Brit/pol/ - Pjw edition

>NHS pay: Unions agree deal for 1.3 million staff
bbc.co.uk/news/health-43481341

>UK weather forecast latest: Snow and ice set to return to Britain for Easter Bank Holiday weekend
standard.co.uk/news/uk/uk-weather-forecast-latest-snow-and-ice-set-to-return-to-britain-for-easter-bank-holiday-weekend-a3795266.html

>Brexit: Ministers suffer nuclear defeat in Lords
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43476337


>Climate change threatens UK's favourite foods as ingredients increase in price
news.sky.com/story/climate-change-threatens-uks-favourite-foods-as-ingredients-increase-in-price-11297579

>Europe’s banks told to keep planning for full Brexit in 2019
ft.com/content/1e9dcb10-2c52-11e8-9b4b-bc4b9f08f381

>Why Russia is wrong to claim that Britain violated the Chemical Weapons Convention after Skripal spy attack
theconversation.com/why-russia-is-wrong-to-claim-that-britain-violated-the-chemical-weapons-convention-after-skripal-spy-attack-93529

>First picture of pilot who miraculously survived Red Arrows jet crash which killed RAF engineer crewmate
mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/first-picture-pilot-who-miraculously-12222930

>Data, Democracy and Dirty Tricks: Cambridge Analytica Uncovered. Part 3/5: The Trump campaign
channel4.com/news/data-democracy-and-dirty-tricks-cambridge-analytica-uncovered-investigation-expose

>RIP Dec

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First for mummy

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Why

You know, what with Count Dankula being tried and persecuted for a joke, you guys should go around slapping "Big Brother is Watching" stickers on any signs, posters, and ads that seem Orwellian in nature. Posters like this.

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Orwell feared that nobody would read books because they would be banned, Huxley feared that nobody would read books because nobody would want to. They were both right.

Hello, I'm new to Brit/pol/, could anyone tell me more about this place?

it's full of pakis, give it a pass

Hello Peter

Have you read any more of his books yet? 1st edition of A Brief History of Crime is supposed to be good.

If it was Peter he'd enter his name and email into the options boxes.

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>tfw Welsh gf

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I've got rage against god there, I would like to actually read the bible first, but I do find the KJV hard going, plus my head is all over the place as it is. Sometimes I just want to get drunk and fuck that coffee girl, or sometimes I want to read the bible and marry the snek. I'm probably just retarded tbqh

Always gives me a laugh. He seems like a very huggable person.

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>RUSSIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you observed the Two Minutes Hate today, goyim?

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what the hell is this degeneracy

Rage Against God is good, he speaks very personally of his journey to faith. KJV might feel a bit too abstract to have any effect on you if you're not feeling 100%.

Absolutely.
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have a rare Putin
feminism in practice

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Life is rough, but look to the stars.

>probably

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH RAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


STUPID RUSSIANS! GET OUT GET OUT ! STOP POISONING US!

RAAAAAAAAA

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Post relaxing Christian music.
youtube.com/watch?v=8k41D9por6c

The video is worse
youtube.com/watch?v=P9B8IrWY86w

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I was put off from other versions because of comparison of text I've seen where the newer versions misrepresent the point. Embarrassingly, I did find a YouTube channel that takes you through each book with some nice artwork and explanations of the meanings behind them. All though it does make me feel like a brainlet

Okay? Why are you telling us this?

American here, never left the states, but got a job in Liverpool. What should I expect?

No need to feel like that at all. If it works it works, it doesn't matter if it's got pictures in. When you learn a new language pretty much every single teaching system uses pictures, Lord of the Rings was illustrated to some degree as well.

Warning: Do not open this picture in the UK, it's illegal now

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Cant be real. The donkey, windows, ground etc arent labeled.

Expect not to understand a word anyone is saying to you

Fat cunts in cars getting mad at their sisters for aborting spastic babies.

A cancerous accent and lots of bants, don't be this guy

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Public unions should be illegal. Also, if you think the NHS is a good thing, research survival rates of car crashes, major surgeries, cancer, or infectious disease deaths caught by being there in the hospital. The UK also contributes little, for its size, to health research. Got a 99% survival rate for prostate cancer here...

Where in Liverpool?

Eh, I feel like I can take as much as I can give. Also at a college, so maybe not bad?

That bad?

