Nofap doesn’t wo-
Nofap doesn’t wo-
>Faps over car..
>enegry
>that goblin hand
Someone post that basement troll screencap.
What imaginary thing will he draw next? Maybe his father.
Check mate
>nigger hands
>tfw I have 4 months of nofap and I use that energy to make porn comics.
I'm only allowed to blow my load when I'm finished.
It looks like shit
Show us
enigry
As a career firefighter, that kid is probably some 17 year old volunteer faggot in a backwater county. That gear is clean and has never been worn in a fire, same goes for all the gear on the rack behind him. He would be laughed out of any major department except for the (((FDNY))).
He is clearly a top tier soyboy.
This has potential
I'm 100% for nofap but i dont care, this shit's hilarious
P L A C E B O
I will never understand nofap. My most productive days include 5 cups of tea and furious masturbation on top of all the progress I make.
stop LARPing
that kid looks like 15 though lol
Yeah fuck that soyboy loser how dare he volunteer for his community instead of only doing it for money like me.
Bro way to show them 17 year old kids that they aren't professionally trained firefighters bro
Can useless niggers be sublimated into useful and productive sidewalk artists through the ancient yoke of "No-Fap?"
Meanwhile UK destroys Ferraris IRL
wut
Idk why this is making me laugh. Maybe that zero day badge. Had to get one more jerk off session in before the new puppy arrives.
Step 1 to 10 for getting laid like all the time: don't be not good looking.
This level of people being so wrong about life makes me viscerally uncomfortable.
Gotta start somewhere. Hers a (you)
>He signed it
>black mutt hand
of course
>Had to get one more jerk off session in before the new puppy arrives.
fuck that made me laugh as well
>that hand
Woah.
Kek
reddit is nothing but “take pity on me hehe isnt this an edgy thing pls respond”
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Nofap cures baldness. Who knew
>He almost died
still a potato moonface on reddit
>Gym, forcing myself to be social
you don't need to stop fapping to do any of that, nofap is bullshit, it's the porn you watch that destroys you, there is nothing wrong in healthy fap here and there, just don't watch porn to fap. It also helps preventing prostate cancer if you don't have regular sex
Turning a C into a B in your special Ed class doesn't mean progress. You're still a retard at the end of the day.
I do this too.
you all need to go back desu
Reminder that doing nofap just makes you impotent.
enegry
Show your true flag you Israeli kike science shill.
Just imagine you start ripping doors off your house to stop from jerking off. I’m dying.
Not true, NOFAP day 193 for me and you have to adjust your dick game the first few times you fuck on NoFap.
Tell the girl, hey. I'm on NOFAP and I need you to suck me off before we fuck because I'ma last like 5 minutes.
They think it's cute and worship your cock for 5 minutes.. take a break, eat some pussy, foreplay with the girl and then rail her all fucking night.
Did he not understand the concept of hinges?
forgot, pic related.
The whole point of nofap is to find a partner that satisfies your sexual needs instead of masturbating.
Nofap isn't about just not wanking it for the hell of it.
Exactly.
What do these fuckers do? Like six hour fap sessions? 5 faps a day past the age of 14?
If I don’t fuck, get a beej, or jerkoff in about 10 days or so my balls literally hurt. And that increases until I drop an epic load.
>2145 upvotes
Just.
I fapped last night I guess I should have read instead or something but it's not like I spent 3 hours jacking off. You can fap and learn a skill at the same time.
start taking Zinc, Magnesium, Vit K and a shit ton of Vit B complex, potassium.
It'll fix that.
t. Day 193
Good luck getting prostate cancer with your no fap shit. If you don't beat your meat at least 1-2 times a day you are a faggot.
I don’t believe you
listening to jew media
Will i get if i masturbate once a week?
>dicks
user..
>jerk off once a week or so
>Only jerk it to futa doujins
>been doing this for months now
>Can't even get hard unless at least one girl has a dick
>Started going for dickgirl on dickgirl and even dickgirl on male even though it used to disgust me
What have I done to myself?
Are you new? that's a pajeet not a nigger...
It's true.
t. nearly masturbated myself to death last weekend
Holy shit. Saved.
see
This is my true flag :^)
Holy shit. My sides. This shit is gold.
> uh yeah, sorry mom, you’ll have to shit without a bathroom door for privacy since I’m so fucking retarded I can’t control even my most basic urges to rub one out at any given moment
how often did you get masturbated by the town rapist?
Do these autists really think that not touching their dick will somehow give them super powers?
You done fucked up. From now on for the rest of your life you only enjoy females with penises. Unlucky. You might end up raping a woman because of your sexual urges. Infact I have reported you to the FBI.
Shots fired
S A U C C
>chef gordon ramsay's long lost son
omg you shit in a bedroom too!?
i could draw better than that when i was 6. wtf are you on about?
If by super powers you mean normal life where they don't spend 5 hours each day fapping then yes
Sexual energy is more powerful then you can imagine, why you think all those pedo elitist are robbing kids of theirs
thatsthejoke.tiff
>In my dream last night, I watched P. When i woke, it felt great to realize that i had never done it.
These dudes have wet dreams about watching porn. That's fucked
First thought desu
oh right fair enough. very good. ha bloody ha
What the fuck is .tiff?
fucking lmao
An obscure image format
>5 hours each day
Nobody does that
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>he's just a kid starting out
>but he's a faggot for not being a career, experienced firefighter like me!
kys boomer cunt
Checked.
No my pajeet friend.
I wrote
> bathroom door
Assuming that retard can’t just stroll into any other room in the house and fap unless he removes All Doors
>day 244 of nofap
>saw the winning lotto numbers in a vision
>afraid to play the lottery incase breastes are visible. Much dilemma.
everybody knows that.
This is actually probably true. When I used to frequent the YBOP forum I noticed there were loads of Pajeets seeking help for their porn addiction.
But the reddart said "bedroom door"...
cancer is a myth
all those monk never have sex for whole life but still health as fuck and mose aged 90
image format that seeks to preserve quality to the max extent by not compressing it. very good if you want to do some hq image editing
Yes, yes. I see that.
Come on anons. I’m pointing out how absurd that is since he can go into any other fucking room... say, like the bathroom to fap... unless he removed those doors as well.
>tfw no fap
Idk about you guys but I often edge for multiple hours. Not 6 but 2-4 hours is common for me. Actually ruins my sleep schedule because I usually do this when going to bed.
First laugh of the day. Thanks, user.
I may have just jerked of maybe 2 times in my entire life i dont get what you faggots see when you jerk off your dick only women jerk off my dick you big fucking virgin fags