What would you do to this monkey?

What would you do to this monkey?

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That's no monkey, that's an oni.

I would kill her. She is the most blatant waifubait in existence. She is complete garbage.

I would fuck her. She is the most wonderful waifu in existence. She is absolute perfection.
ftfy

Mindbreak her and then take responsibility and make her happy for the rest of her life

Ape, not monkey.

good man

That's a cute potato

Yanderes make horrible waifus except the mirai nikki girl.

Play Twister

>I would kill her.
>implying a loser like you could do anything to her

Tell her to prepare a bath for me and Emilia-tan.

Eat her

Use her to shit talk her bossy sister. Like telling the sister that Rem hates her or something.

YAMEROOOOOO

I would be nice to her, she falls in love with me and then I kill her when she sleeps after our sex session.

Uma delicia

t. Ley

Bretty shur yu wuld looz, frind. :DDDD

Leave it

Delete this

pay for a breast reduction to make her perfect

then maybe add some cat ears and a tail and have her call me meowster to make her purrfect

She's a boring character in the anime but don't act like you wouldn't fuck her

murder

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sopa

arc 5, chapter 15: mega.nz/#F!xjIykIZL!oQ_GFOH-BDqMCOrqJ_C81A

I got three hours of sleep for that. I mean at least the pancake scenes were cute I guess.

>27
You deserve your rest

Thanks

thank you

Someone donate to this man

nothing, she doesn't exist at all

Well I'm about to hotglue my rem figma

i will fucking shoot you

To where?

My penis

no problem, would you mind doing this comic?

patreon.com/discountanon
if a kind user would give me two dollars so I could at least get a free coffee out of this I'd be very very grateful.

>ram: today is valentine's day silence...
>ram: stick out your hand.
>rem: what is it, nee-sama?
>hide

>he thinks he has more stamina than an onan oni

Remove from my room, she's probably torn apart my underwear drawer and is getting her filth on my bed.

Shocking to see such refined taste.

Do you have any Emilia merchandise, Jard-kun?

Come out of that closet, Felixfag.

actually, it'd be more like
>show me your hands

>ram: hey, hey, that's chocolate, right?
>ram: who is it for?
>stir stir
>...
>rem: subaru-kun.
>ram: is that so... really...
>die, barusu!
the last line is a pun where subaru phonetically in chinese is 486, and 4 sounds like die. 486 is probably how barusu is rendered in chinese, since subaru's actual name is just translated directly to "pleiades".

>says my card has an invalid date on it

Kill me

>si4ba1liu4
Close enough.

it's okay, I appreciate the thought, thanks user.

>ram: barusu is kind of busy right now, let me help you make the chocolate.
>background text: I can't just (let this happen)
>ram: ah, ah... it was more tiring than I'd imagined.
>ram: next, we can get the mold ready...
>ram: come...
>lick
nevermind, barusu is still barusu.

>stare
>rem: hey! it's not poisoned~
>ram: rem... I think we have to talk.
>tasty! looks like nee-sama was serious!

>rem: we're done! thanks, nee-sama!
>ram: yeah...
>I didn't get a chance to add the poison... rem was paying close attention the whole time...
>shake shake
>rem: please accept this, nee-sama!
>ram: eh eh eh eh!?
>shock

lube it up

>ram: c-can I?!
>rem: of course. nee-sama has always been taking good care of me.
>ram: but... we've used up all the chocolate... and we haven't made barusu's yet...
>rem: nee-sama doesn't need to worry.
>rem: I've already prepared subaru-kun's.
>ram: rem... we need to talk. right now.
>yank
>shudder

Patrician choice.

Those dead yandere eyes are always the best.

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Every thread until Rem wakes up.

marry her

Rem is my beautiful girlfriend. No one can have her but me.

Welp. Going to have to speed up on these.

u da best!

uma delicia

kek

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anal

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I don't see any monkey there, OP

Ignore her and go find and rape Ram instead..

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Wait... what?

volume 5:
>Is how you faaaaithfully repay the Gospel?! Ahh, such sloths! Sloths, sloths, sloths, sloths!
>Ahh, in other words… You are not a sloth. You are diligent.
>sloths
>a sloth

refined taste

Best fusion

Anal only, with orgasm denial.

looks like a guy here

>???: “— It isn’t so easy, honored father. Don’t think that your relationship will be fixed with just that.”

Rem is not a yandere so it's not a problem

hot

not the user you responded to, but i had some free time.

she has her moments

That fusion seems pointless. She is besically Rem with different hair.

that was the joke in the followup

She can be very violent and crazy but by itself it's not the defining trait of a yandere
A yandere is not just a person in love who happens to be crazy (or vice versa), but a person whose mental instability and violent behaviour is deeply related with extreme jealousy and possessiveness
While Rem is at times jeaolus and wants Subaru for herself, she doesn't feel this way any more than anyone normally would, and she even considers her own attitude something wrong despite actually being pretty reasonable
Instead a yandere wouldn't feel anything wrong with threatening or attacking any perceived rival or the loved one himself

>A yandere is not just a person in love who happens to be crazy (or vice versa), but a person whose mental instability and violent behaviour is deeply related with extreme jealousy and possessiveness
That's the western understanding of the term. By Japanese standards, Rem is a yandere. Just not a psychotic one.

Impregnate with twins or triplets and continue to tenderly make love to her as she blows up like a blimp, then raise our children together.

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Or to be clearer, you're right that "A yandere is not just a person in love who happens to be crazy". The term refers more to the fact that the way they love is obsessive and crazy, not that the person is obsessive and crazy about everything in general. By those standards, Tappei has made it clear he considers Rem to be a yandere. The fact he used her "yandere rules" in a story shows he writes her as what he considers to be a yandere. I have seen fans praise Rem as a goddess among yanderes.

But yes, the term is still usually associated with the more extreme Yuno variety. It's generally understood that Rem isn't that extreme a case.

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how the fuck did she lose? is MC-kun gay

>how the fuck did she lose?
She was unintendedly too good

MC-kun is not good enough for her

>how the fuck did she lose?
but she didn't lose. she only got gluttony'd. which made subaru desire her even more, since he now wanted her back.

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