Nz/pol/ General - Northcote By-Election & Obongo Edition

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>Live: Former US president Barack Obama visits New Zealand
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>News
>Resignation will trigger a $1 million by-election in Northcote
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>Minister for Women Julie Anne Genter says old white men should 'move on' from company boards
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>SIS and GCSB reports reveal over 100 warrants in force to keep tabs on Kiwis and foreigners
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>Police hunt Hamilton woman who allegedly fled country with her son
stuff.co.nz/national/crime/102496459/police-hunt-hamilton-woman-who-fled-country-with-her-son

>Cheap air fares blamed for school attendance falling to new low
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alright lads. what who are we voting for in the bi-election? Natshits on Winston First?

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>walk outside
>see this
>wat do?

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Labour will push hard for this seat, I doubt National will even try that hard. I don't see Winston putting anyone forward, neither Greens.

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Hail Bane

dudE SPOOKS LMAO

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Crack up if labs win and bridges is forced to step down.

Why is old mate Paddy Gower following Obama around like a bad smell, literally reporting on every step he takes on the golf course, and how Obongo helped another golfer find his ball which had gotten lost in the tall grass. Such a lame report.
Tell us what the fuck Obongo is doing here rather than what he's doing on the golf course you fuckwit.

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Can we meme Chesdale as the white supremacist's choice of cheese?

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Oh but this is NZ and we're not important. We have to clutch on to his short and curlies in order to stay relevant

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delete this

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Yeah but its Northcote we're talking about here. Chink central

NZ needs to deport everyone who isn't British or Maori.

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get the good old abortion stick and go to town

Isn't northcote just filled with saffas?

If you had to create a stereotypical feminist who is just socially acceptable enough not to be laughed out of the building genter is it.
Bet her mans a wimp.

HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR OUR PM IS HAVING A BABY I KNOW YOU PROBABLY HAVENT HEARD YET BUT WOW

Jews are so good with their hands.

Great nz inferiority complex in action.

thats east cost bays

Omg she is so relatable now XD

Moar Tradiitonal Jacinda pls

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this man speaks the truth

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lmao do you have a folder full of this shit

this
>implying this is a bad thing
t. ching chong

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Just made them now

These are fucking great

Hey bro, how's it going bro? Want to play some footy uce?

>tfw no mummy Jacinda gf
fugg

1981 kek

Fuck off nigger.

>john key playing golf with obama
zionisim is real

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I wonder how many times they each said fuck drumpf and fuck white people

John Key resigned around a suspicious time as well, around the time of UN resolution 2332. His mother was a Jew of course his loyalty was always to Israel.

im very drunk bros, and i hate the whinging soyboy council member im building for. if there are any dunnos boys on here just know, the dcc is even worse than you think.

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>dcc is even worse than you think
I think it's run by the Chinese mafia, is it worse than that?

at least it isnt the christchurch council of cucks. fuck those faggots with their cycle ways and faggy public art

>cycle ways and faggy public art
dunedin
>I think it's run by the Chinese mafia, is it worse than that?
yes

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Meh, I'd prefer a useless city council over one that funnels money into their contractor family members pockets
CCC sucks because they virtue signal, DCC sucks because the students don't give a shit so they have zero oversight

Explain, I love a good DCC bashing

I like walking diagonally across the octagon

I thought that was a weird lopsided elvis haircut... It was an avocado flier all along

/comfydunedin/

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>this thread

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kek nzpol is autistic as fuck

Any of you cunts in the top of the south?

cunts i am visiting cuckland next month wat do

inb4 speak mandarin

>some kiwis called him a faggot
Harden up cunt

Don't

so what happened to the discord?

Pretty sad hobby

a lot of them own shit old "historic" buildings and that's why no new buildings get consent. the head structural engineer for the dcc overlooks heaps of shit that council members own, shit that would shut other sites down.

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Nelson is gay.

got Allahu ackbar'd

Id heard that
Old people are the only ppl that vote for council so they've manipulated them into muh heritage preservation
The buildings they don't own do get put through overly stringent structural checks so they lose a lot of value and can be bought cheap by the boys club (e.g Sammy's)

>he wants to tear down NZ history and replace it with leaky modern concrete steel and glass office blocks
pleb

One in the middle is a bit fuckable desu

Yea that's exactly how they spin it to the elderly community, which is a nice idea
But in reality it's just a way for the old boys club + chink mafia to keep a stranglehold on the inner city property market by having one rule for them and another rule for everyone else
If they really cared about heritage buildings they'd maintain them properly

rate my gf?

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Daily reminder that the only thing Stalin did wrong at Katyn was not kill enough Poles

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she reminds me a bit of helen clark aye

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Especially that specific insect

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The left can't bot

Go to Hobbiton :)

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Why do you idolise a small, defenceless, flightless bird nz? That's not very fashy senpai.

You're not wrong.

Oh FUCK you've ruined it for me now

Now the previous is off the menu, I wouldn't mind sucking Sue Lightning's cock

has a dick/10

tfw no gf (male)

show us her penis

my new gf

why would you visit shitland?

NZ is cucked. Literally a small defenceless country full of people with the mindset of flightless native chickens. When someone refers to me or themselves as a kiwi I cringe every time.

It always seemed odd how close obonga and key were. But when you see key's nose you realise it was all for the tribe

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How did your pic summon these tranny fuckers so quickly?

im all for the old buildings, im on a good hourly wage, and its slow work doing them up properly, it is however fucked that if you aren't in the council you have to play by the rules, but if you are, no worries, cut corners and let it slide. those past 2 major hotels they turned down didn't need historic buildings torn down...

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Not that you're wrong, but tppa was always bigger than the tribe
Reminder that labour, greens and nzfirst all campaigned against it but still signed it with little fanfare

Do we even know what's in it yet?

Members from old server on suicide watch KEK

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Why didn't we try disrupt this shit? Weak lads.

U Mad white boy?

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Have you seen the articles about how (((inclusive))) and (((diverse))) National is these days all because of the fact Simon Bridges and Paula Bennett are 1/16th Maori or whatever.

newshub.co.nz/home/politics/2018/02/m-ori-leaders-proud-of-new-national-leader-simon-bridges.html
>"For the first time ever, you've got a leader who's of Māori descent and a deputy leader who's of Māori descent. Big ups to the caucus for that."

Because you would be murdered for pulling an innocent prank. The US Secret Service has de facto immunity from prosecution here if they shoot anyone.

I only heard this was happening yesterday they kept it real quiet

Oh hot damn that’s progressive..

Symbol of the fish user.
>He's of the knowledge that wus placed before him.
You think they treat Donald the same.
I see he has scorn for those around him.

Wish they'd both fuck off. Why is this mediocre President having a regional tour anyway?

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>lalala I can't hear you drumpf never got elected the us president is still black lalala

Absolute savage

What's that weird tie about anyway?

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Dunedin is a fucking shithole full of degenerate lefty students. NUKE Dunedin.

fuck, you beat me to it mate

Phuc off, and phuc you