Trump's dick pics

Drumpf isn't going to be impeached because of the Russia collusion thing
or because he fucked a pornstar while his wife was pregnant
or just because he is a retard in general.

He will get put out of office because people feel uncomfortable giving someone with a micropenis access to nuclear weapons.

it's over Drumpftards. Mark my words.

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About time! Then Hillary Clinton will rightfully take her place as President of the United States.

Why aren't we hacking this people?

Yep! it's her turn now!

Trump is known to have a Coke bottle cock. This will probably help him if anything.

I can just see Jeff Zucker in the news pen at CNN standing on a desk yelling "get me those fucking dick pics or your all fired!!!"

No, it would be Pences turn. Hillary is done-done. At the end of the day, she's the one who managed to lose to Donald Trump, the clown-candidate.

Yesssss now this is a memo release I can get behind

>No, it would be Pences turn

oh shit, you are right.

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>hacking
you mean with machetes? I don't know it sounds like a good idea.

Doesn't this count as revenge porn?

So is it him fully nude, or just a picture of some dick? How would anybody know it's his? Anyways, I hope this dumb porn star gets assassinated by the CIA.

Gay

Last time I checked fucking a porn star before you got in office was legal and therefore not grounds for impeachment. Are people honestly stupid enough to think it is? Oh and btw, if he were to get removed from office for any reason the presidency would go to Pence, not the last election loser.

So satan's world is literally WWE

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hooktube.com/watch?v=VB7TXaZ1q6Y

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The absolute state of the media. So defeated they resort to talking about pornstars and dick pics.

>Publicly hinting at releasing a picture of a 70 year old mans penis

Strange fucking morals

we need those photos Sup Forums

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Emoluments clause violations, conflicts of interest

That is the real reason to impeach him, the adultery and general contempt for Humanity are secondary to that.

Anyhow, I'd rather keep trump around until the end of this year to see how the mid terms go.

And so that Pence can get stonewalled to hell if democrats win and trump resigns.

>Stormy Daniels releases penis pics.
>Gets arrested for posting revenge porn

Could it happen?

ya but I don't know what his dick looks like so it doesn't prove anything

Isn't this the crazy faggot who works with loony Mench?

What will they do if he’s hung like a fucking python? Suicides en mass.

idk, but i think such laws are intended to only punish men.

>mfw 30 inch elephant dick
>mfw niggers chimp out because penis envy

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Wait 'til you see the hidabeast full-on coochie shots

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>Suicides en mass.
this

Isn't this sexual harassment?

>they release Trump dick pick
>hung like a Hillshire Farm Polska kielbasa
>liberals faint with jealousy
>Anderson cooper and don lemon literally drool on air, lemon jerks off under the desk at break
>America loves that finally we have an alpha male and cheers that we no longer have a literal dicksucking faggot as president.
>Melania comes out as bi and polyamorous.
>MAGA gets better, continues

>he’s hung like a fucking python

A hemipenis (plural hemipenes) is one of a pair of intromittent organs of male squamates (snakes, lizards and worm lizards).[1][2] Hemipenes are usually held inverted within the body, and are everted for reproduction via erectile tissue, much like that in the human penis. They come in a variety of shapes, depending on species, with ornamentation, such as spines or hooks.

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hE'S GOONS BE FINE, SWEETIE. GONNA BE AROUND FOR AVERY LONG TIME.

I bet he has a micro penis

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The man has 4 kids with major models. Doubt he has a dick like you.

There is zero chance this stupid bitch wouldn't have come out with this stuff during the election to sink Trump.

Oh boy, I think they should release them to the public, I mean, what better way to prove that sexism among women and rape culture is real then posting pictures of Trump, I mean, that would make people like those Celebs who leaked titty pics out hypocrits and its A-OK to view/mock.

Also a major lawsuit would be hilarious too.

to be fair. sounds more like he wants to compensate for something. All that gold and "look how rich I am" doesn't help either.

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Or maybe he has to build skyscrapers to house his massive dong.

but @TrueFactsStated tweeted it? it must be true

>MSNBC just shows a six foot guy's large uncut penis on television

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No, it's a known fact that not only a right wing/pro gun conservatives have small penis syndrome, they're also dumb as fuck

stats prove this

or maybe he pays melania to be his wife because he has tiny dong. kinda reminds me of a loser neckbeard that goes to thailand to buy a wife

>women are attracted to money

Wow amazing observation.

or if you have a huge dong.

case closed

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She couldn't resist the BIG REPUBLICAN COCK

Zero possible way Trump let a whore take pics of his dick. 70 years of being filthy rich and hes so squeaky clean the Democrats couldnt even find dirt on him to win a presidency....

100% fake news

Are all German people this fucking stupid or is it just you?

>be user
>do a hit on hasbeen pornstar
>get caught
>get found guilty
>presidential pardon
>bank acct has $10,000,000 extra in it
feelsgoodman

i dont know if youre aware of this but most relationships are not based on wealth

dunno

we let 1.5 million refugees in our country. But I think it just me.

Why would an academic researcher be too stupid to know how to correctly pluralize “penis”?

BRO WHATS THE SAUCE ON THAT GIRL IN THAT MEME!? WOWZERS

I don't know if you're aware of this but when you're upper class your marriage is probably more about connecting families and opening doors than storybook true love.

coming from the hick rep'ing the losing sides flag

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I will tell you if you get this thread to bump limit (300 posts)

Man, this really makes me wish I voted for Hillary. Just think about it guys, we could have gotten guns banned, gone to war in Syria, and quintupled our refugee intake, but we had to get tricked by the Russian and vote for Drumph.
How can we live with ourselves?

