/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - "I Haven't Forgotten What You Told Me, Boss" EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
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>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump speech @NRCC 3/20/18
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>Pres Trump discussion on Sanctuary Cities 3/20/18
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>Pres Trump working lunch w/Prince Salman 3/20/18
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>Pres Trump Greets Saud Prince Salman 3/20/18
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>FLotUS Melania roundtable on cyberbullying 3/20/18
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>VP Pence/USDASec Perdue @Natl Ag Day Celebration 3/20/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/NOR DefMin presser 3/20/18
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>USAid Admin Green @UNSC on DRC 3/20/18
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>USRep Currie @UNSC on Syria 3/20/18
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>HUDSec Sleepy Carson Budget hearing 3/20/18
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>EdSec Devos House Budget Hearing 3/20/18
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>EnergySec Perry Budget hearing 3/20/18
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>Pentagon Budget Hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442840-1/
>WH Video: Pres Trump on Combating Opioids 3/20/18
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>USDA Video: VP Pence Remarks 3/20/18
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>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 3/20/18
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>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/20/18
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/others @Combating Opioids event in NH 3/19/18
youtu.be/m418JjxWI80
>Pres Trump speaks @Safe Station in NH 3/19/18
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Could high school Biden have taken Trump? Pic related

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so, now that I'm apparently fucked living in Florida, is there at least anything entertaining to do down here before I get culturally enriched?

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Officer on scene also fired at him, while Chief Manley said the bomb caused "significant injuries." Which killed him?

THREAD THEME
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>youtu.be/ESBXOOMi7SE
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>2016 was 20 years ago

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Buck Sexton sounds like a porn name.

Disneyland?

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I AM NO WHERE
I AM NO ONE
I AM NO WHERE
I AM NO ONE
AHHHH OHHHHH

The bomber is dead now?

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AESTHETIC

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>is there at least anything entertaining to do down here before I get culturally enriched?
calling ICE on any spic you see should be fun as fuck desu.
Do your civil duty!

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Yeah but he'll get better soon. They got medicines and shit.

Drinking around the world at Epcot is fun. Lets you escape the reality of Florida for a few hours.

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Go huff drugs in the swamps, get killed, become news

'Florida Man Found Decorating House with his Victim"

why isn't anyone in the media talking about the white cop that shot and killed that school shooter earlier today?

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Who's betting that he was a beta cuck that had no gf, and mostly was part of Antifa?

I'm taking bets!

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Do you even need to ask that question?

still pretty hwhite if you ask me

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You could always BECOME the next Florida Man, user...?

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Yeah, yeah that happened. Crazy right? Hey, did you hear that Donald Trump congratulated Putin? Also that two Republicans (Flake and Graham) may be OK with impeaching Trump if he fire Mueller? Also that there was a former playboy mansion model who may also have had an affair with Trump? THIS is the big news.

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if it looked anywhere near like that, I'd check it out

>implying I don't have them on speed dial
I almost called them on a group of 4-5 mexican dudes patrolling my local movers trying to pick up easy moving work

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Literally who. Also wasted trips.

Since he is a Floridanigger he's a mutt. He should a synagogue hostage until the Florida state government outlaws racemixing.

People have always had good things to say about Epcot (except for how expensive it is, of course)

>It happens to snow in Washington DC so they literallly shutdown parts of the government

lmao what the fuck roflmao

if it'll give you guys a few hours of "HAPPENING" enjoyment, I might consider it

if I didn't have to move down here, I wouldn't have user. I much prefer cold climates to warm ones

Didn't the Austin Marathon get bombed ages ago?

>The name of the suspect, described only as a 24-year-old white man, has not been released, pending notification of his family, Manley said.

>Manley urged the community to remain vigilant for possible other explosives, adding that “we do not know where (the suspect) has been in the past 24 hours.”

>The official said authorities identified a suspect in the past 24 hours based largely on information gained after police said the suspect shipped an explosive device from a FedEx store in Sunset Valley, a suburb surrounded by Austin. That evidence included security video.

>Authorities also relied upon store receipts showing suspicious transactions from the person and obtained a search warrant for his Google search history that showed him conducting searches they considered suspicious, the official said.

>Authorities relied upon cell phone technology to trace the suspect to a hotel in Williamson County, the official said.

Yes... double tweet!

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HERE WE FUCKING GO

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I know...it's just so depressing how obviously biased the media is, and everyone just fucking overlooks it

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Bless you, fren
Boston Marathon, my man

Well that proves you're white.
Knew he was white. No spic or nigger could do this. If he was Asian he'd have a list of grievances.

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NEW TWEET

to be fair, it's gonna be about a foot of snow. They've shut down the government for less. Also, driving in DC in normal conditions is already a fucking nightmare, driving in snow is just asking to get in a crash

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Oh shit that spelling, he's rage typing

Trump posted a tweet with numerous spelling errors and doesn't give a fuck, as he has a second tweet ready in the chamber to follow it up.

How does he become my President?

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FIVE SPELLING MISTAKES

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>almost
Well why the fuck didn't you?

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Asians are the most overrepresented group among mass shooters compared to their population share.

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Thef uck hapepened to m flag

Global Empire

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one mispelt word no biggie

>driving in snow is just asking to get in a crash
>mfw most of congress won't die in a car crash

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>Well that proves you're white
haha, yea I'm definitely white! Thanks for noticing, fellow white brother!

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if only we could be so lucky

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mods do it automatically if you've made an exquisite post

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Periscope notifications are not working, wtf

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Farewell, sweet prince.

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Wew! Quoting the attack Jew is a nice move

Trump just made 10 million people read a Jew's quote

pls fire him already pls

Not sure about Austin but the Boston Marathon was bombed by a couple of Chechens a few years back.

