/ptg/ President Trump General - Legalized Fun Edition

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Election Security 3/21/18
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>FDADir Gotlieb on Opioid Epidemic 3/21/18
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>VASec Shulkin @VA Budget Hearing 3/21/18
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>FedChair Powell announces rate hike 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442824-1/
>USTradeRep Lighthizer @House on NAFTA 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442889-1/
>Pres Trump speech @NRCC 3/20/18
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>Pres Trump discussion on Sanctuary Cities 3/20/18
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>Pres Trump working lunch w/Prince Salman 3/20/18
youtu.be/hpSMhkqvVEs
>Pres Trump Greets Saud Prince Salman 3/20/18
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>FLotUS Melania roundtable on cyberbullying 3/20/18
youtu.be/HqC5EPYj0OQ
>VP Pence/USDASec Perdue @Natl Ag Day Celebration 3/20/18
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>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis/NOR DefMin presser 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442863-1/
>USAid Admin Green @UNSC on DRC 3/20/18
youtu.be/FAZvp1T266A
>USRep Currie @UNSC on Syria 3/20/18
youtu.be/LlaiHeaSTpU
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson Budget hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442845-1/
>EdSec Devos House Budget Hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442744-1/
>EnergySec Perry Budget hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442852-1/
>Pentagon Budget Hearing 3/20/18
c-span.org/video/?442840-1/

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Won’t be long now....

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>another white terrorist

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Well?

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The future is so bright.

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Drugs are fun

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2013 was a simpler time

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Excuse me, /ptg/ is for srs bsns only

it begins

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Explain

thread quality is in the shitters

STOP POSTING ABOUT /COMFY/ SNOW YOU FUCKS
I LIVE IN FLORIDA AND IT'S CLOUDLESS AND SUNNY AND HOT AND I FUCKING HATE IT

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How jealous are you of my dinner?

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it was only because now it's over your shoulder

>Greek art

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I'm fucking serious this time

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Windy and cold here in bama.
Kinda comfy...

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>Another White Terrorist
(Colourized, Current year + 3)

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>Captain Cuck

I'm making it my goal to be banned by them and maybe getting banned from the U.K.

The people won't react unless they are constantly reminded of this threat.(russian meddling)
- Heinrich (D) Maryland

Not tremendously

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>eating this

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Is that jambalaya

Berenger was truly good in that film, but I still say that opening few scenes with Elliot as Buford and his aides is best. Or maybe
I know his father, the preacher. Best darn cusser I've ever heard. Knows more fine swear words than any man in Maine.

Well if you can't get her, go to Ann Arbor for a weekend, you'll be able to throw a rock and hit a dozen copies

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AWOO

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What are these pictures?
I keep seeing them but never a story.

not at all. im about to leave work at get chickfila

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Have you explored a career in the armaments industry?

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would not/10

The call ins during the trial was hilarious.

>Irreparable BTFO

Secure borders brought to you by SMART Link®

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AWOO~

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But isn't the government then committing a hate crime by attacking a "bigot's" beliefs?

Omnibus bill

- Limits wall construction to 33 miles
- funds Planned Parenthood and Obamacare
- includes gun control legislation
- Limits increase in detention centers for illegals
- has majority support from Republicans
- Trump will sign it

What if the real cucks.....were Trump supporters all along?

>Is that jambalaya

It's some shitbag Michelena nuke and puke that poorfags eat

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oh God i think i remember someone posting this webm a long time ago and it's fucking disgusting

nice harvest box there nigger

>- Trump will sign it
Will he?

You’re assuming this is based on logic.

I'd take the puking over the volcanic liquid shit those things give me.

Yes, I think?

Is this one guy serious???

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>But isn't the government then committing a hate crime by attacking a "bigot's" beliefs?

>Oy, you just got a caution you for being cheeky

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MAKE SWEDEN GREAT AGAIN

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Is this how to make awoo?

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oh you lucky nigger

If only we went this far for our shitposts.

Did the President get a snow day?

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I was planning to eat some spic buffet for $5
WTF IS THIS

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>gun control
Since you weren’t specific, I’ll assume its literally nothing

IVANKA STOP IT'S A DELICATE PROCEDURE

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It's 54° and raining in L.A. right now. It's not snow, but I'll take it.

I hate snow. I’m glad it’s nice in the south.
>Inb4 pathetic yankee dick grabbing

Is she trying to get out the Jew inside her?

