CALIFORNIA - /DAM FAILURE GENERAL/ - SEAKING EDITION

Taking bets on biblical flood proportions!

>cdec.water.ca.gov/dynamicapp/QueryF?s=DNP&end=2018-03-22

>kron4.com/news/california/imminent-dam-failure-of-moccasin-reservoir-dam-in-tuolumne-county/1070170168

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twitter.com/metrofirepio/status/976889375974764544
twitter.com/TuolumneSheriff/status/976969346424582144
youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Oh, neat. An actuall, possible happening.

IT WAS A DROUGHT NOW ITS A FLOOD

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my readings indicate oh-OH AN ACTUAL HABBENING

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BUMP

>twitter.com/NWSSacramento/status/976908569214881792

>twitter.com/TuolumneSheriff/status/976953979937501184

Updates!

FUCK YEAH IN ON COMFY DAM THREAD

FUCK CALIFORNIA, TOO

FUCK YEAH BIBLICAL PROPORTION FLOODS!

Wouldn't it be cool if Jesus came back and you didn't have to go to work tomorrow?

>twitter.com/metrofirepio/status/976941454059716608

>twitter.com/metrofirepio/status/976889375974764544

>twitter.com/TuolumneSheriff/status/976969346424582144

>4:38 PM UPDATE: DAM failure is no longer imminent, but potential. Old and New Priest Grade have been opened as well as HWY 120.

Shit happening on hold

I'd go to Church every remaining Sunday, if only he'd smite some liberals.

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>DAM failure is no longer imminent,
Once again Ye Almighty doth give me hope, only to taketh away once again.

I want off This Mortal Coil.

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worry not, John Bolton's nomination will cause plenty of tears to push us over the edge here.

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We have a solution

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>implying they wouldn't force you to stay longer hours and cut off your media feeds so that you'd remain in the dark
I've once read this Russian cyberpunk book where Jesus comes back in the future and the elites decide to kill him again, only to realize that they can't because he just keeps coming back, so they lock him up where no one will ever find him. Gave me the feels man.

lel that's a pretty neat plot. That could make for a wild ride of a movie.

the Oroville Dam threads were by FAR the comfiest fucking threads i've ever been in. god those were good times.

Yeah probably would. He still wins in the end btw.

>The flood water will be contained by Don Pedro Reservoir 1 mile downstream from the dam.

* yawn *

Wake me when LA gets washed out to sea.

This.

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fuck commiefornia
its a real shit hole

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I live literally 15 minutes from this reservoir.
Shit is raining so hard it is retarded.

>That setup.
Kill yourself pleb.
You don't deserve to use the internet.

Press F for this user.

On the bright side, if Cali is cleansed, then it could mean new farm land or grounds for factories to produce for the country..

Here we go again!
youtube.com/watch?v=N-aK6JnyFmk

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I was born in these hills, and I am going to die in these hills.
WITNESS ME!!!!

Also,
>4 ways to take a screenshot.
Are you fucking with me right now?

Oh my god it's on WIKIHOW

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I live in Sacramento, this isn't good

did they even attempt to fix the dam after the last time the rain nearly destroyed it?

They probably did a pisspoor nigger rig job. Its ready to come down hard.

omg why don't you guys get a room

Fuck yeah dealing
GO GO GO

ikr

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>lock him up where no one will ever find him
u can always find him in ur hart