Kraut/pol/ & AfD General - Homeoffice Editon

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>News in german
tagesspiegel.de/politik/kleine-anfrage-der-afd-343-millionen-kindergeld-werden-ins-ausland-ueberwiesen/21096074.html
zeit.de/politik/deutschland/2018-03/afd-bundestag-mitarbeiter-rechtsextreme-identitaere-bewegung


>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=15BDENi280k

>Self improvement
youtube.com/watch?v=MXnCv61NJ7g (Basic bodyweight workout)
youtube.com/watch?v=APZCfmgzoS0 (No excuse for being fat)

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD rekking shitlibs in the Reichstag (english sub)
youtube.com/watch?v=yPMYlxso2UU
youtube.com/watch?v=4RDdgUUkaxs
youtu.be/Xe2CtQfwu40

>AfD speeches in Bundestag (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=wQsEf3TVtGY
youtube.com/watch?v=hpZYrlGCiNI
youtube.com/watch?v=oeHA7MtlPL0

>Einzelfall map
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

>Meme Collections 2.0
postimg org/gallery/18y2lj7ka/
myalbum.com/album/cqW8x9o4884o
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/zRU2HecC

>A f D W A V E
youtube.com/watch?v=f1fQtwWnvBA

>Tasks
Create memes
Spread memes on social media
Join at least one of the following: AfD, IB, Einprozent to counter subversion
Get fit
Spread flyers and stickers in your city

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/sMSU38eUw7Q
youtu.be/a0PcT8mcWrQ
youtube.com/watch?v=dq1RFFfNGqQ
gmx.net/magazine/politik/angela-merkel-islam-teil-deutschlands-32881238
youtube.com/watch?v=fx0d6E2vMaQ
welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174769372/Fluechtlinge-Merkel-nennt-sechs-Punkte-um-eine-neue-Krise-zu-verhindern.html
phoenix.de/livestream/
youtube.com/watch?v=6jPQM4o21aM
archive.is/RiLY3
youtu.be/dkGUI4bnQbQ
youtube.com/watch?v=KsynbT6IytY
youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU
bundestag.de/
archive.org/details/SimsalabimThatsYourMoney
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

>payed with taxpayer money

youtu.be/sMSU38eUw7Q

>stop liking what I don't like

>It's okay to advertise drugs and degenerate behavior to a young audience

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>hippies

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hail not earning anything

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But being Happy when anglo women get raped isn't degenerate?

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We need a final solution for the electric jew.

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No it isn't

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What the hell...

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And it's all tax payer funded.
Can't wait for our state propaganda to publish shows like "fugee sucht Frau"

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This whole Cambridge Analytica story got me thinking.
Do we have similar companies in Germany? I'm not necessarily talking about political parties working with such companies. I'm interested if somebody like Soros could hire such company to manipulate us on specific issues. Or Monsato to influence the discussion in Europe.

Stirb!

bump

youtu.be/a0PcT8mcWrQ

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Our next chancellor

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Member when kraut/pol/ was more than Tayposting?
Shit really died when Merkel got in power again

I agree we need a real task

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Yeah, I do not understand why Sup Forums is not collectively abusing that the CSU just really spilled the Spaghetti on the coalition. Nobody here even mentions it.

The CSU is just larping, keep in mind that the bavaria election is in October

Bystron will wreck them, but I don't think it's rite time to chill now.
That's teh spirit. We cannot lose courage only because things went exactly how we expected it.

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I proposed making a pasta with links to documentaries and videos relating to German history and politics.
>inb4 Greatest Story Never Told
I'm thinking normie friendly entry level redpills, but also just national history from Hermann to Bismarck. We all know peoples knowledge in this area is lacking.
If everyone just replies with the links I will compile them and post the list in the next thread.

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I'm aware. But they opened a jar they will not be able to close. There has to be a way the alternative can capitalize on this.

Bump

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Aren't they all the time?
I see Bystron bringing out a "BÄTSCHI" like post almost every day. (Not the Wahles-Bätschi, the descend "ur cucks" stance)

Was los alman schwutel
Was tüken raus
Ich geb dir gleich eine osmanische klarsche d*utscher Hund
Wir ficken eure Frauen und ihr schaut zu amk

Yes but why is nobody discussing it instead of Tayposting (which I highly despise btw)?

