Let us mock and laugh at this Shithole.Post your best goys
New Britain hate thread
Ian Roberts
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Lucas Brooks
Wow, thanks, we only have 20 in the catalog right now. We were dangerously low!
Leo Ortiz
Ok, most of the UK hate shit comes from the multicultural shithole known as London.
Or as everyone I know calls it: "Londonistan."
Everyone who shares my views agrees London would be better off a smouldering pile of ash.
Landon Morales
This.
Bentley Bennett
>all me mates call it Londonistan too! G...go on bullyin' me, oi can take it, oi p...promise...
*muffled sobs*
Sebastian Parker
Where is your joke license bong ?
Carson Richardson
Caleb Parker
The capital should be York like the old days.
Logan Walker
Cooper Robinson
i would save your breath these threads are only for:
>people that want too feel better about their own coutries problems
>to cause division
Benjamin Clark
Seriously I'm tired of hating brits. Can't we hate someone else now? Please?
Jacob Sanchez
My proudest moment when I became a cop in the US was being issued my badge and gun. For a British cop, it's being issued a Nextel and a traffic vest.
Elijah Cooper
Ok.
Fuck Russians, they're the England of Eastern Europe.
Easton Evans
We all know who is responsible for all of this.
Kayden Morales
Only 3 more months until I move to S.E Asia. I never intend to return to the UK, ever.
If Corbyn becomes PM, it will be the most cucked country in the history of humanity. Its bad enough now without a lunatic Socialist taking over
IDGAF anymore, I've got my passive income that will allow me to live like a king in Thailand, Vietnam, Cambodia, Philippines etc. Gonna plant my white seed in as many Asians as I can
Aaron Jenkins
>when England is fucked up so much that people are calling Russia England out of spite
Bentley Ramirez
legit plan there. SEA is based.
Jason Morris
I love these threads. Can't wait to get out of this hellhole soon :^)
Charles Foster
test
Liam Nelson
See the light, bin those rights.
Ryder Collins
Oh, hi Airstrip One
Nolan Bennett
Certainly is. I went travelling 2 years ago and loved it. You can live comfortably on about £500 a month in most places. I'm earning way more than that. I'll go non-domicile, keep on the move and won't even pay tax. Don't care if I end up dead by the age of 40, I want to live my life as comfortably as possible and have a good standard of living. That is not possible in the UK unless you are a toff banker or some Somali parasite with 15 kids and claiming benefits for all of them
I heard about a Paki in my town recently who has 4 wives and 60 fucking kids. SIXTY. And I guarantee, there will be benefits and other scams being claimed for nearly all of them.
Fucked up country. And its only getting worse.
Jeremiah Nelson
Camden Ortiz
James Bell
Fuck Brits are all ugly as shit.
William Powell
Jacob Bennett
British people speak in caps
>uses advanced knife finder to find knives.
>KNIFE TRACKED CONSTABLE XE
>ALERT ALERT, Extremely deadly object found, Sending GPS co-ordinates
>THANKS GOVNA TEAM BONG IS ON THE JOB
>WEEEEE WOOOO WEEE WOOO WEEE WOO, SCREEEECHH
>RIGHT XE BONG KNIFE IS JUST DOWN HERE...
>BLIMEY BONG, ITS IN THE RIVA
>OH NO ME MUMDAD JUST WASHED ME CLOTHES
>BUT XE BONG WE MUST STOP THE EVIL KNIFE FROM COMMITTING BOX CRIME
>YOU"RE RIGHT BONG. I MUST BE BRAVE
mean while in LONDON
>ديفي إنفيديل
>BOOOOOOOM
>HE was JUST a 14 YEAR old BRITISH boy AND it WAS within CULTURAL reasons
Judge lets him go
Back to BONG river
>HERE I GO BONG
>GOOD LUCK XE BONG
>ARRGGGHGHGHGH THE WATER, IT'S COLD I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN DO THIS
>YOU CAN DO IT XE BONG I BELIEVE IN YOU, TRANSGENDER PEOPLE CAN DO ANYTHING
*sips tea*
>FOKEN HELL I GOT IT
>I'm ON MY WAY BONG
>I TOLD YOU COULD DO IT XE!!
>XE BONG THIS WILL GIVE YOU A PROMOTION FOR SURE, YOU ARE FAR LESS PRIVILEGED THAN I SO YOU DESERVE IT FIRST AS I AM A WHITE STRAIGHT DEMI WOLF-KIN, WHICH IS GREATER IN PRIVILEGE THAN A TRANSGENDER FELINE WHITE BONG
And so Xe bong go their promotion and there is one less knife off the street and all native brown bongs are in the street rejoicing.
THE END
Bentley Robinson
yeah...
David Brown
kek
Joseph Roberts
What an enthralling story
Levi Bell
Best thing abot this Dankula tardery is it's helping fill up my anti-British folder
Brayden Fisher
>Engl*nd is LITERALLY forcing "BBC" down their citizens' throats
toppest of keks
Levi Nguyen
You wouldnt have to deal with this shit if you all didnt go out and colonize half the planet
Isaiah Gray
But wait there's more
Nicholas Parker
rape gangs are in the north m8...
Ryder Cox
London is like a shitty Muslim version of Boston. It's really unsettling seeing all those cameras everywhere
Hunter King
>>Engl*nd is LITERALLY forcing "BBC" down their citizens' throats
Ouch.........This obsession with BBC porn is rubbing off.
