>EVA
This pussy named Shinji's mom's dead or something and his dad wants him to get in a mech because I guess only Shinji can pilot it. There's this big octagonal diamond that's super powerful and stuff so they need to stop it or something. Shinji's bad with women so he ends up choking a German chick and then going and fucking another man in a swimming pool, only the man was actually an alien. The alien man lover dies and Shinji like makes a new reality or something.
How'd I do?
Accurate
>Made in Abyss
Kids live around a huge abyss. There are unethical scientific experiments going on with kids and some of the characters have been involved. One of them was melted down into a literal moeblob and now some furry loli wants to die.
>shokugeki no souma
So there's this dude right? Well he's good at cooking. This dude gets into a cooking school that's way out of his league and beats people in cooking contests that should wipe the floor with him. Not only that, but apparently the g-spot has moved to the tongue.
>Eromanga Sensei
a cuck wants to have sex with his sister
>cuck
close
drooling orbiter yes
abusive maybe
cuck no
>Symphogear
Lesbians with power arms fight..... something
Lots of singing
Lots of yelling and explosions
It's not heavenrend
>Hajime no Ippo
Ippo is a boxer who has done fuck all in like 20 years of runtime. He gets the piss beat out of him for 10 chapters before rolling into his opponent for the win or something. He's gotten the everloving shit beat out of him so many times that he's half retarded now. His coach wants him dead. Oxygen.
>Berserk
A very angry man fights demons over the world after a demon king named griffith cucked him right in front of his eyes, which especially enraged him as it reminded him of when he was raped by a large black man.
>Haruhi
A reality bender, alien, time traveler, and muggle all get together and form a club. Shenanigans ensue and that reality bender is so powerful she may or may not be God. Reality Bender doesn't know her true nature and everyone tries to keep it that way.
>Fate
For some reason people got to summon famous warriors from our history and they must fight to win a mcguffin and become some kind of ruler to stop a war or something. They all have different powers and can do crazy magical shit. The villain is someone who wants to get the mcguffin to rule the world or start a war or whatever.
How did I do?
Yuri on Ice
A gay dude named Yuri wants to become a figure skater and partners with a russian skater to train, who he falls in love with. Also this show prevents the much better show of Yuri Gagarin being frozen after his plane crash then thawed out in the modern day to campaign for renewed interest in air safety and fight criminals under the guise of Captain Communism.
Pretty bad
Horribly inaccurate, you made it sound like a good show.
What's it about really? I honestly want to know. If the villain is any interest I might get into it.
Sounds like Fate/Zero rather than the main series and you're basically correct
>Monogatari
There is this manlet who has an harem of monster girls that stay in human form
he walks them home gently
>Yuri on Ice
I dropped it as soon as I figured out it wasn't about lesbian eskimoes
There is nothing about stopping a war and nobody wants to rule the world
>Serial Exepirents Lain
AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UDNERSTAND.
Nothing hapens for most of the serial.
I think she has friends with some Slut who fucks her teacher?
Some glassic bitch (best friend or something) killed her suicide or humbs a table
Cyberpunk aesthicic.
Her beaer suit is fucking autiic.
Elclesial cabals buzz.
Reality is a comporter pogram and she's the One (Matrix Rip Off?)
Alians was responsible for the whole time
Lain become a God or some shit like NGE an watces nerds mastibate en la wRed to her.
>Zeta Gundam
An autistic child joins a terrorist organisation because a member of a military goverment calls him a girl. Char laughs at people and a lot of the characters in the series die.
This is easily the most inaccurate post in the thread
>Re:Zero
Some stupid asshole dies and is transported to a fantasy world inhabited by other stupid assholes.
>Konosuba
Some stupid asshole dies and is transported to a fantasy world inhabited by other stupid assholes, but this time the author meant it to be that way.
Konosuba is more like>Some stupid, worthless asshole dies and is transported to a fantasy world inhabited by retarded assholes
>Oreimo
Guy has idol/Otaku tsundere sister that get along like normal siblings but apparently they're actually in love with each other. Kuroneko looks like a Rozen Maiden reject and is the best girl somehow but loses the oniichan bowl. There's another girl with glasses I think who didn't have a chance, and another girl who looks like annoying sister but with black hair. Or its the same girl but with her hair no longer dyed? Anyway the incest pair get married and Sup Forums has a seizure.
>flcl
Skarpne and discount Shinji fight robots together but then she fucks his dad
Fund it
>Monogatari
There's this dude with an Ahoge, and bitches are always crawling for his dick, though he remains loyal to his tsundere crab waifu.
Most of these bitches are supernatural in some regard including- a vampire with a stupid name that olevs donuts and is stuck as a loli for most of the time; a big titted slut that turns into a white haired cat with big fat tats; a ghost snail loli that returned due to popular demand; a lesbian that denies she's bisexual and has the fucking Monkey's Paw grafted onto her arm; his two little sisters of polar dispositions who I'm not sure if they're actually supernatural, but the tomboyish one almost orgasmed when her brother brushed her teeth; and his crab waifu who weighs next to nothing so she lines her skirt with office supplies, and favors scissors as a weapon.