Exactly my point. Looks like it's all "bump" and Taytay (no offense TayAnon, we just crave that seriosu discussion)

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it is obviously the msm influence on the mindset of normies.
msm needs to be deconstructed in a very unpleasent discourse, postmodernly approriated language use here.

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there is still a genuine chance that seehofer really means and held back for tactical reasons.
he is in a different position now, so we will see.

there is still a genuine chance that seehofer really means it and held back for tactical reasons.
he is in a different position now, so we will see.

how're y'all rejects doing today?

>Different position
Exactly this made me think it might be more than Wahlkampf. He sits in Berlin, I think he is secretly bombarding the coalition because he knows exactly that the Union will suffer in a GroKo more than in a painful minority gov. However he can not afford to officially pull out, they would crucify and replace him and undo the damage.

Seehofer is a sozi to the core.
No way in hell will he actually do something.

plus it seems way early to do this for an election 6 months out (it is october, if i gathered that correctly right?)
he'd be jeopardizing an already weak* narrative and risking to go belly up with it in the meantime.
*general rule of thumb: the more authoritarian and emotionally charged the narrative needs defending, the weaker and fragile it is in an objectifiable sense.
people need to explicitly recognize this

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Not well. You?

I had the same thought recently too.
Cuck or not, he is in a assrapey position it seems

that may be true, but he already sort of did somewhat by opening 'the jar'
even if he is, he stil might be thinking: fuck no, i didn't want THIS.
will be interesting to watch how he 'unfolds' in any case

As well as can be expected, academia is beyond saving let me tell you that

BURN THE WITCH

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well done.
t.houellebecq

youtube.com/watch?v=dq1RFFfNGqQ

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>serious

How bow dah?

>Merkel again: Islam is part of Germany
gmx.net/magazine/politik/angela-merkel-islam-teil-deutschlands-32881238

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bump

Svens stickers are nice

du wichser :D

https:// www.faceborg
.com/bystronpetr/videos/2083666021872309/
Gauland bantz back

remember to play the flute during christmas eve, it is all fine

Stop posting this slut.

>houellebecq

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Good example for how important it is to have your whole gang lined up behind you.
Much of the heckling from the traitors simply clapped down by AfD faction.

Friendly banter.
You faggots gave me shit and looked at me like a spooked concentration camp jew because i only weigh 60kg.

People fucking thought i eat sticks and rocks a lá ethiopian.

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>Our next chancellor
Is this a bad or good thing for the Krauts?

youtube.com/watch?v=fx0d6E2vMaQ

I loved that comment by Fatty Roth how "uhhhh uhhhh now that AfD is in the Bundestag we HAVE TO DO OUR JOB wtf"
Have some Alina instead camarad

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better than a 88kg fat fuck like me. at least im 1,81 high. i wish i could transfer you some mass

>AfD
Wortwörtlich, wer?

Dear krautfags,

I jetzt lerne Deutsch, ich mag nach DE gehen fur arbeit (dieses Jahr).

Ich benutze duolingo und ich habe zwei bucher "passwort deutsch"...A1+A2.

Haben euch Rat oder Quellen fur mich zu Deutsch lernen? Danke schon

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>164815045
meh

welt.de/politik/deutschland/article174769372/Fluechtlinge-Merkel-nennt-sechs-Punkte-um-eine-neue-Krise-zu-verhindern.html
Doesn't sound convincing

hey bro, maybe watch german stuff with english subs

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phoenix.de/livestream/
Dorothea "ich frag bis ich ein gutes Gefühl hab" speaking right now

