What would you do with a time machine?

I would travel back to sodom and gomorrah with a 20mm rifle and hunt faggots.

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YIKES THAT GIRL LOOKS ALOT LESS FLATTERING AT THAT ANGLE YIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES

>go back in time
>meet young me
>suck his (my) dick
>cum in my own mouth
no home cause it's me

*no homo

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Remind faggots like you about real gothGFs
Not this 56% shit

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Marry my old gf and make lots of babies.

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Go back 20 years,skip learning to type and talk with adults online,and continue with my first science project, which was, why does a glass of tap water left undisturbed produce bubbles inside the glass? Where do the bubbles come from? I would have joined a sport instead of focusing my energy on typing. Hell I would have severed my hands and become the first human to crawl around the world on my belly. I would have designed the world's first levitation device that doesn't use any fuel and is almost noiseless and glides just below the canopy of trees. Tons of great ideas and haven't even tried to build em yet.

Probably end up peeing in the puddle where the Primordial soup was being mixed.

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go back to a time before i saw the image in the op

idk probably go back to highschool and rape/molest/rape/molest/rape/molest/grope

i just failed at least 10 captchas

5/10 girl
I'd go back in time and give a full download of wikipedia and my chromebook (poor student fag) to Argentina in 1991.

Imagine a north vs south American Cold War

>Not going back to the time you were a six year old to rape yourself in the ass

Fat chicks give good head though.

Probably go to gigs

go back in time and kill the inventor.

Prevent the protestant reformation

I would go back to Noah's ark and throw Ham overboard.

Go back to yesterday, try to land on Hillary’s head, squashing her, then buy the Wednesday Powerball wining ticket..

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basically me when a white girl tries to seduce me

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I would go back to the early 2000s and rape the shit out of hannah montana. Also taylor swift when she would be the age i am now. (19). And rape the shit out of her
Better than that stop eve from eating the fruit from the tree and torch that shit with a flamethrower. No tree of knowledge = no fall from grace

probably go back and see the beatles live in hamburg in about 1963 or summat

oh and tell myself aged 18 not to split up with my university girlfriend because she's going to become a reasonably well known biologist

Implying anybody would want your autistic ass

>Go back in time
>Vote for her again
>It was her turn

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They are both degenerates.

Id go back to South America and use laser weapons against the spaniards forcing them to worship the Inca as gods...

is that bunnyayumi? that's a terrible angle eitherway
I would have told Southerners that slavery wasn't worth it

>20mm rifle
You wouldn't even be able to carry that thing. You'd get robbed by cavemen with pointed sticks and they would turn your rifle into a holy dildo.

Go back with several boxes filled with copies of every book, transcript and log from WW2 and deliver them to the Nazi Party in 1933 right after they took power.

>I would travel back to sodom and gomorrah
I think you mean travel forward. Where do you think were heading bro?

>Go back in time.
>Buy Amazon, Microsoft, Apple, Marvel etc stock when they are at a low.
>Kidnap my high school crush (6', IQ 150, blond, blue eyed, red pilled but stupid as fuck and married some loser).

pretty sure taylor swift is a boy so...

Digits confirm.

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voter fraudsters till the end.
Democrats everyone.

Laser weapons? Are you serious? There aren't hand held small arms fire laser weapons.

Nah theyd trace your dna and youd still get convicted. I would go back to the 1980s and go on a raping spree if i did something like that. As for stocks, bitcoin in 2013 is the way to go

>A fucking leaf

I would deliver several dozen crates of AK47s and several thousand crates of ammo to Robert E. Lee.

>travel back to the years before I was born
>murder people at my leisure
>leave tons of incriminating evidence
>blood, hair, semen, even my name scrawled in my own blood and semen
>escape with the time-machine back to my own time, destroy it
>let that shit be a cold case, confusing everyone, for years before I'm born, after I'm born, through to when I'm old enough to commit the crimes
>as I age, the technology for identifying people by DNA and other such technology advances
>eventually pop up on as a suspect for murders I literally could not have committed

>laugh because nobody can prove I did it, even if I admit having done it

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BROJOB

Save the dinosaurs
Kill Marx
Buy AMZN at $8

NICE

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>Go back in time to beginning of creation.
>Change time.
>Cease to exist because you changed history.
>Timeline reverts back to normal because you never existed.
>Go back in time to beginning of creation.
>Change time.
>Cease to exist because you changed history.
>Timeline reverts back to normal because you never existed.
>Go back in time to beginning of creation.
>Change time.
>Cease to exist because you changed history.
>Timeline reverts back to normal because you never existed.
>Go back in time to beginning of creation.
>Change time.
>Cease to exist because you changed history.
>Timeline reverts back to normal because you never existed.
>Go back in time to beginning of creation.
>Change time.
>Cease to exist because you changed history.
>Timeline reverts back to normal because you never existed.
>Go back in time to beginning of creation.
>Change time.
>Cease to exist because you changed history.
>Timeline reverts back to normal because you never existed.
or
>God sends you back forward into time to prevent a time paradox.

