/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WHOSE FAULT IS IT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump discussion on Sanctuary Cities 3/20/18
youtu.be/MPIR0N-ruZk
>Pres Trump working lunch w/Prince Salman 3/20/18
youtu.be/hpSMhkqvVEs
>Pres Trump Greets Saud Prince Salman 3/20/18
youtu.be/ykJXkcepiIQ
>FLotUS Melania roundtable on cyberbullying 3/20/18
youtu.be/HqC5EPYj0OQ
>VP Pence/USDASec Perdue @Natl Ag Day Celebration 3/20/18
youtu.be/3uXafvs7V0o
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/NOR DefMin presser 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442863-1/
>USAid Admin Green @UNSC on DRC 3/20/18
youtu.be/FAZvp1T266A
>USRep Currie @UNSC on Syria 3/20/18
youtu.be/LlaiHeaSTpU
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson Budget hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442845-1/
>EdSec Devos House Budget Hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442744-1/
>EnergySec Perry Budget hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442852-1/
>Pentagon Budget Hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442840-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump on Combating Opioids 3/20/18
youtu.be/N8BWdx-bNQQ
>USDA Video: VP Pence Remarks 3/20/18
youtu.be/Zq-OOK6iK0o
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/20/18
youtu.be/mYaQe9YPzDU
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/20/18
youtu.be/j8AL9vtGR94
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/others @Combating Opioids event in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/m418JjxWI80
>Pres Trump speaks @Safe Station in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/817jrZ9pE_0

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MAGA

>Cisco
Crisco* and it is shortening
Originally shortening was synonymous with lard
Crisco was the first shortening to be made entirely of vegetable oil (cottonseed)

Anyone got any predictions for the austin bombers motives/race? I say he's some spic with a little bit of training.

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Steve Kang is on. I thought his voice was deeper.

This here says: Awoovement.
Take it as you will

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The phrase "constitutional crisis" is a fucking meme that has no meaning.

Buy a pass you stupid jew

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All women are WHORES

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ABOO TOBAPIW

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I am Donald J. Trump.

AWOO

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Did (You) vote for Putin, or Vlad?

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FUCK RULE OF LAW TUCKER

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>implying I don't have one
I was waiting for a good tucker quote

>another spending bill that includes a bunch of shit we dont want, and excludes a bunch of shit we do want

good job congress!

What did she mean by this?

DO NOT CONGRATULATE is trending on Twitter.
twitter.com/search?q="DO NOT CONGRATULATE"&src=tren&data_id=tweet:976243672550387713

this is bullshit but I believe it

You missed the rally, Awoosya. Guess what time it is.

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Thank you, sir.

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How are you doing, Aleksey Karamazov?

it is punished muslim clock boy, butthurt and bent on vengeance.

We'd better off if the regulars here were in Congress.

Twitter about to get in trouble.
Look at the top news.

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>6TH BOMB
WHAT IS HAPPENING

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OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE ANOTHER EXPLOSION IN AUSTIN

Is her kid half Hispanic??? The Father is old and swarthy I can’t tell. Also I wonder how an aging Gen Xer even made it in the first place

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ROOSYAAAAAAAA

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MKUltra shorting out

ANOTHER BOMB BLAST!?

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>beads of water near her breasts

Damn, if there ever was a time to fap.

I'm not even american and i could craft a better bill desu

SIXTH BOMB
SIXTH BOMB
SIXTH BOMB
SIXTH BOMB
SIXTH BOMB

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ANN COMING UP ON TUCC

Uhh fug milkers

How dare we get along with a nuclear power.

Holy shit another bomb?!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

THREE bombs?

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BREAKING NEWS
6TH EXPLOSION
>BREAKING NEWS
>6TH EXPLOSION
BREAKING NEWS
6TH EXPLOSION
>BREAKING NEWS
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BREAKING NEWS
6TH EXPLOSION
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>BREAKING NEWS
>6TH EXPLOSION

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Lard is pig fat in both its rendered and unrendered forms. It is obtained from any part of the pig where there is a high proportion of adipose tissue. It can be rendered by steaming it or boiling it in water and then separating the insoluble fat from the water, or by the use of dry heat. It is a semi-soft white fat with a high saturated fatty acid content and no transfats. Refined lard is usually sold as paper-wrapped blocks.