So are they like zoomed in pictures of emperor drumpft's cock, or are we talking full frontal nudes? Because if it's just some zoomed in cock pics, it could be anyone.

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Didn't trump win among most of the income brackets except the lowest one?

I know you're joking around, but do lefties actually believe this is how this would work?

Reminder Claude Taylor was lying in this tweet.

Actual statement from Stormy's Lawyer on MSNBC:
>Ari, you know as a good lawyer yourself, that good lawyers don’t play their entire hand on the first go-around. We have a lot of information, a lot of evidence, a lot of documents that haven’t come to light yet. Numerous pieces of evidence, numerous facts, and we’re not going to show our hand.

instagram.com/kortney_olson/?hl=en

Before he dies.

Trump will probably be so proud to have his penis plastered all over the papers. When will the left learn, this guy isn't normal.

It makes sense though, they'd want to replace Trump with somebody whose packing a much larger penis.

How long has this story been going on? If you've got something, fucking put it out there. The left will start a gofundme to cover your legal fees or fines. Where's the beef, bitch?

Actually that's a good idea, start a gofundme for her. She wouldn't have to worry about being sued. Call her bluff.

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You are AWESOME

>TFW Trump supporter and FAT 8inch
Feels so fucking good man

his name is fucking TrueFactsStated. Can't you read?

>murcian education.

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So assuming this is true and it probably is. Why would anyone care? Is anyone surprised that a billionaire pays sluts to fuck him?

DA FUK! Shaved head ugly without makeup! I guess Ill only ever know her as a meme

Sure does.

came here to post this. Entire lib. fem community goes Ahegao for the trump dick.

No one should believe a weeny pic unless there is clear evidence that it was sent from trump AND it actually features more than just a weiner (i.e his face). Even then i'd remain sceptical.

i know... spent hours googling her and turn out to be an ugly dyke...

>We have photos of Trump's penis, and it's huge

Didn't one of his ex-wives' books already confirm he has a yuge cock?

If they release a picture of his penis, should we organize a million man march, everyone wearing penis hats...that's what the left would do.
.

His body his choice!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Trumps dick becomes the unit of measure for all Chads

>mfw fags will now want to fuck daddy drumpf.
You know Trump's ex wife Ivana, has gone on record saying, "he was the best ex I ever had, and definitely is just fine in the size department, thank you very much.If there was a problem there, Donald would not have five kids."

Keep the dream alive, sorry but Drumpftz penis is confirmed as huuuge and sounds like he knows how to use it as well.

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maybe for chads to measure how beta their underlings are.

>shitlibs think they've FINALLY got Trump
>no way microweenie cheeto dick can get out of THIS one

>he has a huge 10 inch fat veiny monster can hog
>approval ratings go up 50%
>his face when

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>woman noodz get leaked
>omg literal rape this is unacceptable jail every man
>president dick pics get leaked
>lol this is ok fuck krampgf

The absolute state of the left's hypocrisy knows no bounds

he probably paid her millions to say that...

Not just yuge, one of the biggest!!!

>Trump's penis

Oh, My!!!

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Get me those pics Parker!

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Isn't that the guy who had the feed shut off when Trump received the prayer shawl?

Imagine for a moment if this was a woman. The media scrambling after tawdry tales from her former lovers, boyfriends, etc. Every man she ever let fuck her starts coming out of the woodwork to talk about her pussy's shape and dimension, her nipples, how she moans when you put a thumb in her asshole. Imagine the press lapping that up like they're doing with this. Then imagine that during the election there were nude statues made of her to sexually humiliate her, with disgusting and gross roast beef flaps dangling down to her mid thigh, and rippling cottage cheese cellulite on her ass. And Reddit upvoted a painting with the same features to the top of the site. Everyone speculating on how loose she is, and how many miles of cock she's taken. And the press just reposts it all. Twitter doesn't ban it. Facebook merely puts a 'mature' label on it.

Now imagine, the next time they run a woman, we make this happen. Imagine we decide to play their little game back at them and then point out their hypocrisy when they try to cry foul. I'm not taking the high road and calling what they're doing wrong. I'm suggesting we do the exact same thing back at them. Fight fire with fire.

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Even if it is small, he might just be a grower. If it's not a pic of his fully erect, Presidential dong, I call shenanigans.

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imagine a male pornstar stating he has pictures of hillary clintons oozing cunt and it somehow being newsworthy

The president literally cannot have conflicts of interest dumbass. That term just doesn’t apply to presidents legally. I am so glad you guys are all this stupid, makes me feel nice and safe and cozy for the next 7 years to come.

He got that Comcast remote

>Trump is known to have a Coke bottle cock.
according to Trump, everything is bigger:
What Does Donald Trump Really Want? Fortune Magazine April 3, 2000
fortune.com/2000/04/03/what-does-donald-trump-really-want/
archive.is/NqLeM
Donald Trump wasted no time in being Donald Trump. “I’ve brought some things for you,” he said, handing me a sheaf of papers as he boarded his private 727. These included some glossy brochures and a copy of New York Construction News, which, it seemed, had named Trump owner and developer of the year for 1999. “Owner and developer of the year,” he pointed out with his uncommonly stubby fingers, “which is unusual.”

they say, big hand. big dick.

Wow Hillary really is just like us!
We're not the president either!

;

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>don't post stats

>Inb4 he just posts links to huffpo and slate.

kyew predickited it.

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what's trump's shoe size

that's all you need to know