Comfy cake thread

Comfy cake thread

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Only 5 weeks till the world has a new batch!

Aah, cake thread, just to make my sad life even sadder.

They exist to make one happy.

Is this the new hamster season? i hate that artstyle.

Install 4chanX, click the WAIT (what anime is this) button.

I can use google image search myself, thank you

What the hell show was this I was watching it and ran out of episodes, it must be ongoing huh?

Towering cake is the best cake.

She's Literally perfect

I hate this cake. She's a fucking false cake and a slut

I like Morimori-chan.

I wouldn't play MMOs with her though. Waste of one's existence.

Looks lovable to me.

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Your life is false.

Yeah, say that when she's fucking her entire office while you're fapping to your mmo avatar.

It's the fucking show.

Your waifu is false.

Well, they wouldn't be interested if there wasn't something really good hidden in there.

>implying a disease ridden whore being a disease ridden whore is something to be jealous of
>implying whores are allowed to feel even 1 one millionth the amount of pleasure a man feels when breathing.

you truly are deluded. i pity you animeboy.
you will never be a woman by the way. you were born a man and will never be a woman no matter how much you mutilate your already freakish body. you will kill yourself. i know you will. and jsut before you do you'll think back to this post. you'll remember just how right i was and you'll leave this world knowing i was right and knew better than you ever did or will. my mind is incomprehensible. the amount of knowledge stored beneath my skull is immeasurable. i hope your end is a painful one.

Nana and Sanae

I think we all know who the cutest c@ke is.

Nana and Shin

Nana and Kaede

Nana? Her extreme insecurity is cute, but the possibility she may have been molested is not so cute.

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I wouldn't mind failing all the way down to the bottom of humanity. With someone by my side, of course.

Come on user, don't be coy!

Real women aren't perfect but perfection isn't the ideal anyway. Your problem is assuming that every girl who isn't married by 18 is a tinderslut.

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Nana and Mizuki

That's one tasty looking cake.

>country grown vegetables
>the anime

>Ozen
>cake

She's more like a stale pound cake kept protected from molding because preservatives.

Does that mean you're not going to eat it?

>Implying normies look for "something hidden" and don't just jump on every opportunity

Depends on if it will kill me or not

this flavor of cake is worth the death

>She's more like a stale pound cake
I'd pound that cake if you know what I mean.

The states she put me dick in were truly outrageous.

I'd love for her to taste my homegrown vegetable.

>mfw I will soon be older than most "older women" archetype characters

ME dick? What are you, Popeye the fucking sailor man?

Keep that junk away from me beard!

Well, well, look whose back.

comfy thread not so comfy

Nana and Mio

I'm looking, alright.

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Nana and Shin (eating dinner)

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>Velvet
>cake

What did he mean by this?

Maybe Velvet cake?

>smell of cigarette and alcohol

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new episode? i cant remember this scene

Shiver me ballsack, off with ye blade!

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Nana's tolerance for alcohol must be terrible given her size.

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Never ever

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My African kinsmen!

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>tfw never met my own Lily

She has a kid, and she's too old to be a cake. Get out.

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>You will never work in a konbini because you can't get a better job in this shitty economy
>You'll never work nightshifts because they're quiet and you can spend your time reading manga on your smartphone when there are no customers
>You will never have a cute christmas cake visit almost daily, with the excuse that she wants a quick meal after work and doesn't have time to cook
>She will never visit even during her days off because she can't cook but is ashamed to admit it
>You'll never make small talk
>She'll never by accident reveal how frustrated she is about not having a boyfriend

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>Taneda's back
This must mean Ashigara will get married.

Why do they usually have big boobs?

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Pent up sexual frustration

>tfw I already am

because big boobs are cute

At some point 31 becomes the ideal.

Because mature ladies should have big boobs.
Chestlets are pathetic once they're past their twenties

I still think girls in their early-mid 20s are cute, but anyone younger is a literal child, no matter how beautiful they are. Thank God for anime.

>but anyone younger is a literal child, no matter how beautiful they are

It's because they are. Barely got the snot off their noses.

Sauce?

yeah, maybe it's because they're stuck in school until they're 22 or something.

You are now looking at the menu next to the image to find the image search functions. (Hint: the IQDB one.)

Cool, guess we've got the same smell.

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I want this cake

I came to the realization that I'm older than most cakes when I started watching net-juu. At this point I guess it's just an attraction to women my age.

;_;

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Sigh...

>Real women aren't perfect
Real women are just a homunculus of whatever society craves.
The west craves degenerate sluts who breed with niggers and women turn out that way.
It's that easy.

>Why do they usually have big boobs?

So they can give warm and soft boobie-cuddles to cute shotas.

>Mature Saber
OK.She looks good.
>She'd still be a virgin
MTSP get a grip.

Christ your new is showing hard