I'm questioning your whiteness now. Living in Florida makes you less likely to be white, and this post makes me suspicious.
Pray every day.

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Trump is dragging the media right back to the "Russia" investigation. My opinion is that he believes a media circus around porn whores (which he likely bonked) is a worse terrain to battle than the Mueler probe, one that not only has nothing on him but is easily discredited

dunno to be honest. it just slipped my mind. I'm kicking myself for not doing it though, it was so fucking clear what they were doing

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For a kike Alan Dershowitz has been surprisingly spot on with this whole MUH RUSSIA debacle. I almost forgive him for his helping get Juice acquitted.

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>Living in Florida makes you less likely to be white

Because you can get a great tan?

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Interesting analysis. I doubt he cares that people learn he fucked some porn whores. It's not at all a secret that Trump loves pussy. He's one of America's most notorious pussyhounds of the past several decades after all.

become a gator hunter obviously

Porn shit wouldn't be bad if he had been open about it and cheating Melania in campaign.

>OOH I MADE MISTAKES
>I CHEATED
>I REPEENTED
the end

It's better if you're an adult, not kid themed. It is very expensive. I spent $200 on drinks at the Italian bar after only 2 hours.

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Dumb bitch. It's spelled w-e-a-t-h-e-r.

>not misspelling it again
these people have zero sense of humor

FUKKEN REEEEEEEKT, DRUMPF

How do you even misspell anything in 2018? Even smartphones have spell checkers nowadays and every browser. It literally draws bright red line under your typo.

Trumpf

>"blew himself up"
Yeah I'm sure that's true.

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That is exactly the thing that someone who colluded with Russia would say

Yeah let's go with that.

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Trump we know its you

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>new headset delayed because UPS can't drive in the snow
I was so /comfy/ until I got this e-mail.

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that's a good question. Do you consider white people who get a tan and become more bronzeish still white? Or does it only matter how pale you are?

>can't drive in snow
>federal government parts shutdown due to, snow
oh my god sort your shit out ffs

Don't feel bad. I have a 1080ti that's delayed because of the storm.

holy shit my sides

what did I just get myself into

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We can be sad together, fren.

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You never give these faggots in the media an inch or let them decide the news.
EVER
How else do you think he managed to run a successful campaign?

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I doubt they let him have access to a generic smartphone user. It's probably a secure brick with only twitter and the "call" function available. Maybe it doesn't have a spell checker installed in that instance?

TWO FLORIDA MEN?!??!?!!

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The degeneracy of Florida.

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this, 100%. Same with dealing with the Dems. You give them a fucking inch, they take a mile. SHALL NOT INFRINGE

I'm going to write a book called "Stormy Russia: Death-rattle Of An American Political Party"

Damn, I need to save up a bit more to justify that then.

I consider them to be more handsome

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I love how excited trump is when bad people die. Reminds me of the greatness that was pic related.

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>President Trump is right in saying that a special counsel should never have been appointed to investigate the so-called Russian connection. There was no evidence of any crime committed by the Trump administration.
>But there was plenty of evidence that Russian operatives had tried to interfere with the 2016 presidential election, and perhaps other elections, in the hope of destabilizing democracy.
>Yet, appointing a special counsel to look for crimes, behind the closed doors of a grand jury, was precisely the wrong way to address this ongoing challenge to our democracy.

>The right way would have been (and still is) to appoint a nonpartisan investigative commission, such as the one appointed following the terrorist attacks of 9/11, to conduct a broad and open investigation of the Russian involvement in our elections.
>This is what other democracies, such as Great Britain and Israel, do in response to systemic problems. The virtue of such a commission is precisely the nonpartisan credibility of its objective experts, who have no political stake in the outcome.
>Such a commission could have informed the American public of what Russia did and how to prevent it from doing it again. It would not seek partisan benefit from its findings, the way congressional committees invariably do. Nor would it be searching for crimes in an effort to criminalize political sins, the way special counsels do to justify their existence and budget. Its only job would be to gather information and make recommendations.

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>I have a 1080ti that's delayed because of the storm
F

I hope you don't have a game you can't play because of it user.

Curious, why did you decide to buy now? The prices are inflated as fuck due to bitcoin mining

>The vice of a special counsel is that he is supposed to find crimes, and if he comes up empty-handed, after spending lots of taxpayer money, then he is deemed a failure. If he can’t charge the designated target — in this case, the president — he must at least charge some of those close to the target, even if it is for crimes unrelated to the special counsel’s core mandate.
>By indicting these low-hanging fruits, he shows that he is trying. Maybe those lesser defendants will flip and sing against higher-ups, but the problem is that the pressure to sing may cause certain defendants to “compose,” meaning make up or enhance evidence in order to get a better deal for themselves.

>In this case, the appointment of a special counsel has done more harm than good. It has politicized our justice system beyond repair. The FBI deputy director has been fired for leaking and lying. His testimony appears to be in conflict with that of the former FBI director as to whether the leaks were authorized. Messages by high-ranking FBI agents suggest strong bias against Trump.

>A tweet by the former CIA director reveals equally strong negative views of the president. Perhaps these revelations prove nothing more than that law enforcement and national security officials are human and hold political views like everyone else.

>But these views are not supposed to influence their decisions. In our age of hyperpartisanship, the public has understandably lost confidence in the ability and willingness of our leaders to separate their political views from their law enforcement decisions.
>This is not all attributable to the appointment of the special counsel, but the criminalization of political differences on both sides of the aisle has certainly contributed to the atmosphere of distrust in our justice system.

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