and sending them out at random.
Nah. They're either standup guys or completely drunk, but they've got wrecking balls for testicles regardless. They also have good career prospects, no reason to be pissed at anyone in Austin in particular.
My guess is former military, likely Hispanic that will get the Zimmerman treatment. No guess as to motive, though.
Or, pic related.
Oliver Cruz
Going away present
Jeremiah Brown
>SamHyde.jpeg
Nicholas Bell
>we post very specific Austin Bomber guesses
like in washington, it's a tag team
Cameron Brown
You.
Jason Torres
Middle aged Postal Dude from New York
Hudson Johnson
Jackson Powell
Every time he posts something I feel like it will be the next manifesto I see on the news.
36 year old white male
College educated, doesn't use his degree
Was a tepid neoconservative before his wife left him and took his son, now lives alone
Wants to speed up societal collapse