Why Hollywood decide to adapt Kimi no Na Wa instead pic related...

Why Hollywood decide to adapt Kimi no Na Wa instead pic related? atleast this is more decent to get a western adaptation.

The west is full of left wingers.

GATE was ruined by waifu trash, especially the obligatory 1000000000 year old loli so pedos can justify their lust

America has stories like American Sniper and Zero Dark Thirty when they want to stroke their nationalist boner. They don't need to invent a story about invading a bunch of savages in a far away land.

gb2 gaia

If you don't want Rory to tie you up and tease you in bed then you're certifiably gay

Say what?

Hobefully a-1 pictures gives a crap about it.
>but. I don't think so.

Sorry, Gate was just unhinged and unimaginative nationalism curbstomp and the harem angle just made it worse.
If the "barbarians" had been even little bit competent on homefront and actual resistance policy-wise it might have been decent.
Add in just Rory as the main interest and disband/distance the rest of his harem and make the army base/unit stranded in there with the gate malfunctioning and I would say it'd be decent enough.
Well not like Kimi no Na Wa was that much better but at least it worked better at movie length.

Mainstream appeal. Is that somehow not completely obvious?
Who gives a shit what Hollywood adapts into trash anyway?

>Micheal Bay's Narnia

>Sorry, Gate was just unhinged and unimaginative nationalism curbstomp
Burgers would eat this shit up if you replaced the Japs with US soldiers, and you know it.

Sad but I have to agree.

And Im sure Eurocucks have no tales glorifying their military?

Why do 56 percenters write like apes?

Eurocucks would just let them invade and anyone fighting back would be labeled racist

>expecting western audience being interested in glorious nippon wanking
Your Meme is much more guaranteed to be a financial hit

Just replace nips with americans

Last Man Standing and For A Firstful of Dollars show that it's easy to translate Japanese stories into American.

Probably because Gate sucks.

It's garbage and glorified propaganda for a foreign country.
That's the thing, the protagonists in Gate aren't American and the source material vilifies the US and Russia. Nobody here is going to touch that garbage and if they did they'd receive a lot of backlash.

>Everyone talks about nationality and not about the stupid plot

Years later after the show and burgers still can't let go.

Pathetic

If you replace Nips with Russians, it would surely be a success. The military aptitude from the series would also be accurate for once

>Wow, this piece of shit sure smells bad
>Hey, why aren't we talking about how it tastes?

And it would have been far less controversial and more accepted and you know it.
JSDF being able to BTFO medieval faggots is still far more believable than Murricans even standing a chance against galaxy jumping alien tech.

B-but muh free market!

Nukes can destryo everything, what makes you think they couldn't destroy spaceships?

>far more accurate
You mean the medieval army would stand a chance against modern tech. Even ISIS can BTFO any medieval regiment.
It depicted murricans and chinks(two largest superpowers also the most insecure ones too) evil and that's why people hated it.

Burgers and chinks aren't people.

/thread

Because of the extreme amounts of stress those ships would have to take just to get to Earth. The closer to light speed you get, the closer to infinite the mass of everything goes.
Can you imagine ramming a grain of sand with nigh-infinite mass?
Nukes are small-time.

The conditions a space ship needs to be able to perform inter galactic space travel would be enough to make a space ship nuke resistant. Your Stars Wars isn't science 56% ape.

Maybe if they replaced JSDF with USMC and made it Generation Kill like dark comedy.

Let me guess, your countries don't even have nukes. But keep on playing experts about science fiction, it`s cute

>invading a bunch of savages in a far away land
You're sure?

Why can't 56% apes understand logic?

>Nationality is more important then the actual plot
Look faggot, if people all around the world can watch Independence Day or Armageddon without rioting then you can watch a movie about Japanese military. The only problem is the quality of it.

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>56% apes
Great meme, did you come up with it yourself?

It's at this point where I am no longer sure that you are just joking around with us and that you might be trying to actively defend the potency of the American nuclear arsenal.

Keep being in awe then

I don't think a half nigger like you would understand percentages though.

>trying to make sense of nigger speech

Because these days Hollywood is controlled by the left and they only make a movie about encouraging people that transgender peoples could do anything.

>the left
*the liberals
There is a difference.

you know they could've replace jsdf with usmc

because in GATE Murica is the bad guy

Same in real life

Kimi no Na Wa is shit anyways

Nah, cause that was the exact opposite, it was white guilt film. Basically just Pocahontas in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE.

>the rest of the left are better than liberals
Oh boy.

