Why is Congress voting on a budget that congress hasn't read

Why is Congress voting on a budget that congress hasn't read

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why is this dipshit printing out a tree worth of paper ? Think of the environment you faggot

They always vote on things they haven't read because they know the American people won't read it either.

By the way, this contains passages that provide federal funds to sanctuary cities. If Trump signs it, he's an idiot.

BECAUSE THE JEWS ARE TRYING TO PASS A KIKED BILL UNDER THE PUBLICS NOSES

I hope Rand filibusters it. He's the only patriot in the Senate

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Patriots have accomplishments, not positions.

>democracy
Literally jew pedophile paradise.

it only looks big because he is so small

So what's his alternative? A trillion dollar budget on 10 pages with graphs?

They have lobbyists read it, so it's fine fine all fine.

Isn't he a doctor? Why is he eating such unhealthy food

>So what's his alternative?
Congress reads the thing so they're actually knowledgeable on the matter in which they're voting

Lol. They have their interns read it and make sure their little bit of money is secured and sign off on the rest.

Is his ophthalmology practice not an accomplishment?

Her exercises and understands moderation because he's a doctor.

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That's the problem.

The alternative is to have time to read it before voting it into law. It's irresponsible, especially when they're getting their salary from the taxpayer

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Tactic used by pathetic losers (read: Democrats) who don’t have the votes for their desired policies to slip it into something that absolutely HAS to pass to avoid breaking something else. Concurrent with blocking all progress on legislation so these needless chokepoints occur in the first place.
He’s printed it out to viscerally show how long it is.

is that from the set of the NRA special featuring victims of dwarfism?

>Why is Congress voting on a budget that congress hasn't read
Everyone who votes for it will know that it contains something their constituents in particular care about. They'll be able to justify it on those grounds and say that the other stuff is all pork and needless spending but it's a good compromise. This will happen in perpetuity.

>is that from the set of the NRA special featuring victims of dwarfism?
Never heard of it, was it a porno your cousin directed?

>chick lean

LOL.

I like Rand, he's a good egg. But c'mon man

Oh no not the trees!

It's not a complete chick lean. The left side of his body is forward, he just has his right shoulder back. My guess is he's not accustomed to a bullpup.

He really should not be taking pictures with women who tower over him.

Randlet isn't insecure, he's got a hot wife and a few white sons

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how tall are his kids?

Because they get to empower the CDC by including firearms into the regulatory framework.

That's in there... CDC will now have the congressional authority to regulate firearms.

Also kills the wall...

Also gives the TSA 8 billion more in "discretionary funding"

Who couldn't love a bill like that?

The lobbyists, clerks, bureaucrats, and party leaders involved in crafting it said it was fine. Actually reading it to make sure it really is fine would require hard work and would take time away from harassing interns and soliciting bribes.

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Rand needs to spend another ten grand on individually placed follicles or just go with the Mr. Clean look.

This retard waited for the printer to print all pages instead of just reading it on the computer.

Next time a logger cuts one down you can always get in the way of the chainsaw kiddo

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Pretty sure that's not how that works. It all is brought to their offices after Paul and Steve sign off on it. Those have probably been printed for a week before he got them delivered.

Man, I really want to like and defend the guy, but he is AGRESSIVELY short.

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Bump

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>Also gives the TSA 8 billion more in "discretionary funding"
Discretionary funding is any funding not tied to existing obligations like payroll, pension, etc

>2. Remember the $350,000 NSF spent asking if japanese quail are more sexually promiscuous on cocaine?
Sounds like money well spent.

They are all tall enough to ride all of the rides at Disney and that's all that should matter.

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>$10m for Women LEOs in Afghanistan

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2.232 pages is an amount that doesn't change no matter what size he is.

Not even Trumps manlet hands can't inflate that number.

When are Americans going to use their guns to oust their useless government and usher in the age of emperor Trump?

because neither side is interested in actually governing, just doing what their donors tell them to do so they keep getting paid

Is that a Pete Rose pic?

Should he be in the hall, boys?

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Key word asking. I mean they justified $350K by saying they asked someone something. I would have answered them for $250K. Sucker.

435 Members of congress
Bill is only 2,232 pages long
Nigga that's 5.13 pages these lazy shits are too lazy to read
100 Sensators
That's 22.32 pages long you lazy faggots.
Anyone who has ever read Game of Thrones or Harry Potter has chewed their way through thousand of pages and these faggots can't read 5 or 21 pages each and then consult with each other on what the other pages said. I hate these faggots. This is why kids just throw up their hands and refuse to do homework because we have an entire culture based off of lazy entitled boomers who can't even read.

The only one here's that I'm okay with is the nutrition assistance in Laos

>218m for promoting democracy development in europe
wtf, just give me that money, I guarantee I'd do more with it. And I'd spend it all on blow and hookers.

$3.5 million does buy a shit ton of cats and dogs

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I mean, I fucking hate all this shit our government not only shouldn’t pay for, but shouldn’t even exist... but why not address that our military budget is more and more seeming like a ransom paid to weapon manufacturers?

Well are they? They spent my money I want to see the results!

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"it says here that you're a faggot, care to explain?"

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The democrats have used the "We did not have time to read it" excuse in the past, but it was a lie. They had plenty of time, they debated it (or didn't show up for work), etc. This bill right here is bullshit. Complete and total bullshit. Both "sides" are counting on the other side not reading it to slide in a bunch of bullshit they want.