Not too different then shitty parts of the states ive been too then.

Heroin, getting robbed, and incomprehensible accents

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I struggle to this day trying to

Havent gotten a location, but working at LJMU. Visiting soon for final bit of interview.

No, this is a lot different.

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Arguing against socialised medicine by using the NHS as an example is like arguing against letting citizens have guns by using America as an example.

JM is the better uni, you should be fine.

Also goofy ass question, should i stockpile porn before coming?

As eddie to put you up in his passenger seat. He may need to check he can trust you first though...

If you're serious, no lol

>be me
>be in the current year
>have to go away for work to high Muslim area
>hanging out with all Muslim colleagues from work because this is high Muslim land
>they start talking about relationships, marriage etc
>talking about who x member of family is seeing
>one of them says their cousin is dating 'a white'
>talking candidly in front of me about how all their family disagree
>talking about how dangerous it is to have white bf and how nobody approves
>talking about how even if they are from some different caste or version of Islam people have to hide it because the men and mother's and grandmother's will disown them
>tfw feel really alienated from the conversation sat in England at a work get together and understanding nothing of this culture
>at the same time feeling so comforted from their people's own ethnic pride, lack of PC and refusal to assimilate and seeing their respect for the authority of the opinions of the older folks and men about their perceived racial purity

Not cucking for Islam but those motherfuckers are racist as fuck and it was fantastic to see. The gov can put as much money into assimilation programs as they want, even if degenerates give in to miscegenation the civic cucks and leftists can never win while these motherfuckers are going.

It sounds like a 'le based Muslim' meme but I love how much they are afraid to fuck Europeans.

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Semi serious, thought I read something about having to login to view pornhub or some shit.

Nice, Im pretty excited. Should be a nice change from where Ive been.

>Semi serious, thought I read something about having to login to view pornhub or some shit.

Nah, you're good.

>rothschilds bow to the Coalition of Wealth
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control Shit/pol/ with an iron but fair fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Wealthgrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Wealthy Babies.
>both memberssaid to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>This is the Coalition of Wealth
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Wealthbots inside you right now
>The Coalition of Wealth are in regular communication with Martin Luther and Philip Melanchthon, forwarding the word of Protestantism to protect British interests
>They learned fluent French, German and Italian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Wealthknox
>The twins are 100 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In relity, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Coalition of Wealth will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
>Rumoured to be the masterminds behind 'Russian' poison attacks
>Forced Gordon Brown to sell the gold
>Influence Diane Abbott to bring down the Labour party
>Persuaded David Cameron to call the referendum
>Own the UDA and UVF with plans to create an Ulster superstate
>Use Tommy Robinson merely as a puppet to gain the influence of the right

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Agreed.

>with the twins
Is there anything you don't fuck up?

Anonymity on the internet is a very fragile thing; every anonymous online identity on this planet is only about 31 bits of information away from being completely exposed. This is because the total number of internet users on this planet is about 2 billion, or approximately 2^{31}. Initially, all one knows about an anonymous internet user is that he or she is a member of this large population, which has a Shannon entropy of about 31 bits. But each piece of new information about this identity will reduce this entropy. For instance, knowing the gender of the user will cut down the size of the population of possible candidates for the user's identity by a factor of approximately two, thus stripping away one bit of entropy. (Actually, one loses a little less than a whole bit here, because the gender distribution of internet users is not perfectly balanced.) Similarly, any tidbit of information about the nationality, profession, marital status, location (e.g. timezone or IP address), hobbies, age, ethnicity, education level, socio-economic status, languages known, birthplace, appearance, political leaning, etc. of the user will reduce the entropy further. (Note though that entropy loss is not always additive; if knowing X removes 2 bits of entropy and knowing Y removes 3 bits, then knowing both X and Y does not necessarily remove 5 bits of entropy, because X and Y may be correlated instead of independent, and so much of the information gained from Y may already have been present in X).

