Currently on vacation in America for the first time as a Bong
>There are orthodox Jews in full jewish garb on every street
>Blacks are built like tanks and usually have 1 or 2 white women around their shoulder
>Walmarts on every street corner
>Seen at least 28 sharted pants since I got here yesterday
>gun fights on every other street, seen at least 5 homicides by white duded with guns
>they put butter in their cereal instead of milk
Fuck guys I dont know if ill make it back
>they put butter in their cereal instead of milk
go to 5 guys burgers and fries. arby's is also pretty good
I went there and the register lady had no teeth in her mouth
That's hate speech. Screencapped and the UK police will be waiting for you at the airport when u come home. If you weren't a larping fag
sounds like jew york city. it's much bettert on the west coast except for the liberal filth.
Make sure you try different types of burgers while here, and also say some racist stuff on the street while you are still in a free speech nation
>There are orthodox Jews in full jewish garb on every street
I don't know man, I've seen a couple wandering around but they're pretty rare. The real sneaky ones are plain clothes, like undercover officers.
>Seen at least 28 sharted pants since I got here yesterday
Oh, you're just trolling then? It's hillarious to laugh at the shart in mart meme, but realistically it only happens 'so much' because of America's huge population. Ratio wise I don't imagine it's any different than shart in mart ratios elsewhere.
>t. leaf who sometimes vacations in the us of a
>Currently on vacation in America
>in the winter
The Hasidic Jews are unique to mainly NYC, my europoor friend.
But please don't disparage our butter cereal. This is against muh rights.
sounds like a typical experience here.......so why is your post worth posting?
You're in the wrong burgerhood now mothafucka.
>vacation in America
I would never go to Englandistan
i'M GETTING FED UP WITH THESE BIGOT BRIT BONGS RUINING THIS BOARD! I AM SO GLAD THEY CREATED THAT WONDERFUL LAW!!
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Which fast food joint is the best for a cat?
My human is away, on a scale of 1-10 how pettable am i?
10/10 would stroke pussy
Im in chicago
I'd say mcmouse or burger rat
long john silvers fish and also fries are p good
>they put butter in their cereal instead of milk
DAS RITE
>tfw LJS used to have several locations in your town but they all closed and now the closest one is 90 miles away
Love their fish, clams, and hush puppies.
Why thw fu k do you idiots eat fruity loops with hot melted butter for?
my cat used to eat chik-fil-a but now only splurges with LJS fish. i think i tried plain tuna but no bueno
Cashier must have been British.
Stop feeding your cat human food.
>>There are orthodox Jews in full jewish garb on every street
>>Blacks are built like tanks and usually have 1 or 2 white women around their shoulder
>>Walmarts on every street corner
>>Seen at least 28 sharted pants since I got here yesterday
>>gun fights on every other street, seen at least 5 homicides by white duded with guns
>>they put butter in their cereal instead of milk
So?
Those are OK, but if you want a REAL burger go to Whataburger. Get the bacon cheeseburger. It's awesome.
he is a spoilt but NEET cat
>arby's is also pretty good
Arby's is crap. You have to have a mental illness to like arby's.
>Walmarts on every street corner
This is the only thing that you said is true
You can spoil him with cat treats. Human food isn't good for kitties!
used to live there, go to lou malnatis ... best pizza in the world. dont trust anyone who tells you to go to giordanos.
>going to jew york city for vacation
ISHYGDDT-diggity-do
>There are orthodox Jews in full jewish garb on every street
Sounds great already
Looks like a regular burger
So, you went to New York City, and think you've "been to America"..
Okay then.
tell us when ull get killed by a drunk nigger
No your nan just says it makes giving blowjobs that much easier