>rothschilds bow to the Coalition of Wealth >in contact with aliens >rumoured to possess psychic abilities >control England with an iron but fair fist >own castles and banks all over the world >direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line >will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wealthgrad will be be the first city) >own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth >first designer babies will be Wealthy Babies. >both memberssaid to have 200+ IQ >ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them >This is the Coalition of Wealth >They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world >You likely have Wealthbots inside you right now >The Coalition of Wealth are in regular communication with Martin Luther and Philip Melanchthon, forwarding the word of Protestantism to protect British interests >They learned fluent French, German and Italian in under a week >Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Wealthknox >The twins are 100 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human. >In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe >The Coalition of Wealth will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love >Rumoured to be the masterminds behind 'Russian' poison attacks >Forced Gordon Brown to sell the gold >Influence Diane Abbott to bring down the Labour party >Persuaded David Cameron to call the referendum >Own the UDA and UVF with plans to create an Ulster superstate >Use Tommy Robinson merely as a puppet to gain the influence of the right Fixed.
>I mades is sum money frew at crypto yeh. Everywun is doin it but am speshil fur maken sum money. Now a can afford em elocution lessons 2 get rid o' me shitty nrothern accent yeh
Luis Rogers
It's beyond pathetic that you people think this is just your little play thread.
Caleb Peterson
This is why the Coalition of Wealth's assent to power was required.
Hudson Kelly
REAL THREAD HERE:
Michael Long
>crypto I do crypto for fun LOL. Cryptomoney is nothing to me. I could lose it all tomorrow and it'd be like picking a pound off the floor.
friendly reminder to sage when posting in threads made by threadsplitters
Carter Cox
Kek at thread splitting p**rfucks. You've made Shit/pol/ go inactive, which is a mercy on everybody else.
Jeremiah Foster
Tg REQL THREAD
Easton Gonzalez
They're on the verge of defeat, let them regroup their forces and regain some morale so we can prolong their suffering.
Josiah Hernandez
I'll have my maid prepare something in my mean time. See you in 10 minutes.
James Brooks
REAL THREAD
Thomas Peterson
Southerners are nonces and can't fight. Cunts drink coffee and not tea. They're all called 'Oliver' or 'Pomphrey'. Cunts say 'baaaaahhhhhth' instead of 'bath'. They are fairies. They cry all the time when they lose at 'croquet'. They eat avocados instead of roast beef.