So my wife gave birth the other day and I had to fill out the birth certificate form.
Notice anything?
So my wife gave birth the other day and I had to fill out the birth certificate form
David Kelly
Christian Young
Yeah, 18b option 2 seems relevant to you.
Leo Harris
My name is in the Hospital Bull registry 63 times, haha suckers !
James Ward
Obviously made for niggers. Like this would do anything anyways.
Michael Garcia
>Mothers name
what?
John Wright
>mother's name
Why is this relevant?
Noah Sanchez
I actually think that it probably has to do with surrogacy, but it's pretty funny regardless.
Nicholas James
>SO IS HE A C UCK OR ARE YOU A WHORE?
Alexander Rogers
They gave you the female form, which leads me to think you look an awful lot like a girl.
Carson Sanders
I know it has sonething to do with being cuckholded but I'm more intrigued by why do they don't include father's name as an option
Kayden Robinson
Yes, it's transphobic. Men can give birth, women can impregnate men
Jaxon Green
You forgot to fill it out.
Benjamin Williams
I dunno if I got it right but I read the NOT your husband part in a Maury Povich voice
Ethan Perez
>Courage is going to celebrate his 10th birthday next year.
Jackson Martin
>please speak with the (((hospital birth registrar)))
James Barnes
>what is a birth certificate template and a printer
Cooper Scott
Mother of the newborn, to distinguish between the parts that require the mother's or father's information.
James Turner
Men usually don't change their names upon marriage, and even if they did, it isn't the man that popped the baby out.
That said, the info on the father is probably elsewhere in the form.
Jacob Brown
ITS A TARP
Jason Fisher
The space to enter the father's name is Question #20
Mason Morris
It's mostly so babies don't get switched at birth. For some reason they are paranoid about sending the wrong kid home with the wrong parents.
We have a poor track record.
Nathaniel Rodriguez
hahahahahaha