Lard is commonly used in many cuisines around the world as a cooking fat or shortening, or as a spread similar to butter. It is an ingredient in various savoury dishes such as sausages, pâtés and fillings, and it is particularly favored for the preparation of pastry because of the "flakiness" it brings to the product. Its use in western contemporary cuisine has diminished with the increased popularity of vegetable oils, but many contemporary cooks and bakers still favor it over other fats for certain select uses.

few more

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TEXAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

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Whoa they are doing a straight up movie on the Ted Kennedy crash?

IT?

>Trump calls for RWDS
>Auntie Ann coming up next

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>implying that model looks anything like Timpf
Don't do meth kids

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((They)) changed it. Can't have people getting the wrong idea.

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I want timpf to bomb blast all over my face with her brapper

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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THE VOTES ARE COMING IN. AUTISM TRIGGERED.

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Coulter next??!?!

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Another one!!

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>Illegal aliens killed 61k people since 9/11, opioids are killing the same amount of Americans that Brazilians have on homicides
How will you burgers get rid of both?

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NEW BOMB IN AUSTIN

>tfw the unabomber is back

WTF I THOUGHT BOMBS WERE ILLEGAL
DID BANNING BOMBS NOT WORK???

Is outlaw star a good watch?
I barely remember the plot but the op is fucking great that its the only thing I remembered.

Gun sales are probably going to go through the roof now.

Lol ok Twitter. Once you inevitably ban Trump, you'll have no reason to exist.

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Does this even matter?

>mfw im actually excited
now all i need is some suicide cults and y2k paranoia and it'll feel like childhood again.

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>Wait a minute I want to tack on a rider to that bill
>$30 million to support catgirl (male) research

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I'll check that truth, brother!
FFS

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And it is advertised right before and during CNN's new series felating the Kennedys, apparently.

There was an election? What's it about?

Why can't Lee Ann MacAboobies do this

THE TEXAS BOMB EXPLOSION MASSACRE

Aw really? I'll better catch the hell up then.

Fug i just had a brilliant idea to vote for Awoo and take a photo, but it's too late now. Dammit!

Suffering from a headache, but good otherwise. Hope you're doing well though!

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population-wise statistics, I would say yes... but historically speaking, it's probably a white male.

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Infowars said they are picturing Uncle Ted in a good light on their series on netflix, so it's somewhat plausible that some nigger would start it again for no reason.
Ban homemade bombs.

>ywn experience y2k on Sup Forums

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Wew!

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You let all the dope fiends die. Lol how do you think the crack epidemic ended??? It didn’t the negroes who started smoking that shit in the 70s started dying in the 1990s.

YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
>debating opening up the Trish archives for that one

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Very good.

Lard has always been an important cooking and baking staple in cultures where pork is an important dietary item, the fat of pigs often being as valuable a product as their meat.

During the 19th century lard was used similarly to butter in North America and many European nations. Lard remained about as popular as butter in the early 20th century, and was widely used as a substitute for butter during World War II. As a readily available by-product of modern pork production, lard had been cheaper than most vegetable oils, and it was common in many people's diet until the industrial revolution made vegetable oils more common and more affordable. Vegetable shortenings were developed in the early 1900s, which made it possible to use vegetable-based fats in baking and in other uses where solid fats were called for. Negative publicity was generated by Upton Sinclair's novel The Jungle which, though fictional, portrayed men falling into rendering vats and being sold as lard.

By the late 20th century lard began to be considered less healthy than vegetable oils (such as olive and sunflower oil) because of its high content of saturated fatty acids and cholesterol. However, despite its reputation, lard has less saturated fat, more unsaturated fat and less cholesterol than an equal amount of butter by weight. Unlike many margarines and vegetable shortenings, unhydrogenated lard contains no transfats. It has also been regarded as a "poverty food".

Her kid is a blue eyed blond but I haven’t seen the dad.

looks like jeff goldblum on meth

WE NEED COMMON SENSE BOMB CONTROL LAWS NOW!

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We're going further right
>Soon!

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Is that good or bad?

I'm hoping it's not. we'll get muh dangerous white men for the next year.

Go to Siberia and get some diamonds that fell from that plane for us.