I recall a guy in a Hawaiian shirt that may or may not be his bro, and everything is presented with surreal architecture and very little animation most of the time.
I don't fucking know what they even do with their time, most of the girls don't run into each other much and there doesn't seem to be any overarching threat.
>remains loyal
kek
>idolmaster
Idol girls do idol things and the producer is hot in one of the series.
>AKB48
Idol singing is forbidden but it also saves the world
>Symphogear
Magical girl idols with mechs and blood
>Fancy Lala
Full Moon wo Sagashite but older
>Macross
IDOLS
IN
SPAAAAAAAACCEE
>Love Live
Idol girls go to idol school
>Uta Prince
Idol boys are over dramatic about mundane shit and sing catchy songs.
Judge me.
>but then she fucks his dad
That part's wrong, though he tried his damndest.
I think she tells him "come find me in space and I'll suck your dick" and she gives him a space Vespa so she's giving him some support.
Nanomori is better for him anyway.
>Clannad
Guy who can't play basketball marries an autist who dies in the sequel.
How about "tries to remain loyal"?
>Valvrave
Schoolkids in space fight in a war and everyone seems really pissed off at ERU ERUFU for some reason. Also I think there was a miscarriage in there somewhere.
>Macross
Correct but only for the never ones
>Dragon Ball
A boy named Goku who is actually a space monkey with amnesia goes on a journey in a sci-fi/fantasy world with a girl who wears no panties, a perverted old man, and a bald kid. They fight bad guys with kung-fu. Goku fights an evil green alien who wants to rule the world and becomes his friend by defeating him. Then more space monkeys invade Earth and Goku becomes friends with one of them. Then an ancient evil awakens and Goku has to defeat it. Then another ancient evil awakens and Goku has to defeat it. Repeat ad nauseum.
>Madoka
a gay girl gets tricked into becoming a mahou shoujo
evil witches try to gorily murder her and her friends, then some of her friends turn into evil witches too which is apparently the final fate of all magical girls
>to-love-ru
super interesting things happen
Except that she wears panties more than I'd like, and the old man stays home most of the time, that's about right.
Spot on, if you understand who the real MC is.
>Shirobako
Some kid with a mohawk fucks everything up for an anime studio.
>K-on
High school girls form a band. Glorified idolshit but with better music than other idol shows.
>Nisekoi
Two girls like a guy and fight over him
>Tomodachi something
Two girls like a guy and fight over him.
>Sekirei
A bunch of girls like a guy and fight FOR him
>DxD
A bunch of girls like a guy and...I don't think they fight each other.
>Irregular
Jesus loves his sister and shoots guns.
>Overlord
SAO but he's a skeleton man
To aru majutsu no index. (?)
Is railgun but with magic instead of science.
I did watch railgun.
Touma is still a fag.
>Gurren Lagann
Kill La Kill but with more males and a better 2nd half.
>Revolutionary Girl Utena
Sailor Moon meets Cruel Intentions.
>Katanagatari
A dude is a sword, or maybe just his hands are. So naturally he fights everyone, and eventually accidentally kills his waifu, who might be his sister?
Then he kills himself in the end to cope with the loss. I should watch this some time.
>Kino no Tabi
Draw a guy and call it a girl
>Lain
The matrix but not as shitty
Go watch overlord now, Australian Satan.
>one-punch man
Bald guy is overpowered and that's a joke I guess. There's a bunch of random heroes and monsters but nothing really happens and every "threat" just ends with "lol the bald guy is super strong"
No, it applies to most of the series. Only 7 and Zero don't fit.
>and the producer is hot in one of the series.
That would be the best series, Puchim@s. He has double biceps.
you wish. more like the matrix but more pretentious, deliberately confusing and fucking boring. Also better aesthetics.
I haven't seen it either, from what I understood
>Some psycho lesbian keeps resetting time because some pink haired girl who she wants to fuck keeps ending the world. A blonde gives head.
>Aoi no Exorcist
From what I remember of my friend telling me, it's about a kid who hunts devils, except he's half devil and the devil or one of his high ranking dudes helps him out in the most fabulous way possible.
And it was made for Bleach fans who were trying to cope with the wait of either new episodes or new chapters, I forget which. But it's basically Bleach.
>Trigun
A group of christian missionaries spread the gospel throughout the old west and sometimes use violence to prevent more violence.
>sometimes use violence
You mean LOVE AND PEACE
>Black Lagoon
Big tits and guns
>JO-JO
An S&M gay pride parade troupe of ugly quintuplets or whatever battle also gay inter-dimensional villains with time hacking powers.
Didn't know Part 9 was out already
>Tokyo Ghoul
Homoerotic flesh eating. And lots of walking?
Not even close
Watch the show right now, its a personal favourite and in my opinion, an overlooked show.
>Fate
All these prominent figures from throughout history somehow got together and are all fighting each other for some "Holy Grail". And they're all cute girls. The grail is a cute girl too, and she dies multiple times throughout the series. Also people die when they are killed.
>Index/Railgun
I'm not sure what the difference is between the two but some dude with cool hair punches bitches until he gets what he wants. One of the girls may or may not be a love interest and she wears a Vive on her head for some reason.