I wonder what did Barron do for his birthday yesterday

Everyone thinks it's going to be Ruth Bader Ginsburg, but I feel like that "wise latina" isn't wise enough to follow doctor's orders for a diabetic.

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i was born and raised further north. the eternal summer is like hell

>Goldberg’s letter drew both praise, from those who lauded her for looking critically at the magazine’s coverage of race, and criticism, from others who wondered why it took the magazine so long to do so and said the letter did not go far enough in addressing the issue.

>“I can’t explain why other editors haven’t done this directly. I’m not criticizing them in any way. What I will say is we’re in a moment of reckoning as a society, as a country, where people are willing to look back at actions of themselves or their organizations,” she said.

>The magazine also plans to focus on Muslims, Latinos, Asian Americans and Native Americans.

>Goldberg, who lives in D.C., with her husband Geoffrey Etnire, a real estate lawyer, said that since starting her position, her “biggest push” has been to increase gender, ethnic and racial diversity on the staff. Currently about a quarter of the staff are people of color.

>“I just don’t think that you are going to end up with authentic stories if you’ve only got an all-white staff, and a majority male staff, and that is what it was,” she said. “We’ve been working very hard to change it. We’re not there yet, but we’ve been making a lot of progress.”

>Goldberg, who identifies as a Reform Jew, grew up the granddaughter of immigrants from who came to the country in the beginning of the 20th century and settled in predominantly Jewish neighborhoods.

>Growing up, her family celebrated Jewish holidays. She was involved in the Habonim Labour Zionist youth movement, and at the age of 17 she lived for six months on a kibbutz in southern Israel.

>Though she describes the experience at Kibbutz Grofit as “a fantastic thing to do as a very young woman,” she said it made her realize that she did not want to immigrate to the Jewish state.

WELL WELL WELL....
That new NatGeo cover about race is making sense all of a sudden. It really makes me think...

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She's so perfect

It's too late, she already reprojewced

lol

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Trump just wants approval, he'll sign anything that's put in front of him so long as he gets a photo-op later where Ryan talks about how smart and presidential he is

He's already raged at it.

>user, why won't you give all of your personal information to Facebook that they're free to sell off and telegraph every detail of your life in real time it's not normal

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This is like one of the top five funniest things on Sup Forums ever

Best wrestler

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not gonna lie, my profile money was on 35-45 year old (((white hispanic))) and possibly a city worker

I was so wrong

He got a day WITH snow, but he got right down to work like any other day. Took time for a snowball fight with Barron and Melania, though.

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Is pornhub actually going to branch into SFW?
Just use the same servers and have a url called vidhub.

People are turning against Facebook
It will be normal to not have a profile soon

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Yawn

>Sup Forums starts spreading Spanish language memes that the GPS monitors can be rendered ineffective by wrapping them in aluminum foil
>illegals document their criminal actions trying to hide from the courts, burglarizing residencies, etc.

>164863331
>couldn't even get the get

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Jewhub pls go

Well?

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He's a fucking cuck with CTE though

>The cuckshine state
>can't get snow
>half the state is beans and jews
>other half is boomers
>represented by Little Marco
At least you still have publix

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>ban AR-15s because of school shootings!!
>but someone could still shoot up a school with any type of weapon not just an "assault weapon"?
>yeah but they couldn't kill nearly as many people though!

I've always fucking hated this argument. They're basically admitting they have no interest in actually stopping school shootings at all just at most they want the next one to be slightly less deadly. And of course when school shooting were to keep happening after their precious assault weapon ban is when they start going for the handguns and shotguns

Who is this semen demon

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illiterate
nepotistic
porcine
braaap-braaaap
jew
bald
uses makeup
loose denture
sniff-sniff
traitor
cadett McBone Spurs (5x)
a bozo
ogre
tv addict
shiteater
dindu nuffin

That's not getting signed.

Extract of a lawsuit were Trump raped underage girl in Manhattan at a Jeffrey Epstein party.

Trump has also donated to the Clintons and seem to be comfy.

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GET ZUCCED

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Wew, they really do think the normies are stupid. And to be fair, they're mostly right.

The girl on the left still has a nigger nose

This. He has serious issues when it comes to females.

He should really ditch that fedora.

Fox's (((All Star Panels))) are so shilly. I have it on mute and I just know they're talking shit.

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What's with the sudden inlux of lefty fags?