Was, zum Donnerwetter, haben Sie niederes Lustmädchen soeben über mich verlauten lassen? Es sei Ihnen zur Kenntnis gegeben, dass ich an der Militärakademie seinerzeit Jahrgangsbester sowie seither in mancherlei hochgeheimen Überfall auf studentische Einheitsverbände verwickelt war - mit mehr als dreihundert mir schon bestätigten Gefallenen! Ich bin für den beaffneten Kampf ausgebildet, ferner der schneidigste Uhlan des gesamten Heeres seiner Majestät. Nun ist es mein Anliegen, sie mit auf Erden zuvor nicht erahnter Genauigkeit zu annihilieren und gedenken Sie meiner Worte: Sie glauben, Sie können damit davon kommen, solch einen Mist an mich oder das Zwischennetz zu tragen? Überdenken Sie's, Haderlump! Während wir noch sprechen, habe ich bereits mein Netzwerk von freischaffenden Geheimräten im gesamten Einzugsgebiet des Deutschen Bundes kontaktiert und eben sind wir daran, die Herkunft ihrer Brieftaube zu determinieren, also bereiten Sie Made sich auf den Sturm vor; den Sturm also jene Erbärmlichkeit fortreißen wird, welche Sie ein Leben nennen! Denn ich kann überall sein, jederzeit, und sie allein schon unbewaffnet in weit über siebenhundert verschiedenen Arten und Weisen zur Strecke bringen. Und nicht nur das; ich habe des weiteren Zugang zum gesamten Artilleriefundus von Sanssouci und gedenke von selbigem zum Entfernen der Ihrigen von der Oberfläche dieses Kontinents Gebrauch zu machen. Hätten Sie ahnen können, welches Ausmaß an Zerstörung ihre so klug daherkommende, jedoch törichte "Witzelei" über Sie bringen würde, hätten Sie womöglich gleich den Rand gehalten. Doch Sie konnten nicht, Sie wollten nicht und nun bezahlen Sie den Preis, Sie elender Idiot. Ich gedenke einen Darmvoll Wut über Sie auszugießen, dass Sie drin ersaufen. Sie sind des Todes, junger Freund.

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Don't forget our favourite Foreign minister will be speaking at 17:55.

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>Fatty Roth
Her """job"" yelling like an idiot everytime she hears words like "deutsch", "Volk", "entartet", "linksextrem".

Once you feel like you can follow a conversation in German watch movies you have seen in English, in German.
Also get some German books, don't start with Hegel obviously, Grimms Märchen might be good.

Never

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Wortschatz/10
kek

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checked
What a fucking waste...

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Hate bump

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It's almost 30 years since the Mauerfall or Wiedervereinigung dear Krauts!
Any special plans for this anniversary?
As we all know David Hasselhoff was the main reason why this event happened!

youtube.com/watch?v=6jPQM4o21aM

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>Yeah, it's totally hate and islam is peace
>Und wenn nun die heiligen Monate abgelaufen sind, dann tötet die Heiden, wo (immer) ihr sie findet, greift sie, umzingelt sie und lauert ihnen überall auf (wa-q`uduu lahum kulla marsadin)!
is this also a hatepost?

>Any special plans for this anniversary?
>As we all know David Hasselhoff was the main reason why this event happened!
Pic

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>Muslime
>Rassismus

It's a bunch of lefties begging for more gibs.
archive.is/RiLY3

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:)

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youtu.be/dkGUI4bnQbQ

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He's still more likeable than Schulz.

youtube.com/watch?v=KsynbT6IytY

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The european union drove a lot of people into alcoholism.
youtube.com/watch?v=XPgiI46FCDU

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Maas talking
bundestag.de/

Yeah, Junker has a weird fetish and seems to very intrusive when he's drunk.

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Shame these retards are getting tax payer money.

>Die Wahrung unserer Interessen beginnt zu Hause.
Ein wahrer Philosph.

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Please don't, we have enough retards as it is.

>Shame these retards are getting tax payer money.
Many such cases, sad.
archive.org/details/SimsalabimThatsYourMoney

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I have a plan, put all the Ronnys to work and build a wall around Sachsen and shitholes like that

swiggity swooty

lovely. admit it, everyone is like this when drunk and hungry. i am.

>d&c
fuck off, pleb

Willkommen Burger!

Check out babbel.com

If "d&c" stands for divide and conquer, no, just divide and then gas all those Ronnys.

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>164825386
fuck off, kevin.

armin hampel now

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