Lucas Perez
Ya na go fuck yourself Britain lives to dish the spicy bantz but can't take em
Nolan Howard
>Brit ''''police''''
Andrew Collins
>anti-british folder
>checks flag
Reported.
Connor Lee
prison island
Christopher Anderson
>I heard about a Paki in my town recently who has 4 wives and 60 fucking kids. SIXTY.
Fuuuck. That really is absurd actually.
Lucas Roberts
whoa hol up, that knife is contraband, you need to simulate gunfire with your standard issue toothpick
James James
Tyler Brooks
Gabriel Perez
Samuel Gutierrez
Hunter Thompson
this HAS to be a fucking joke.
Britbongs, I hope you've renewed your shame and humiliation licenses. I'd hate for you to go to jail over a bout of childish sobbing.
Samuel Perry
Liam Adams
Asher Scott
Isaiah Myers
They think we give a fuck about there hate threads, its time to go
Carson Scott
Jackson Scott
It doesn't apply to coke. It applies to red bull and drinks with high caffeine though. Yea, it's not a joke
Xavier Williams
> spokeswoman
what happened to gender neutral?
it is spokesperson and spokeswoman now? someone go check
Sebastian Cooper
*their
Noah Bailey
Hudson Perez
Aiden Reyes
>Uplift the planet
FTFY
Anthony Stewart
Jackson Collins
>It's another 'lets do the kikes work for them' thread
Good job guys, pick it up again tomorrow.
Nolan Edwards
Why are UK law enforcers so hellbent on dancing while on the clock, sometimes even with citizens? Where is the patriarchy to tell them of the bad optics?
Blake Cox
You got a storytelling gift
Ayden Johnson
James White
sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh about the catalog
Grayson Jones
#Walesxit from the UK when?
Our retarded brother has held us back long enough
Ryder Allen
Parsley, thyme, coriander and pic.
Benjamin Reyes
Jason Foster
It's now mandatory for anglo women to get BLACKED. The blacking police unit is making sure of that.
Noah Hughes
I agree. We must leave this disgusting "union" as soon as possible.
Jeremiah Carter
Yep, mandatory BBC in the kingdom
Xavier Morales
Wow man slow down that is really offensive
Logan Foster
Kayden Thompson
Jokes on you, my crying license ran out yesterday so I can't.
James Howard
How much does a Russian intelligence officer get paid for trolling?
Thomas Butler
Be a good bloke, bin that joke.
Jaxson Powell
He should been sacked along with rest of them! Disgusting behaviour..
Ryder Carter
No please fucking hate us, maybe someone will do something productive to change it
Cameron Long
you got a license for that folder m8.
If I even get a wiff of anything I deem negative, that's 15 years in the tower of London for you Nigel.
Luis Torres
You need a cooking license for those weapon of mass nutrition.
Wyatt Reyes
Only if you have a valid toothpick liocense.
Zachary Richardson
>retarded
Wales has done literally nothing but sit around and farm. Every achievement the UK ever made came from England and Scotland.
Jace Bell
My dick in your chest will kill as surely as a bayonet as well. I identify as a female, so please bring all of your female officers to handle my contraband
Camden Rodriguez
>be American tourist in London
>lots of Muslims, streets are dirty, Tower of London wasn't even big like the Sears Tower but still having a good time
>son starts to complain that he's thirsty
>go to vending machine, pop in a couple weird notes (called "pounds" even though they're not even heavy) for a soda
>son cracks open the soda
"OI YA CHEEKY CUNT, 'ANDS IN THE AIR, DON'T YA SODDING MOVE"
>Three police officers closing towards us, walkie-talkies drawn menacingly
"RIGHTO LET'S SEE THAT SODA LICENSE M8"
>"m...my what?"
"U 'AVIN' A GIGGLE, FOOKIN YANK? YER SODA LICENSE"
>politely explain that we aren't from England and don't know what that is
>all of a sudden, thrown to the ground as a massively fat female officer sits on my back, pinning me down
>proceed to load my son into the back of a police-issue go-kart while a gang of Muslims eye him lecherously
>wake up in Calais covered by a blanket, crumpled piece of paper in my hand, no sign of my family
>unfurl and read the paper
>"Part and Parcel."
Leo Bennett
It's ok daddy, I will always hate you.
Gabriel Collins
More than you.
Ethan Evans
kek
David Ross
like father like son eh 56%?
Blake Miller
Can I apply?
Jose Miller
>Russian intelligence officer
>'Russian'
We do it for free, and we have no ties with Russian intelligence or any other government agency.
Hunter Howard
Join the team, bin that bleedin' meme.
David Green
Disgusting faggot-nigger.
Nathaniel Parker
>bongs will justify this
NIGEL YA BETTER NOT BE PICKING ANY PUBLIC FLOWERS. THAT'S SELLIN THE TAX PAYERS MONEY.
Caleb Bailey
Nathan Peterson
That's patently incorrect.
The Tudor dynasty (the one that made England a naval power) was Welsh. Henry VII was born Harri Tudur.
Welsh soldiers fought across the world for the shitty empire you jerk off to (as did Irish soldiers, more Irish soldiers than English soldiers). We also gave you David Lloyd-George, Enoch Powell and Jacob Rees-Mogg.
For a small nation of 3 million, Wales has achieved a lot of things (like the microphone). We've invented more than Ireland.
en.wikipedia.org
Fair play though, England did invent teenage girl-flavoured kebabs.
Cooper Thomas
Isaiah Ward
Andrew Watson
They're only perceived as a problem in the north
William Hall
Alexander Butler