ello ello and wot ave we ere? walkin without a liocense, yea?
Ello ello and wot ave we ere? walkin without a liocense, yea?
Dominic Williams
Easton Hill
u wot m8?
James Carter
oi don't get cheeky wit me bruv. show me yeh liocense
Connor Gray
oi weres ya spoon liocense
Isaiah Carter
kek
Hunter Hughes
I'm in tears
Noah Robinson
Oi, you there! Going walkies without a license! Go to the Asian Grooming Center immediately by order of the Queen!
Nolan Torres
>Soylent News & Photo Agency
Justin Martinez
Carson Stewart
>When you forget to renew your toilet license
Kayden Rivera
How dare that fucking sexist point a finger at that poor lady so menacingly
Jack Bell
wots thisss then havin a wank witout a liocense skeezer?
Joshua Sanders
Lincoln Brooks
Honestly, my entire life I thought brits were tea drinking faggots. None of this surprises me.
Adrian Brown
Cuckistan thread ? Cuckistan thread.
Thomas Anderson
OI MOM THE TELE COPPAS ARE HERE
Jaxon Bennett
UK police fast pursuit unit unveils new model speed racer
Ryan Reed
so thats why it tastes so good?
Henry Thomas
Elijah Myers
>Mahbub Chowdhary
QUINTESSENTIALLY BRITISH
Anthony Clark
YE AVIN A GIGGLE MAYTE? YOU BLOODY THINK THAT ITS FOKIN FONNY AYE? OFF TO HER MAJESTY'S PRISON WITH YER ARSE
David Morris
Goatfuckers roll through street stabbing Britbongs, police run away, Britbongs have to fight goatfuckers off with chairs.
Andrew Kelly
Caleb Fisher
Nah it's okey oohffisser. Ah was just investehgehting mah neeehbur fer groosleh offehnsehv content.
'E's got hemself a nazi pug yousee. Eh makes jokes bout gassin joos.
Joseph Morales
kek
Samuel Jackson
>be bobby
>see goatfucker slicing up your fellow britbongs
>run
>hide
>tell
Jose Johnson
*bip bip*
Oi, yoo cheeky lil wanker, wat do we 'ave 'er. 're yoo old enough to evin 'ave laced shoes lad? Gonna need ya shoelace loicence and ya loicence loicence.
Kevin Ward
kek
Camden Edwards
Fuck off yous.
Caleb Cooper
Time to ban assault chairs!!!
Jonathan Walker
classified ads and car boot sales are literally black markets in Bongladesh
Nathan Kelly
What if you buy a TV only for your Playstation or DVDs?
Who the fuck watches TV in 2018?
Michael Wilson
Interesting you can't type how a mutt sounds phonetically. It's too degenerate.
Logan Hill
>in a new study done by a sociologist at Bath University, 89% of straight-identifying high school and university boys said they had kissed male friends. 37% had experienced "sustained" kissing with male friends. What the bloody 'ell is going on?
Isaiah James
typical all black polymer assault chair.
No one needs a chair like this.
It was clearly designed to kill.
BAN ALL ASSAULT CHAIRS!!!
Camden Richardson
when you become a caricature of yourself
Sebastian Allen
Right 'en. Into the cart mate, off to the tolerence camp wit yoo.
Jacob Fisher
still have to have a license, as bad as the bongs have it in this shithole of a country you can rip out the tuner, smash it with a hammer and bring the bits of it to court with you and you'll still be fined because they say that you can fix it somehow and receive broadcasts
Michael Wood
oi m8 the edges of your loicense are sharper than allowed , that'll be a foine of 10000£
Thomas Bennett
Are people generally upset at the 1984-style ads?
That fucking demeanor..
Jackson Clark
Bin that plastic chair!
Oliver Gray
What's that an armored tank ?
Dominic Parker
>oh yea... w-well mutt!
it's just a bit a banter, mate
Dominic Adams
Yes, see how it's virtually impenetrable by bike wheels and plastic chairs?
Kevin James
Back in the days we had to pay a fee for watching television, similar to the TV license thing I guess.
At some point the government was tired with trying to figure who does or doesn't own a TV and now every single home has to pay the fee.
Dylan Richardson
Hello m8 show me the license for the license or else
Andrew Evans
Virtually inconceivable, yes
Gabriel James
Does this trigger you officer?