One can reveal quite a few bits of information about oneself without any serious loss to one's anonymity; for instance, if one has revealed a net of 20 independent bits of information over the lifetime of one's online identity, this still leaves one in a crowd of about 2^11 ~ 2000 other people, enough to still enjoy some reasonable level of anonymity. But as one approaches the threshold of 31 bits, the level of anonymity drops exponentially fast. Once one has revealed more than 31 bits, it becomes theoretically possible to deduce one's identity, given a sufficiently comprehensive set of databases about the population of internet users and their characteristics. Of course, such an ideal set of databases does not actually exist; but one can imagine that government intelligence agencies may have enough of these databases to deduce one's identity from, say, 50 or 60 bits of information, and even publicly available databases (such as what one can access from popular search engines) are probably enough to do the job given, say, 100 bits of information, assuming sufficient patience and determination. Thus, in today's online world, a crowd of billions of other people is considerably less protection for one's anonymity than one may initially think, and just because the first 20 or 30 bits of information you reveal about yourself leads to no apparent loss of anonymity, this does not mean that the next 20 or 30 bits revealed will do so also.

Restricting access to online databases may recover a handful of bits of anonymity, but one will not return to anything close to pre-internet levels of anonymity without extremely draconian information controls. Completely discarding a previous online identity and starting afresh can reset one's level of anonymity to near-maximum levels, but one has to be careful never to link the new identity to the old one, or else the protection gained by switching will be lost, and the information revealed by the two online identities, when combined together, may cumulatively be enough to destroy the anonymity of both.

But one additional way to gain more anonymity is through deliberate disinformation. For instance, suppose that one reveals 100 independent bits of information about oneself. Ordinarily, this would cost 100 bits of anonymity (assuming that each bit was a priori equally likely to be true or false), by cutting the number of possibilities down by a factor of 2^100; but if 5 of these 100 bits (chosen randomly and not revealed in advance) are deliberately falsified, then the number of possibilities increases again by a factor of (100 choose 5) ~ 2^26, recovering about 26 bits of anonymity. In practice one gains even more anonymity than this, because to dispel the disinformation one needs to solve a satisfiability problem, which can be notoriously intractible computationally, although this additional protection may dissipate with time as algorithms improve (e.g. by incorporating ideas from compressed sensing).

your sisters spastic baby

this

>I love how much they are afraid to fuck Europeans
Kek
Maybe the women are. The men do it on an industrial scale.

thanks

THISS

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I know what you mean 100%. I can respect them for it but at the same time it fucking riles me up that they have the audacity to do so.

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Its the opposite, you can't date them, only use and lose them

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How do you lads feel about the fact that you would literally be sentenced in the court of law and get sentences similiar to paki rape gang members (so a slap on the wrists really) for the things you post here?

Makes no sense at all. I was triggered though obviously. Had an adopted cousin appear with Gordon Brown while her dad was there for an AF deployment. The American doctors were shocked at the type of surgery they gave her once they got home for follow-up on her bone cancer. They would've regrown the section of arm cut out. Can't drive with two hands even. It was 20 years out of date. The government made her a propaganda piece even though she went to the top private cancer hospital in the UK. Where do rich faggots in Europe go for treatment?

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I wouldn't

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What do you mean by this?

Jesus christ

He meant he masturbates too much.

That you're a virgin.

Oscar Wilde — 'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.'

The accent will be hard to get used to but don't listen to the spergs here, people are generally friendly here. A political answer is that you're in one of, possibly the most left-wing places in the country. Plenty of boss bars and restaurants here though

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Sup Forums mods down to the Coalition of Wealth. It's pointless reporting.

today's news

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NEW

More Cranium, More Strength.

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I really want to meet the person behind pube
Is it just a 13 year old kid who thinks this is hilarious?
Or is it a deeply disturbed individual?

For a while I did think really he was a bird. Has that same emotional tone, you know?

*resets modem*

BTFO.

State of your daughter in 10 years time.

It's the perfect disruption shill. All political discussion is subsumed into the vacuum of mental illness and yet the mods simply don't notice.

3 threads conquered. Shit/pol/, cumrag/pol/ and cock/pol/.

>see thread talking about an actual news event in France
>it's a UK hate thread after 5 posts

So, lately I've been having thoughts that maybe females I know don't actually have vaginas and instead it's just a lie propagated by the establishment,

Why do I think like this? I've fingered two girls before, but this idea keeps popping into my head

A helpful reminder that the report button exists for a reason.
>it feeds on attention. Don't give it what it wants.

Virgin cunt.

I get that being arrested for jokes is bad, but the idea that we're heading for some orwell thing is ridiculous to me. Our government is just a bit out of touch atm.

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But user that's entirely wrong

Bin that keyboard user