How close am I?
>one-piece
kid is a magic pirate and he has a magic crew and they sail from island to island beating up strong guys and that has over 800 episodes for some reason.
>Shingeki no Kyojin
So there's this guy and his sister and a bunch of other people and the are all a part of plot of Hitler Germany fighting giant meat monsters. But the monsters aren't even monsters but people, and the guy becomes a monster and goes full Gozilla mode on a giant meat chick. There's a lot of politics and drama but the plot doesn't actually make any sense.
>Fate./Stay Night
So there's this boy who gets a Jeanne of Arc stand waifu and fights other stand users to get his wish fulfiled. There's also a handsome but not exactly gay Dante who makes unlimited blades work.
>Dragon Ball Z
Goku like fighting a lot, so he fights a funny bunch of villains who are naimed after food and are threatening to destroy Goku/his family/the Earth/the world/multiple worlds/future/past/pasta. And Pasta is probably the name one of the characters involved.
>Umaru-chan
Umaru is an adorable but infantile little piece of shit who exploits her big bro for shits and giggles. The plot revolves around nothing, but everyone's okay with that.
How accurate am I?
>gantz
a giant black ball crashes into some old dudes room and he goes into a coma dreaming about JAV actresses fighting aliens.
Well besides that the grail is clones of the same girl and it got infested with forsaken sacrifice aids, monkey pawing any wishes. , you're more or less right.
Way to dash my hopes by making me think this was an iM@S thread
Almost completely accurate. 9/10
Pretty acurate. 8/10
Close enough. 6.8/10
Konosuba is spot on. 10/10
>Hibike! Euphonium
Easily embarrassed lesbian plays a tuba wins a music competition.
>plays a tuba
I would imagine she plays a euphonium since that's the tile of the show.
>Railgun
Bitches
>Index
Bitches get stitches
It's basically a tuba but with a fancy name.
>Sword Art Online
.hack hacked.
A euphonium is not a tuba.
>re:zero
Some autistic kid gets isekai'd, but this time it's a lame deconstruction and he dies a few times and cries like a pussy. He also also tells some girl to go fuck herself after she confesses or something.
Yeah, it's a sousaphone for hipsters.
>code gay ass
A bunch of mechs battle British Dracula who sees life as a game of chess and our heroes are aided by a magical girl.
Fucking sousas
>Dies Irae
Something about chuunni Nazi
>Blend S
Working!! and has a S loli
>Fushigi Mahou Fun Fun Pharmacy
Get in the line!
>LoGH
A bunch of guys from different factions fight each other in space and every now and then make silly comments about stuff
>A dude is a sword
Yes.
>Sabagebu
Sociopaths and monsters disguised as highschoolers regularly reenact the Columbine massacre.
>Akame ga kill
The protags die, the villains die, everyone dies.
except for the emo girl
>Highschool DxD
Pretty much softcore porn with plot
>Symphogear
Idol suplexes a mountain. General coolness.
>Clannad
Lots of tears and dangos. Worst girl dies at the end
>Tsukihime
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>British Dracula who sees life as a game of chess
An interesting interpretation, but the last part is wrong. She gives Dracula his powers at the start, and for the rest of the series, she mostly lays around eating pizza and looking hot and acting as a sounding board for his plans.
>Keijo
Girls fight each other in Japanese high school on floating water arenas with the power of their breasts and asses, like in any other sport you can't use your hands.
Damn I was gonna go with her being his 'queen piece' but said fuck it because of her sympathetic drowsy-eyed plea for help look in the OP.
Make it "pretends to remain loyal."
Not familiar with it either, but isn't sex involved somehow?
>Aria
There's this girl who goes "Hahi!" and the one who goes "Kinshi" and the cat who is like MVP and a blonde one and they're always being comfy and rowing in Neo Venezia, a tourist spot in Mars.
Magical energy is transferable through blood and semen. The heroes were trapped with an insane Hercules hunting them, and their only fighter's batteries were running low.
At least, that's the excuse the first time. The other two were just horny.
>NGNL
Two people, relatives, probably incestuous, are super into video games.
Suddenly they're transported into another world somehow and wreck everything because they break the 4th wall or something.
12 episodes of winning and annoying bright artstyle.
That's the first time I've ever heard anyone compare ao no exorcist to bleach.
>Naruto
So called "ninjas" that have the most overblown and noisy battles, of which the best one is bright orange and likes giving therapies to the people trying to kill him.
>Bleach
Ghostbusters but with swords, the protag also has too many forms
The dude is a sword, the dude's waifu is only using him to collecting MacGuffins (to get revenge on her boss), the dude kills his sister, the dude's waifu's gets killed by a co-worker, the dude gets suicidal then kills his waifu's boss. He doesn't kill himself in the end.
There's no stopping war, every participant just wanted to do their own thing.
No his queen piece is a redhead with big tits.
>Flip Flappers
Lesbians, expect it's not
>Hibike Symphony
Lesbians, expect it's not
>Kirino Mosaic
Lesbians, except it's not
>Neptunia
Lesbians, except it's not
>Yuru Yuri
Lesbians, except it's not
Pretty sure the first is actually.