This is an actual party in my country.
(poster literally says "send them back to their own country")
Jaxson Ross
Is this real? How can anyone even go eight days without taking a shit, let alone eight weeks? Hell, I probably can't even skip toilet for three days. This can't be possible.
Isaac Rivera
At least she had a licence to die.
Brandon Harris
Y'all better have your rainwater licenses or there's gonna be some rootin' tootin' shootin' boy howdy ah tell ya hwat
Landon Hughes
they are bringing that shit in over here too, everyone who owns any device that can connect to the internet will have to cough up. I've don't even visit the websites of our shitty national broadcaster but I'll have to help pay for bloated salaries and help them live in the style they've grown accustomed to.
Dylan Phillips
careful with the insensitive language there m8
Jacob Cox
OI! YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOR THAT WEAPON BRUV? THAS IT YA CHEEKY WANKER YOUR COMMIN WIT ME, FOLLOW ME TOY CAR PLZ
Nolan Perry
DELET THIS GUV
Andrew Morales
Shitty slide thread. Basic as F amerimutt humour
Liam Sanchez
Forgot pic related
Parker Ramirez
>shadman
Gabriel Taylor
>basic as fuck American humor
Can't handle the bantz nigel?
Evan Sanders
Dumb britbongs...
Xavier Bennett
>probably can't even skip toilet for three days. This can't be possible.
when I was 7 it wasn't uncommon for me to hold my poo in for 3 days but yeah idk how anyone can go a full week without poo in loo let alone 8
Brody Johnson
This can't be real.
Samuel Young
>that pic
Jesus christ man im hard as stone
Kevin Scott
>being this butthurt over a lighthearted joke
brits truly can't handle the bants
Jackson Gomez
Our public broadcasting services have an annual budget of over 10 billion euros and everything they produce is garbage lmao
Cooper Flores
OH BLOODY HELL PISS OFF YA WANKAH
Caleb Baker
When I'm really cunted I might have jokingly kissed a friend on the cheek
What's the big deal?
America: Be mutt, get shot
Greeks: Like 30 % unemployment
Finns: All Mongolian rape babies, depressed all the time
Germans: Even more cucked, and in demographic terms literally fucked up the shitter
Don't throw stone in glass houses you faggots
Matthew Long
Top irony you saying that considering how much crying you Americucks did over the mutt bantz
Luis Thompson
>Hello, hello, hello, now here's a >message from your queen
>As figurehead of the status quo I set >the social scene
>I'm most concerned about my people, I >want to give them peace
>So I'm making sure they stay in line >with my army and police
>My prisons and my mental homes have >ever open doors
>For those amongst my subjects who >dare to ask for more
>Unruliness and disrespect are things I >can't allow
>So I'll see the peasants grovel if they >refuse to bow
Andrew Cruz
Oi m8 ouh recards show u don't have uhn Oihrony Loicense! Come wit me ya cheeky wanka
Henry Bennett
Can somebody post a pic of young Elizabeth? She gets me dick hard as diamonds
Brandon Myers
I hope you have a license to make this thread, if not..... Then you're an extremist terrorist like Lauren Southern!
Lucas Brown
>needing a license to own a license
really blackens my pudding, have a (You)
Mason Scott
Wtf? Why ban collecting rain?
Jack Sanchez
>be British
>get bombed
>get raped
>get trucks of peace
>get telly tax
>get binned for pugs
>get cucked by Putin
>get assblasted when the world laughs at you
Josiah Jenkins
Big if true
Matthew Gutierrez
Because this way you're forced to buy water from the state, instead of collecting it for free.
Christian Martin
The state sells water?
Samuel Carter
That dirty slag.
Aiden Jackson
It's a state law or these kind of laws exist in all the country?
Gavin Powell
>Shadman
Elijah Morris
You better use a computer monitor then. If you aren't in their database and they peek through the windows and see an old unplugged CRT tele it's off to the slammer to sit next to the guy who sold BLTs across from a mosque.
Brayden Myers
>cucked by Putin
Ahem. Pot calling the kettle black?
Leo Evans
>
Jeremiah Collins
Logan Morris
Joshua Martin
>UK: LET US KNOW WHERE YA POISON LOICENSE IS, OR ELSE!...