True. The hollywood is just too fucking soft now, it's all about political correctness, love and peace and garbage like that. We can't just have nice things like the adaptations where some gooks' shit's getting fucked up from attack helicopters.

I don't see where that was implied.

>durr why would they adapt some virgin-pandering fantasy harem show instead of the highest grossing anime film of all time?
Besides, if GATE were done by Americans the invaders would be the bad guys and you know it. America loves to push white guilt

True, now when I think about it. Still, saying that it's just the liberals is wrong. While the people in charge might call themselves liberals, the fact remains that they are pandering to more far left views. Besides, modern liberals are actually just socialists.

yanks are tards

You seem to be watching very different movies than me.

No, probably not. I'm talking about the kind where "diversity" and similar left wing agendas are pushed.

>"diversity" and similar left wing agendas
No, you see, that's my point.
Diversity is the liberal thing. You should be free to do whatever you want.
Leftwing means that you don't like hierarchies. Leftwing ideology means you oppose unchecked capitalism and free trade agreements and the like. It means you want welfare for the poor.
It does not mean you want everybody to have their own unique gender and sexuality.

It took me ELEVEN FUCKING EPISODES to realize that "Rory" literally means Loli.

I just wanted a show about bunch of countries fighting a proxy war in a fantasy land not some gay ass goth loli nigger harem.

kek

Because that's Japanese nationalism user.
America isn't Japan senpai.
It's a hard concept but you'll get there.

>Sorry, Gate was just unhinged and unimaginative nationalism curbstomp
I like it. It may not be the best isekai show, but it's certainly the most imaginative one in my opinion.

>and the harem angle just made it worse
Alright, that's true. It could've done without the harem angle in my opinion.

>If the "barbarians" had been even little bit competent on homefront
They were competent though. The first thing the emperor did after getting his ass kicked was send his vassals to get their asses kicked to increase his own grip on power. How is that not a good move?

>and actual resistance policy-wise
How? How can an army that has barely mastered full plate stand up against modern weaponry, including fucking jet bombers? The curbstomp is entirely accurate given the massive gap in technology, the only advantages the empire has are the homefront advantage and numbers.

>Add in just Rory as the main interest and disband/distance the rest of his harem
Yeah, agreed. Leilei can remain as a decent character and an interpreter, but don't make her a love interest. She's legit underage. As for Tuka Luka, I couldn't care less about her. She's an elf, that's all she has going for her.

>and make the army base/unit stranded in there with the gate malfunctioning
It would be an entirely different show, but I wouldn't mind it. Then again, under those circumstances the SDF would quickly find itself getting its ass kicked because sooner or later they'll run out of bullets.

Euro"cuck" here. Britain and France are literally the only countries with passable armies here, and they both hate themselves for having passable armies.

>Tanya gets isekaid into Gate's world as a loli gunwitch
That would make things interesting.

I heard Greece has a respectable army too.

If "diversity" was about allowing people to do whatever they wanted, they wouldn't be trying to make people gay or trans.

The problem is that they bought up the left movement by presenting sexuality as a hierarchy.
That's where the CIS shit comes from. So apparently white heterosexual men stand at the top of this hierarchy and everybody else is being oppressed.
It's a clever trick, and they managed to take over the left movement. Now most parties that are traditionally left-wing are pro-capitalism. But on the other hand we have to deal with this special snowflake bullshit that is much easier to sell to upper middleclass assholes than actual leftwing ideology was.

They already did it much better.

Indeed, the whole left was hijacked by movements who did not represent the working class at all, but rather they represented different sorts of minorities. I wouldn't call it liberalism, though. I say that because there is not an ounce of liberal individualism in modern liberalism. Instead, it's just socialism but focused on brining down the white CIS patriarchy, instead of bringing down the upper class. I would find this developement of the left to be hilarious, if it wasn't for the huge influence that they've gained on modern Western society.

They should adapt picture related.

>A strong, empowered little girl struggles to fit in with the patriarchal, evil hierarchy of Nazi Germany and ends up killing Hitler
Please no.

Bah, they'd turn her into a anti-authoritarian 18 year old with a heart of gold.

>german point of view
>germans aren't complete villains
Never gonna happen

Also, she'd be black.

>Tanya gets isekaid into Gate's world as a loli gunwitch
I was going to say she world btfo everything she encountered and still lose at the end of the day, while Itami would just leave as soon as she shows up. But really, she would probably find Itami and explain the situation to him and then either go back to Japan or join on the JSDF as a well paid advisor at Alnus.

