Why are cakes so humble?

Why are cakes so humble?

It's cute.

She's being coy. It's okay because it's cute.

They're desperate

Which is better, a slutty cake that craves dick or a conservative cake that wants a nice relationship

Slutty cake that realizes she wants a relationship with you or conservative cake that becomes addicted to your cock

Fucking this.

Because they know they are perfect and are mature enough to not rub it in everyone's face

Cakes > Lolis

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Low self-esteem

>Low self-esteem
Why?
These women are usually beautiful.

I'm sure there are other reasons for someone to have low self esteem.

They're cakes.

>Conservative cake that becomes addicted to your dick

Mmmhmmm my fetish

I can always count on Sup Forums to know what's good.

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It comes naturally as you age. Ask any user that is in their late 20s or early 30s and they would most likely admit that they used to be more cocky and arrogant in their youth, but not anymore.

You're not a real cake

I turned 27 last week.

Do not engage with tripfags

get out roleplayer

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My aunt is in love with me.

Office cakes!

I'm not sure what my fondness for table top games has to do with what's being discussed.

You should talk about cakes instead!

Because they will never have children

Theyre not

>used goods
Hell no, I'm not a dumbass

Is little witch academia wroth to watch for Ursula?

Widows are as humble though.

Yes

Are you sure?

Proof?

She's definitely a good reason to watch

Huh?

That you are a cake

>b-but I’m just an old lady
>mid twenties
I wish they’d stop this

They can't afford not to be.

Definitely.

How would one prove such a thing?

It's just an act to help ensnare their prey.

>enticed by the possibility of delightful conversation and sake
>end up captured by a tangle of desperate limbs

whats wrong roastie? scared of dying alone?

should've though about it before fuckign tyrone

Cakes are not all sluts user

They are
See

Are JcaKes the best of all possible worlds?

That's not really the answer he was looking for.

Depends on genetics and age.

Do women remain cakes if there's no time skip in their series? Are they doomed to be single as they're frozen in time unless they become a waifu? Some 3D soul (a guy) has to save them eventually.

Probably, but in reality they probably got used by CHAD and TYRONE so their wrecked emotionally.

I need this.

Fuck off

Sasuga Sup Forums

>Blouse
>Short, formal skirt
>Pantyhose

I honestly find this sexier than anything else.

This gave me an idea.
Male delinquent x Christmas Cake.
>There are so many much more good looking girls out there!
>Ya insultin' my taste?!
I NEED THIS~!

>[leg-lock intensifies]

I like it!

Oh my, would the cake try to turn him into a good boy?

>Male delinquent x Christmas Cake.
I think I saw this somewhere, but the delinquent was a bit softcore.

>drives off tanned japanese rapists harassing her
>she offers to wash his dishevelled clothes at her place
It writes itself

There's a fuckton of this though and it's all ntr

Silly user, everyone has a soft and fluffy core, even delinquents!

did somebody say slutty cake?

which one gets ntr'd?

>Vacation in Niptown
>Meet an actual cake
>Ask her out
>Keep in touch over Skype
>Always on about how old and ugly she is
>Ask her to marry me
>So happy she fainted


Only downside is that she's a bit too overeager for kids and she legit feels jealousy towards pic related

no there isn't

What manga is this?

3D envy 2D user it's a law of nature

by experience, they let you have 2D as long it doesn't stop you from 3Ding them

Believe it or not, a very close example exists.

user where have you been?!? That's Rem from Re:Zero

Thank you.

She turns him into a good boy through their relationship alone

I hope this series isn't lewd, because it looks very cute.

How romantic!

Is it a "red flag" if a cake power-levels her WIFE stat in preparation for a hypothetical future husband?
>cooking classes
>cookbooks all over the place
>cleans meticulously
>"better sex for married couples" books

it isn't, it's a very cute series so far

My fiancee worries so much me losing my attraction to her that anything hentai Rem related she reads to make sure I'm "happy"

It's hilarious.

of course not it's always good to be prepared!

PICKED UP.

mine is kinda like that too
it's so funny that they really think 2D and 3D are the same thing

as long she doesn't get super paranoid I think you're in the right track user

I'm liking it so far. Thanks for sharing.

From experience you gotta give them a fuckton of praise because they're so self critical that it can drive them to depression.

Fiancee cried when I said my mom's cooking was still the best (as a joke)

>Why are cakes so humble?

Because you don't get to be picky when your menopause is a couple of years away and there's no husband in sight.

Correct.

You marrying a cake too user?

Please don't bring 3D into this thread. Go to /soc/ if you want to brag or something.

nah, that's just self-improvement

Women in their mid-to-late-20s have more than a "couple of years", user.

nope but she has her insecurities and also more experience in general life than I so kinda(?) fits on that specific regard

Thread doesn't say "Why are 2D cakes so humble?" user. Don't be a bitch.

Don't be so modest, Yakumo. Knock 'em dead.

DO NOT TEASE YOUR CAKE.

Cakes are to be handled gently and with care.

I don't know who told them otherwise. My cake thinks she'll be barren by 30

Ah well good luck on the journey user!

SOON

Disregard left.

taking responsibility for that carrot cake

I want to start a relationship with a cake so much.

>red flag
>not checkered flag
she's ensuring you have the best noms in a clean house followed by hand holding with fingers intertwined, under the sheets,
in the dark for the express purpose of procreation

You should find a nice girl that's around your age, young man.

Why don't cakes /ss/?

Many of us are around that age.

Because they’ll get arrested.

>procreation
Why not pleasure too?