>that cringeworthy IRS note

>$15m in Developmental assistance to China
??????????????
nytimes.com/2017/12/28/business/tax-bill-china.html
Meanwhile China really is lowering it's taxes for US companies in a bid to keep them from coming back to the US like Alex Memes keeps mentioning.
>BEIJING — China said on Thursday that it would temporarily exempt foreign companies from paying tax on their earnings, a bid to keep American businesses from taking their profits out of China following Washington’s overhaul of the United States tax code.

>There is, however, a catch: To be eligible, foreign companies must invest those earnings in sectors encouraged by China’s government — including railways, mining, technology and agriculture — according to a statement from the Finance Ministry. The measure is retroactive from Jan. 1 this year, the ministry said.
They charge our companies 0% tax as long as they invest in China meanwhile we give China $ for "developmental assistance" what does that mean $15 million in CIA hacking tools to steal the rest of our IP? I think maybe the Randlet is right.

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Wasted digits
Why would you trust a leftist, or any politician, with anything? Why would each side trust the other or even their own?
Better just to not read it and cash your check.

nigger you're retarded

I hope Trump tweets something like that.
>Huge Bill just arrived. I will sign it after I'm don reading it.
And then everyone will chimp out that he shouldnt read it.

>Votes for budget busting tax cuts
>knows they won't cut spending
>Shuts down government over defecit.. Spends tons of time prima donning while pudsyfootimg around social security cuts
. Instead spends half the examples about tiny national science grants

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535 members of Congress — 100 Senators and 435 Representatives
If each of them has at least 4 Aids they would only each have to read 1 page.

Didn't he try and pass a bill that would make it so there was a mandatory waiting period after a bill was introduced so people could actually read the bill? What happened to that?

@164978187
>tiny national science grants
Are you implying they don't add up?

Never.

yurop does need some democracy actually

Fine if you control half the house then you have to read 10 or 44 pages. Is reading to hard for Pol? Why are you hear if you don't like reading? I'm guessing you've never read anything over 100 pages long in your life. Try it it's really easy.

Full house get of truth

First of all, study what the actual thing is behind it. Raul is just like your average politician, he lives upon populism. He wants to make his voter base trash and giggle. Yet he hasn't lookd at the things he's criticizing. And coming from you yank-in-Sup Forums, you're not going to do it either.

Protip: the boss doesn't read the letters his employees send on his behalf either.

Being in charge means delegating tasks without delegating responsibility. Your job is to see things done properly without doing them yourself.

So is this pretty much guaranteed to pass?

It's guaranteed to pass both chambers, after Rand's Filibuster ends, yes.

If Trump signs a omnibus bill, that just appeared in 2 days, that have the democrats cheering, and that no on has read, then he has a strick against him with his base.

I think that he is going to veto the bill, and complain that no one has read the bill. Thats his out: NO ONE HAD READ THE ENTIRE BILL.

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>10 pages vs 2200 pages, there's nothing in between
fuck off retard.

Where was his gun when his neighbor kicked his shit in.

Who prints over 2K pages of paper for some budget?

someone that's making a point.

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Because America is a failed state. Whites are dying. The republic has once again failed.

Humanity was not meant to self govern.

Why do laws have to be that much ffs. How many niggers write this shit? I fucking hate burrittocrats.

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Yes when you spend half your speech about a 1.2 trillion dollar defecit talking about the NSF who's entire budget is 7 billion.. Yes they indeed do not add up. You can eliminate All nonmilitary discretionary funding and still have a defecit

So yes it's moronic and Republicans have been doing it for who's knows how long.. Fixating on tiny irrelevant things suggesting that there are easy fixes to the defecit.. Rand in fact repeatedly mentioned easy fixes as if they were a no Brainer and you could sneak cutting Medicare /social security past old people

You cant

its literally that big so you can hide stuff in it

>Who prints over 2K pages of paper for some budget?

That's the point. You print it out and put it on a scale and if some (((special interest))) can give you a stack of non sequential bills of equal weight you vote yea or nae. The weight of the bill determines the weight of the bribe you need to tell you which way to vote.

>Anyone who has ever read Game of Thrones or Harry Potter
come on user you have to go back

You assume they all work together and can trust each other....

>why not address that our military budget is more and more seeming like a ransom paid to weapon manufacturers?
Do you want to commit suicide by shooting yourself in the chest 12 times with a nail gun

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_federal_agencies_in_the_United_States
There's like 6 million federal agencies. Which ones do we cut.

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>Which ones do we cut.
too late for that desu, only way to really fix things is Stalin tier purges and prison camps

Wtf is this horse shit

>$15m in Developmental assistance to China
LMAO you've gotta be shitting me

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Most of it is slush funds for congressmen and bureaucrats

This shit needs to end. Why is it so God damn hard to hack all this shit away?

Candidates need funding for re-election, and if they won't play ball somebody else will

lol JIDF desperate for people to read his shilling thread

How about mob lynchings for anyone who votes in favor of this bullshit

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It's democracy until they vote for things the establishment doesn't agree with, then it's populism

RANDLET NO!

dem milkers tho

OH wow lol he's doing it again.. Talking lots about irrelevant easy fixes. Gas he mentioned social security or Medicare? Also when you look at this graph.. 40 percent of medicaid funding goes to old nursing homes

Old people are bankrupting the country yet all we ever talk about... Vaguely is cutting small silly shit.. And of course we oy lower taxes not raise to cover expenses... Because that's what fiscal conservitive means... Low taxes right?

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>democrat wants to kill old people so we can give more money to niggers