>But really, she would probably find Itami and explain the situation to him and then either go back to Japan or join on the JSDF as a well paid advisor at Alnus.
I could see that happen. Her advice would probably be a lot more agressive than whatever Itami's doing though. Itami just wants to be a good guy and help people out. Tanya would entirely focus on flexing the SDF's muscles and subjugating the locals through various unfair treaties, I imagine. Considering her historical autism, she might even copy Phillip II's Hellenic League with herself as Hegemon and potentially turn on Japan after having modernized the local militaries to the point of being able to offer enough resistance to make a military expedition to the Gate world political suicide for whatever Nip government is currently in charge.

It would make her a great protagonist turned antagonist.

What do you care what subhumans want ? Normalfaggots solely exist to warp good things beyond recognition for irl (you)s. They did so because then stacy the basic bitch could also call herself an anime nerd and give her opinion on "nerdy" anime things so that it appears that she actually has a personality.

I prefer the manga's hugo boss aesthetic

>americans clapping at the helicopter scene

It would sell millions.

>original version
Focuses on parallelism between modern corporate hierarchy and military hierarchy. Also, author writes about often forgotten part of warfare like logistics.
>manga version
Focuses on the contrast between the body of a little girl and the mind of a cold-blooded adult man.
>anime version
Focuses on the brutality of the war and the conflict between Tanya and the entity that reincarnated her.
>western live adaptation
DUDE CAPITALISM IS BASICALLY AUTHORITARIANISM LMAO ALSO IMPERIALISM IS LIKE SUPER BAD

Watching terrible adaptations is my guilty pleasure so I would definitely watch this shit.

I like all 4 versions, but yeah the manga is probably overall the best.

>hollywood adaptation of Gate
>all the girls including the monster girls are african american
sheeeeeit

I want Tuka to call me daddy

nigger elf is my sex slave

Kimi no na wa has some artistic merit to it.
Gate is garbage.

>Nigger elf
>Dresses like a slut
>Runs into Alnus shouting about how she'll fuck any man willing to help her
>Is surprised and offended when local Johns treat her like a prostitute
I look forward to Western cinema accepting this strong independent black woman who doesn't allow men to slutshame her.

They should let Zack Snyder adapt Re:Creators, it's perfect fit in hilarious way.

This show was 90% ass but we occasionally got some gold out of it

>If the "barbarians" had been even little bit competent on homefront and actual resistance policy-wise it might have been decent.
Even a decently equipped army of a small nation will be able to curbstomp any medieval army. What's so unrealistic about it and why is it so hard to understand?
It makes even more sense than Independence day and nobody complains about that movie. Or were you actually surprised that anime is produced in Japan and they too make nationalistic wanking movies too or are you saying there's should be an exception for Japan for making such movies?

It's just butthurt 56% mutts triggered by the fact that world doesn't revolve around them.

>atleast this is more decent to get a western adaptation.
>Implying that the west hasn't already done this idea for over a decade far better
GATE ultimately is a weak story even before people start memeing about nationalism.

It doesn't start focusing on it's worldbuilding until much later in the story, gives humanity an incredibly underpowered adversary, and the MC isn't interesting on his own.

So the protag is old, an otaku neet loser, oh and he's special forces. He's also the reason I disliked the show. Literally pick one. Young/ competent, young/incompetent/otaku, or old and competent. Only one of the previous three should actually want to be in the other world

He is competent though. He just has hobbies that you for some reason find distasteful.

Most Hollywood action movies are literal US military propaganda.

There are way more movies that show the horrors of past wars than there are that glorify it.

>So the protag is old
33. That's old for a fresh recruit, not so much for a lieutenant. I think you can serve in the field until you're 40 or something?

>an otaku neet loser
Do you even know what these words mean? NEET means Not in Employment, Education or Training. Nigga has a steady job that from what we've seen has a pretty decent pay. We can scratch the loser part as well because of that. The only part you're right about is the otaku part, because the very first thing we see him say is that he's using his job to pay for his hobby rather than as an end goal in and of itself.

>oh and he's special forces
Yup.

>Literally pick one. Young/ competent, young/incompetent/otaku, or old and competent
Old and competent then, I guess. We've never seen him display gross incompetence, and by anime standards he's old.

>Only one of the previous three should actually want to be in the other world
>Implying he's there because he wants to
He's there because it's his job.

Are you a speedwatcher or something?

So in the end did Itami actually have a harem end? who was all in the final lineup?

>b-but muh yuros

>baiting otakus into joining the military
>throw in the generic lolis too

Gate was absolute trash of the lowest form.

>Take a character
>Make it look like every other generic waifu the studio pumps out
>somehow this is acceptable
Fuck this studio in particular.