Discussion on this week's episode and why Osomatsu is the Alphamatsu

Discussion on this week's episode and why Osomatsu is the Alphamatsu.

Last two threads were fun..

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Reminder to read Urasawa's new manga.

>spoiler

Details?

>so best he appears in other manga works
Take that matsufags

But this is part of a collaboration with Fujio Productions, user.

There's only 1 chapter out atm so there's not much to it yet. Main character meets him and the then the chapter ends. No clue if any of the other characters will show up.

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These adverts were pretty cute.

Some good screencappable faces this season.

I need more angry Jyushi

No more low quality caps, sorry, user.

But have some more happy Jyushi.

Those girls are two-faced bitches and Osomatsu unironically did nothing wrong

Stop making these NEETs actually hot, damn it.

There's something very unsettling about juicys stare

Ichi looking smooth.
I love casual comfy

He's been giving off a creepy vibe since S2 episode 2.

I think they want to reinforce the "there's really something off about him" feel they attempted to convey with the self-awareness ball thing and his own episode last season.

Choro looks surprisingly good there.

Choro trips confirm sexy Choro.

Oso did all right. Granted he was his thirsty self but his calming detective skills hit in the right time. I'm the type to fight and then get along like that.

Even as a certified muppetfucker something about these is unnerving.

Maybe because it's too obvious? Then again Kara's painfulness really doesn't let him go full muppetfucked in this kinda art because it looks so serious in being not serious, if you get what I'm saying.

>says the virgin neet
I bet your a really nice guy user

They are so fashion it makes me mad. If only they would sometimes dress like this in the show, even if just for a gag

Top of the list of things that should be in-show canon: Choromi

I guess this is what was talking about. It's honestly weird to see them being properly dressed like that. I mean, it looks good but stare at it too much time and the abyss will stare back at you.

I keep finding Jyushi more attractive, how do I stop this?

Remind yourself he belongs to AV-chan now.

she needs to return first

Its not that he's an alpha, its that the other brothers are all omegas

I bet you're a really nice girl like Kumi and Miwa, user.

I honestly see this behavior being defended only by other equally stuck up thots.

Don't tell me you're gonna play netori here, user.

It's almost like not-quite-fetish art. Despite not actually being nsfw you know the artist's dick had some input in creating whatever the fuck you're looking at, which makes it more uncomfortable than honest porn. This being official art makes it even weirder but also really goddamn funny.

Remember he's retarded and it's practically statutory rape

Not only is he AlphaMatsu, he's also the best Onii-chan

youtube.com/watch?v=xVDrSoaCfsM

>surprisingly
All Choros are good

This thread is getting a funny amount of dubs and trips.

As for Jyushi, the self-awareness episode implies he's very aware of himself but he likes to play retard.

If this week's episode showed anything is that his potential is there. It's just his massive thirst what actually stops him from getting poon and friends.

I don't particularly like Choromatsu all that much, but fuck something about Choromi is hot.

What if he rapes you instead?

God just look at those kissable lips.

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That's what the shock collar is for

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They were kind of mean, but they didn't really do anything wrong. Japanese mixers are for getting out and meeting new people most of the time, they weren't really obligated to see him again. Though leading him on to have a fun time/get drinks was in poor taste.

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I've never wanted anything so bad before

It's cute but honestly it must be a tad uncomfortable to carry around with the shape it has. Can be used at home tho so that would be okay.

This, pretty much. If the issue was that Oso was disgusting then they should have left when they were going to instead of, ya know, leading Oso and whatnot.

I hope when Karamatsu finally does get an episode they highlight him being a massive fucking idiot. I really like the idea of stupid Kara going about his life in his oblivious way.

More of her when please

Here does this help?

The scene where Totty leaves the mixer is so well done. The laughter echoing when he leaves makes it seem like they're laughing at him and they follow it with complete silence. They really captured the feelings of a self conscious guy and its so messed up that its funny.
>the next episode is a Jyushi episode
hopefully there's just enough muscle hustle and not too much buuuuuu. And with any luck it will be a good one and not a Jyshimatsu Festival.

All of the cross-dressing costumes are obviously meant to be jokes, but Choromi is a conservative enough design that it comes across a bit more "someone just discovered their drag kink" than "haha man in dress". I don't like Choro much either but somehow that suits him so well.

I'd feel like I was scooping out their insides. And that is definitely not my fetish.

he is kind of empty headed. I've noticed he kind of seems intelligent in other ways though, like he'll understand certain things before the others, I don't know what that's called, emotional intelligence? IQ wise he's dumber than a box of rocks for sure.

>did nothing wrong

>you will never have a Matsu shitposting buddy for Osomatsu-san threads

Why are these muppets so fucking sexy

>your favorite matsu will never sit on your lap while you browse Sup Forums

That's what makes him so cute! Thinks he's a hotshot, huge flirt, dumb as nails, cries easy, desperate for praise. He's such perfect bullying material it should be illegal.

