/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - REAL ROBERT HOURS EDITION

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/


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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays


TONIGHT:

Male black has been shot
Loud chimping in the background

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=wx_up_hSOek&t=1315s
youtube.com/watch?v=SMqR2XVnV-4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

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>2 shots fired
ah ah ah

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>male black taking his clothes off

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stolen vehicle

>male hispanic with a screwdriver and a hammer

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hahaha cop was like woooow at the hispanic with hammer threating

>Mfw lived in Chimpcongo for 10 years,

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lighting carpet on fire, wtf are wrong with these niggers

>Bipolar and trying to use lighter fluid to light the carpet on fire.

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>wtf are wrong with these niggers

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we need to get a count of how many shots fired in one night

>slow it down, Robert!

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thanks user. going into the collection

>6 females fighting with sticks

WTF was that horse noise?

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>these niggers

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>1 shot fired

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amazing that a city so strict on gun laws has shots fired every other report

5 gunshots

>FIVE
>FIVE SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH

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>5 shots fired

Ah Ah Ah

The Count is busy tonight in Chicongo.

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Yeah, it's probably not hard for a black person with no job to drive an hour to Indiana and buy one. Good conservative talking point, though.

Ah the drunk Niger needs a little help leaving.

>my sides kek

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>to drive an hour to Indiana and buy one

There was a call last night about a nigger trying to sell two guns to random passers by on the street.

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Who is Edward?

Dose any one have a meaning of the codes?

>niggers in chicago owning a car
>probably stolen

its in the op

nice ambient music

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Fire!!!!!!

F I R E
I
R
E

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>caller was robbed by his girlfriend

what a fucking cuck

>locked himself in the storage unit

>Came home from a week long trip
>there's a dog in her apartment
>she doesn't own a dog.

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>Male hispanic standing in front of the window with his pants down and his hands on his genitals.

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A mexican with his genitals. Not a Niger wow.

Hand on his genitals

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>two male blacks selling assault rifles and drugs

Got a big dog.

>Neighbor on the first floor selling assault rifles

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>4 shots fired

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They need to do live pd Chicago.

nope up to 6

Network Jews probably make them stay out of the city. They did the same thing with Cops.

>2 shots heard

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>Male hispanics doing a drive-by

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oh shit 4 more shots

Suside girl on Twitter.

hump day in chiraq is no joke

nice meme art

>Loud chimp noises in the background

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>large crowd outside the ER
>getting antsy
>chimpish screeching audible in background

>chimp out and more shots

Thanks. I've been working on these. There's a regular in these threads that takes a lot of pictures in Chicongo. I've got six or eight more I'll try to modify in the next week.

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What the he'l is that noise?

>male in the front seat with rubber gloves doing extensive cleaning

Tyrone's 24 hour auto detailing.

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Imminent chimpout at the ER.

even shines the door handles for you.

youtube.com/watch?v=wx_up_hSOek&t=1315s

Robert Parker synthwave is fun background music for the scanner, give it a try

Fight outside the ER
It sounds like Robert fell into the orangutan enclosure

>Person shot
>big fight at the hospital

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Bringing one or two shooting victims to Mt Sinai?

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When dose it get quite when dose the action stop?

>7 guys beating a female
Haven't had comfy levels of coonery since MLK day weekend.

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Get ready guys. Man threatens suside unless he gets a mention on /pol.

>when dose the action stop?

The ride never ends.

I've gone to sleep leaving this on, wake up at 6am and niggers are still using each other for target practice

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>male black shooting into someones back window

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>prostitutes with babies in strollers

It's sorta amazing that there are still black people alive and free in Chicago.

>prostitutes hanging out there
>they have babies in strollers

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nigs gonna nog

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>It's sorta amazing that there are still black people alive and free in Chicago.

They breed like fucking rodents.

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>offender in custody

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>wow

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>hit by a car at 4 PM
>only calling now

4 males shots fired

i fucking kid you not watch out for chevy malibus they are mostly niggers driving them and cause all types of accidents. I drive a truck for a living and see it all the time.

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>55-60 year old male black getting violent at Harold's Chicken

youtube.com/watch?v=SMqR2XVnV-4

Niggers get very serious about their chicken.

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>place buckets of chicken on every corner and get comfy

KEK

Open Key seems to be a recurring problem.
Is it just that their radios have old over-used buttons or what?

>female hispanic
>no shoes
>bleeding from the face and eyes

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hahahahahahaha
>leftypol lurking /cpd/ to do damage control
we literally control you now, faggot, and you can't even see it
i love it

>"The bar music is too loud"

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>heroin OD

Thank god for the Heroin taking one more nigger of this earth

I wonder if you could start a riot by distributing "free bucket of KFC 8-9pm" coupons in the ghetto and letting nature take its course when a crowd of hungry niggers get told there ain't no free chikkens.

are there any white people left at this point?

depends how you wanna define white
imho NO, NOT AT ALL
living in a shithole like chicago disqualifies you from being white