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Can we get some lime appreciation going?

niggerfaggot thread

nice op image

why the fuck did we poison the russian for?

>poison this russian spy
>2 seconds later identify the nerve agent AND blame Russia for it
>where's your proof, UK?
>DURRRR it's a russian nerve agent so that means russia did ti XDDDD
>are you serious? if you were in their position would you do something that would put so much suspicion on you?
>oh and why was this guy poisoned only a few miles away from one of the UK's main biochemical laboratory??s

>someone gets poisoned
>before the dead is cold blame russia without any doubt, the only evidence being that it's a nerve agent of russian origin

brainlets think this is a logical train of thought

>be familiar with how much the media twists the truth
>for some reason believe without a doubt russia is behind the nerve agent attack

>have a biochemical lab 10 miles from the poisoning
>have stockpile of the nerve agent in the UK
>no, it was a russian nerve agent so a russian did it
>he was stabbed with a german knife so a german killed him

>russia says nothing because they're so amazed by the UK's gullibility
>the UK takes their silence as confession while the world laughs at them

>the UK was able to correctly identify the nerve agent and administer the correct antidote in seconds, rather than days
>people don't find this strange

>implying russia wouldn't have used a nerve agent that killed instantly

wales will be a superpower by the year 2040

Day two
>wales hangs all engl*sh from the back of hackney taxis

by day 3 we would have become §Wakanda§

welshkanda

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So, the ramadan starts in May. How many attacks do you think there'll be?

there be one in holland, they are overdue one, have around the same muslim precent of us, high tensions, yet no attacks so far

>Bing Bang Bong
can't believe it's been almost a year

>identify man as Russian double agent
>easily figure out that this is an assassination because not americunt retards
>easily figure out what Russians used because not retarded and krokodil addicts are predictable.

Very simple, anontard.

I've ventured trough time and space but have no answer my friend. I hope you, russia and Israel are doing a fantastic job in Syria.

>because not americunt retards
we save more on not paying parking fines than it would cost to create the chemical and have someone dose him. And then you go chasing Russia down shouting how you're going to do something , not what but something, unless they admit it and apologise?

Like a baby screaming for milk, it's sad desu

>Labour councillor embroiled in racism row 'chased a six-year-old Muslim girl with an air freshener, told her she smelled like curry and called her a chocolate monkey'
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evening mentalists

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Britain is finished as a nation, there is no British culture, no British people, the strongest communities in the UK are all black and brown, the weakest is the white british community who don't even talk to their neighbours.

I know a load of middle aged ex-marijuana addicts are retweeting tommy robinson hoping for some miracle that will turn back the clock, but that shit is never going to happen, the muslim community rises in Britain by nore than 5,000 every single week thanks to immigration and births, while native british population is shrinking, muslim average age falls by 4 months every year, it's currently at around 26, whereas the native british population ages by 6 months a year and is currently at around 49.

Yes we have group sex with English sluts, why not? their dads don't care when they leave the house dressed like a whore, their mothers were probably servicing muslim cock themselves before they left school, this is the way it is now and even your government is on board,
>millions of so-called rapes over many decades - 240 convictions
>MORE THAN 750 CONVICTIONS IN 36 MONTHS FOR POSTING ONLINE ABOUT IT HAHAHAHA

Based

for the many not the poo

We're expelling their diplomats and encouraging other EU countries to do the same. Most likely sanctions will be imposed if there isn't a satisfactory explanation. In the normal world, when you don't have a failed entrepreneur, tv personality misogynist as a leader, that's how political scandals go down. Can you just take one of those guns you need to feel safe in your own home and just blow your brains out, please. Then there'll be one less brainwashed, fat, diabetic cunt to have to listen to. Screenshot us the medical bill if you fuck it up, so we can see how great America is.

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Thoughts?

its a good thing

?

Theft, pure and simple. So as long as I cant find an owner for something I can just claim it as my own?

Is this the pinnacle of music lads?
youtube.com/watch?v=5dQkhKk5Kgk

>Country with equal practitioners of State Church and Islam
You guys aren’t ruling shit

?

>any song but vindaloo or mans not hot
baka

Im pretty sure its not even accounts without owners, just ones where there hasn't been a withdrawal for a while I.e. white Brit's retirement funds and ones for their kids and stuff

Ray Mears.

Ray Mears...

RIP Peter Kay

Screencap this

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Ray Mears..

Is this true

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And even if they were, doesnt mean long lost cousin doris from australia wont turn up to make a claim tomorrow.

indeed, based bong

QT prediction time

Jeremy Hunt will get slagged off for 29% pay increase for lowest paid NHS workers not being enough

Peter Hitchens and Dimblebot will spitroast Paris proving traps aren't gay

nah its this
youtube.com/watch?v=MOnuy7_xWww

>Blame Russia for gas attack
>use same nerve agent in Syria chemical attack
>normies believe Russia did it
>"Coalition" can then target the SAA more than they are now
>expand Greater Israel.