I would strangle Churchill in his cot

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fucking OP link to set or something god damn it

>I would travel back to sodom and gomorrah to have the chance to rape an angel
Just imagine how tight that divine as must be

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Dude

its her again sauce please

Go back to the time before I got sick and when I was happy.

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bunny ayumi you faggot

Save Nazi germany by traveling to 1940 post french victory and giving lots of modern information.

this ;_;7

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source on girl?

Go back in time and cuck Joseph with virgin Mary.

No serious answers here desu, get well tho

There’s a book about this.

Id go back and make sure Churchill doesnt survive that taxi accident

Look at that fat saggy gut. You must love Walmart. Wear sweatpants to hide your boner

Destroy the USSC Justices that decided Wickard v. Filburn before they ruled on that case.

>Not buying a few crates of Stella, invite the lads into your timey wimey machine, getting a few unlicenced firearms your granddads left in the loft and hunting all the extinct animals around the world and eating them.
I don't know about you Sup Forums but I have an insatiable hunger for dodo. If the sailors loved them so much they massacred the species I want some.

right there in the corner nigger, fuck off if you cant read

You are in Satan's preferred Religious establishment.

>you can never stop the king James bible

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go back and make sure the USA's immigration act of 1965 is never signed

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you have something against female tub guts?

I'd invent Facebook and amazon and follow their exact timelines until now I'd use my fortune to buy my own island and private army surround myself with hookers and blow and now that the times right I'd de platform the left use my influence to install libertarian governments around the world and as thanks the new governments would send me all the politicians who fucked the world up and let me hang them whilst being sexually entertained by the worlds largest amount of hookers

Become President of the United States of America and then proceed to save the world.

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kek
this desu

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plant a bomb under that escalator timed to blow the moment trump's going down it

Make sockpuppet accounts to invest in Microshaft, Faceberg, Shamazon, Crapple, Tesla. Come back to the current year and reap the benefits.

>cntrl F
>no “kill Mohamed”
for shame

This thread is absolute shit. I'm going to reply anyway.

One of the following:
>Kill John Wilkes Booth
>Kill Winston Churchill
>Kill Woodrow Wilson
>Kill Martin Luther King Jr.
>Kill Dwight Eisenhower
>Kill Ruth Bader Ginsberg

go back 15 years and tell myself to drop out of school ASAP, get fit, learn a trade, make money and be more honest with yourself about what you want and what you feel and when you see a girl you like, grab her by the pussy, if she's not into that, she's not right for you.

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>Kill Gavrilo Princip
>Kill Woodrow Wilson
>Kill Karl Marx
>Kill John Wilkes Booth
Any other suggestions?

That’s a pretty good list.

hilarious band btw

Oh I left out Emmanuel Celler.

Why kill Wilson?

You left out killing all Germans

Got us into WW1 and really kicked off Progressivism and the modern administrative state, also helped Germany to lose WW1, which is what put us on the "bad" timeline. Also presided over the creation of the Federal Reserve, for the more paranoid among us here on Sup Forums.

Shoo, Moishe.

Go back to the 60's/70's and see Rick Flair and all the mid-atlantic wrestling. Then I'd go forward to the 1980's and see Metallica live in their prime.

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Wilson got America involved in WW1 to be Britain’s one night stand, and to virtue signal the burgeoning neoliberal globalist agenda. He’s also the Oresident that officially gave away autonomy of our currency printing, sealing our fate to what you see today.

Bring all of my gold and silver bullion to mid 2016, sell it all. Go to Vegas and find the bookie offering the best odds, bet on Trump winning. Go forward into current times with a small loan of about 500-750k.

I would organize all the energy to the happiest medium

That one makes the most sense to me

I've got the kind of sick you don't get better from.

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>tfw I knew Trump would win once he started talking about Mexican rapists and China
>knew about BTC in 2009 and did not buy
Sigh.

>Inform Hitler not to release captive enemy troops until the war ends

Whats wrong?

10/10 would put my dick in Anne of Bavaria

I guess you chose Martin Luther King Jr...

Our official history recognizes Wilson only as the president that had a stroke. You won’t hear much more about what he actually did (I wonder why) unless you’re conspiratorially minded or anti globalist.

Oh ok, you guys convinced me

>implying you were ever happy
>implying you aren't just more sad now

Germans are the root cause of all problems in Europe.

i would gear myself up with full set of tools and weapons, travel back to time when humans were close to evolving into homo erectus and live my life in solitude and clean air.

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Same here user, especially with BTC. Then again when shit like that comes along you think that it's just bullshit and will be lost to the sands of time.