Totty could learn from Oso and maybe loose his ass just enough to actually have fun at mixers and gets girls to like him. Maybe it's him pretending so much what causes girls to pick on his coy and ignore him later on as desperate.

If his incoditional love for his brothers is anything to go by, Karamatsu is actually a lot more sensitive than he lets on with his painful act. That alone makes him more intelligent than the others because that means he has the possibility of connecting with someone. After Oso, unironically, Kara has chances to make actual friends, granted he finds people willing to put up with his painfullness, of course.

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It's just porn. Go back to tumblr.

yeah but incest is hot

There are different kinds of smarts. The other user is right, Karamatsu shows high emotional intelligence. But he's also easily manipulated and often tries and fails to pull off pants-on-head retarded stunts in an attempt to impress. Not to mention that in -kun he was characterized as the dumb one, and his name is a pun on him being "empty headed". Karamatsu clearly isn't the brightest cookie.

Jyushimatsu festival wasn't even that bad. Though having so much of him in one episode was a bit overwhelming. The only boring skits in that episode was the bomb one, the one where his balls become huge, and the one where he and Oso were old scientists. All the other parts of that episode were pretty solid.

>taking this seriously

The brave general is CUTE
agreed

How come no one posts the Choromatsu one anymore

Yeah, I prefer the Choromatsu one. He's exactly the kind of whiny holier-than-thou bitch that would say shit like that.

I didn't get to save the Choro version. I prefer that one, but I only got to snag upside down frown Kara.

Being naive and dumb isn't a good combination when you're surrounded by so many kuso people, not just his brothers. He's kinda lucky Chibita is around.

I felt bad when I read the producers implied Kara acts painful because he doesn't like his actual persona very much when he may be the one matsu to be a good person deep down, his lazyness aside.

There's been a killjoy user around so we're on our nerves.

THAT FUCKING CAT

I took it as Oso and Todo could both really learn from each other. Totty's got no chance if he can't even express himself honestly like Oso but Oso should really know that some things don't need to be said out loud like Totty does. They're really just living life in the opposite extremes.

I got you covered anons

Thanks user

Fair enough. Though I keep thinking this all happens in Japan, and if that kinda mixer were to happen where I live it could well happen like that but with the girls saying "yeah sure, we'll talk" and never call back again, or with at least Oso gaining a couple of friends for drinking nights which may or may not end up with drunk sexbecause hell if people where I live don't drink, fuck and fuck drunk.

That may be the reason why I keep seeing the whole situation as technical success: it would be one here.

Oso is the best matsu because he's the only one with no sense of shame. He speaks his mind and his honesty is refreshing, even if he's the most lewd gross guy on earth.

The kinda husbando you want to keep but locked in your house because you love his crudeness but is also a huge embarrassment so you gotta hide him.

I don't think Karamatsu knows much shame either. But maybe that only extends to body shame.

This, none of them got to hook up for a reason and it's not the girls fault.

I swear to god thongs are a sureway to kill my boners no matter how much I love the guy.

>locked in you house
And tied in your basement I presume?

How about cut-off jeans?

I'm not about that life, not with Oso. Gotta preserve that smile. Just maybe cut a bit of his allowance so he doesn't burn it on pachinko.

Gay as fuck but they're better, I guess. Beach only, tho.

And exposed nipple gakurans? Do you approve?

No.

The issue isn't as much that as the fact that the girls stayed for the fun and drinks instead of just leaving when they were supposed to. They had no intention to hook up the moment Oso and Totty screwed up, but stayed anyway for the food and drinks.

Man, no thongs, no nip tops, cut-off are only barely a pass? Karamatsu's paafekt fashion is clearly just wasted on you.

gets somewhat of a free pass in that one because Ichi actually considered hurting it at first
Shame it ended the way it did

There was already an appearance of the -san matsus in a Blackjack gag manga.

This, how can you love Karamatsu if you're not willing to love his fashion, or at least tolerate it. That's the bare minimum.

I tolerate his fashion.

Just not those things in particular.

I'm more into Oso anyway.

He can wear all of those for me. Unconditional love, baby.

I fucking love this comic. I think it's because the first time I read it I thought it was going to be some stupid soft shit with Ichi and Karamatsu and then it took it in the complete opposite direction.

I want to be raped by Summer Kamen.

Translation?

But here’s the true test: would you be willing to coordinate matching outfits with him?

Winter Kamen skit where Kara has a snowflake mask and is still wearing a thong despite the weather when?

Do you really need a translation to understand what's happening?

A fur thong.
drawfags where are you

>mfw I'm not oppai for Oso so likely to get ignored

Why must we suffer like this

If it’s got a hole im sure he’ll fuck it. It would probably help if you’re not hideous or obese, though.

The uggo part is debatable not only because how uggo one can be is subjective unless you're objectively uggo like the chick from Totty's disco.

And not even if the thing has a hole. He got fucked by a horse, remember.