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Hitch will just look down his nose at the trap creature, that look he does like someone just farted in church.

Theft. And playing the race card over it just makes it an even lower act. I'm surprised there hasn't been much outcry over this.

Dragovich, Kravchenko, Steiner... all must die...

> Vietnam level
> Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself starts playing

Someone will insult Corbyn for not immediately condemning Russia. The audience will agree. Hitchens will say that we should wait for the investigation. The audience will agree and the rest of the discussion of that question is muted.

Fishing comes up and Hitchens takes up his annoyingly fence sitting position on the EU where he admits it's utterly fucked but he condemns the conservatives for trying to do anything.

Oh and the Cambridge analytica thing. I bet the core misdeed (the data sharing and breach) will be overlooked and the panel and the audience will descend in to a mush of complaints about "DrumpfRussiansBrexitvoterstricked"

Overrated tbqh

The fuck are you on about?

This.

you accuse me of things that you have imagined
what more can say than i take responsibility for my situation remaining unchanged?
do you smoke or will you evade?

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What does that have to do with the rolling stones?

no

i'm going to post it anyway

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Fucking great.

>the numbers, mason
3 was shit. 1 & 2 were epic

that was my reply to the previous thread
but it died
wanted to make sure i got your attention
you think the song is overrated?
interesting
you often say things that are ambiguous
>you evade again now

>post in thread
>Eddie disagrees with me
>fail to make substantial argument against him
>new thread
>spam anti-Eddie memes
Clockwork

Can I trust ya?

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I have no idea what you're talking about...

You were talking about the stones, not the blops1 level? Sympathy for the devil while you cruise the mekong in a swift boat?

>britpol
>english flag
This is why we fucking hate the English

Yeah.

do you actually smoke though?
i have another
if it annoys you i can decide not to post it
if you answer me of course
>spam
one image eddie
so sensitive?

why?

What? Are you drunk?
Sympathy for the Devil is Overrated, Paint it black is the stones only good song

agreed

>Paint it black is the stones only good song
not true.
Pink Floyd > Rolling Stones though

But you all abandoned us to cumrag/pol/ and scot/pol/ so...

Wild Horses

>Paint it black is the stones only good song

youtube.com/watch?v=jTbvJ-bYPh8
Eric Burdon and War did it better IMO

So how do we fix Britain, lads?
>inb4 we don't (not an answer)

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Step 1: Abolish Pakistan Day

often i disagree with you on things i really agree just to wind you up

>What? Are you drunk?
no
he's just less of a brainlet than you
>*restores name for benefit of brainlets*
do you smoke eddie?
or are the memes all lies?

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Chinese Japanese bastads

Write down da laws

White Nationalist grime

do you smoke a pipe?
like a pirate?

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shit thread kys my man

I don't smoke,
I've have had the odd cigar in the past though

a ethnic socialist revolution

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Even worse is that the nerve agent the media is saying it is doesn't even exist. They're saying he was poisoned with Novichok, which is supposedly something like 8 times deadlier than VX. You only need 10mg of VX to kill somebody, meaning that you literally only need 1-2mg of Novichok.

Yet not only has the spy not fucking died, all that happened is a few people got a little sick. That's not what nerve agents do. Whatever got him was a shitty mixture, and it sure as fuck wasn't stronger than VX. Probably just really shittily-mixed Sarin or something.

dumb frogposter

>the fag ends meme is lie
so disappointing desu
at least we know do actually like limes

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Video games lad. Me and Czechanon were talking about COD black ops 1, where you have a level with SFTD playing in the background. And paint it black is good but SFTD and this are their best

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kucq5gxMjwA

Eddie only drinks rum with lime because he's a pirate

Oooh
Sorry was being a mong. I thought he was talking about films

fuck off vlad

Michael Ebenazer Kwadjo Omari Owuo Jr

You know what freud said about cigar smokers right?

I don't, but I'm guessing it's something about noshing off your dad

Best rum

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I saw dec one day before ants crash in Richmond park, he was wearing a stussy SnapBack and baggy asf jeans walking his dogs with his Mum, he looked drunk and kept shouting at her

Check'd.
Like a constitution?
Fashwave/Futurewave is suprerior.
(((ethnic socialist))) soundds like a good euphemism for Marx.
Fine, i'll switch to Wojack. Happy?

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Step 2 make halal slaughter illegal

I don't have a pallet for rum so I just buy the cheap stuff. I can't do the same with whisky

Pretty much. But then he got into cigars and and decided sometimes they're just a good smoke.

I'm into pic related myself

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You have shit taste.

You abuse your body with Tesco value rum? I actually feel for you

even if a Russian poisoned our agent why would that be a good enough reason to go to war with Russia?

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At this point, Labour is less socialist than May's Tory gov.

Palate*