/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - B-BUT ILLEGALS DON'T COMMIT CRIMES EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
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>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
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>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
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>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
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>AG Sessions Speaks to US Attorney's Office in Tallahassee, FL
youtu.be/TgYENPI977Y
>USTradeRep Lighthizer @Senate on Tariffs 3/22/18
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>CommSec Wilburine @House on Tariffs 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442838-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson @Senate on budget 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442747-1/
>HHSSec Azar/KAC @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/U8ofYxhe-u8
>FormerSoS T-Rex Farewell speech 3/22/18
youtu.be/d98bTUZHsWQ
>DepSoS Sullivan on Humanitarian Assistance 3/22/18
youtu.be/eBZu_IvhPrk
>WH Press Brief (Sarah/OMBDir Mulvaney/DirLegAffairs Short) 3/22/18
youtu.be/Hjr7bAKGfSQ
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/22/18
youtu.be/V5qNiZVWPAQ
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Election Security 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442759-1/
>FDADir Gotlieb on Opioid Epidemic 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442888-1/
>VASec Shulkin @VA Budget Hearing 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442887-1/

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ATTENTION: OP IS STEPPING OUT

PLEASE HAVE A NEW BAKER READY BY 290!

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M A G A

>she

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BOMB BOMB BOMB IRAN

You have much to learn young padawan

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I can bake a few.

>started coughing up phlegm
its been nice knowing you guys

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TICK TOCK

Thanks for baking!

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Motherfucking BOLTON? Really? Jesus H.

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AWHHH
I AM GRATEFUL TUCKER TOO

PASTA LEAF IS NOT A REAL PERSON.

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See you on the other side brother

I'm too old to begin the training.

i dont think they are very fair to driverless cars here
a normal driver wouldnt have responded fast enough
also
>she

Behead all leftists.

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>human operator

Time for the autist

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>Hannity comes on
>close the stream

What we watching now bros?

Do you have the YAMEROOOOOO one? I keep missing it and Gramps won't rewind

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why?

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CNN is running a segment where a Playboy playmate is saying how she is attracted to Trump and had sex with him. Trump tried to gift her money in return, but she declined because she only wanted the sex.
Trump is a Chad confirmed.

Checked and thanks, brother

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>Hannity raping the Zuck

That's a "stick propping open a cardboard box"-tier trap.

CALM THE FUCK DOWN, HANNITY...JESUS

honestly,the lady crossing the street was fucking retarded...anyone would have hit her,driverless or otherwise

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For statehood I think you just need 10k people, a constitution, and oil. FYI.

F

This is why he can't sleep. He never shuts down.

Is Anderson Cooper really interviewing some random whore?

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Wait if leftists are big on self-driving cars what if they're programmed to hit whites?

Kodomo no Jikan

wat

The same reason Catalonia isn't a real country.

>tfw empty John Bolton folder
Rare Bolton thread when?

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>Karen McDougal says she's a Republican "and I voted for Donald."
>Karen McDougal says she's a Republican "and I voted for Donald."


AAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Sure, but it shows that the performance of driverless cars is currently not much above human level, thus negating a lot of its proposed benefits.

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it will be soon

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>cross the street at night
>don't look for headlights
>get hit
>people blame the car

I hate driverless cars because of the privacy concerns and ability to kill whoever because a thorn in the side of the elites and claim "oops software error ;D"

But come on now. That lady crossing the street with the bike crossed at #1) not a cross walk
#2) slowly
#3) you can see car headlights at night
#4) She didn't even turn her head towards the car before being hit.

What was this? Some blind, deaf old lady taking baby steps to cross the street?

The one where he's panicking as the car hits

That's called a negotiation.

>With those digits, how can I?!

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as if we didn't know

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i'm on wellfare.

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I might be back in time, just be ready to take over, thanks!

All good roosya, any chance you'll do an AWOO edit for this?

all good

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nothing new

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OH, SHIT

U1 GUY ABOUT TO GET TWO SHOTS TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD.

DRAIN SWAMP!!!


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Just watchin' the world burn.

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When?

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Hannity actually has a real exclusive tonight! He has the U1 informant!

TRUMP WINS AGAIN BABY
LITERALLY MAKES WOMEN INTO REPUBLICANS WITH HIS DICK

Trump is a real nigga 100%

soon

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>And they think this damages Trump

they even zoomed in lel

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Fun fact, half the IRS building ground floor is the Trump international ballroom.

Also, gas yourself you fucking leaf.

What's that, some type of Assault Rifle XV attachment?
smdh tbqh

>Go to Aldis
>Buy Lobster

So is our military

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Friday.

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Is Fox News really funded by the state?

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Nobody cares about that shit anymore

I've seen this hannity episode too many times

It's the one that's on every single night

>Mr. Bolton — a featured commentator on Fox News since 2007, after his term as ambassador to the United Nations — is the third TV personality in the past eight days to join Mr. Trump’s it-came-from-the-small-screen White House team.

>The coterie of TV figures in the White House has fueled rumors that others may soon follow. On Thursday, there was speculation that Eric Bolling, a former Fox News host, might want to work for the president.

>Mr. Bolling, who received a warm reception at last month’s Conservative Political Action Conference, acknowledged the rumors with a tweet that, to some eyes, doubled as a job application.

>“I’d work for a single US $1 to help drain the swamp, plug the leaks, build the wall with Pesos, lower taxes, build infrastructure, protect #2A and save some parents from the scourge of opioids,” Mr. Bolling wrote. “But that would mean working directly with POTUS, not near him.”

>Reached by phone on Thursday evening, Mr. Bolling laughed — but declined to elaborate.

>“My tweet,” he said, slyly, “speaks for itself.”

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nice

Danke

Assuming every single one voted, that’s still 1.7 MILLION MORE votes for Hillary. *sips coffee*

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Started documenting Trump’s accomplishments a few months ago as an autistic hobby. Tonight the pastebin hit 75,000 views! Glad that my work can reach so many people. Hope you find it useful!

Trump Accomplishments - pastebin.com/BcSAGmDf
Trump MAJOR Accomplishments (Year 1) - pastebin.com/EWs6jTa6

>South Korean media are reporting that the 3 Americans detained in North Korea will soon be released (archive.is/zxxpA)
>Kim Jong-un has committed to denuclearization, says South Korea (archive.is/QFksF)
>California city votes to defy “sanctuary state” law, obey constitution (archive.is/lgyWA)
>Mississippi becomes first state to ban abortion past 15 weeks of pregnancy (archive.is/qa8VH)
>STUDY: Trump tariffs may add 19k steel and aluminum jobs (archive.is/5sovs)
>Michigan illegal immigrant arrests, deportations soar under Trump (archive.is/vwVMN)
>Illegal immigrants, who dodged California ICE raid after Dem mayor’s tipoff, re-arrested for new crimes (archive.is/PEd4k)
>Fed raises rates, signals confidence in strengthening economy (archive.is/yfePq)
>Trump orders $50 billion tariff hit on Chinese goods (archive.is/S495l)

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PROUD TO BR A SHITHOLDER

get in while you can rare boltons are about to go through the roof

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No worries.

this desu

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no

Powerful.

Sell me on John Bolton, /ptg/. I'm just not buying this globalist cunt at facve value. Sweet shit.

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W-what are you up to?

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wait, so they admit hes right?

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If you think the Industrial Revolution was a disaster for humanity wait until the Automation Revolution.

same. It's like sean just takes Sup Forums puts it through a (remove comments about kikes) filter and spoonfeeds boomers

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The one where he plays 30 minutes of Liberal talking points from the news day?

STORMY

Good jawb m8

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>not counting the dead

>resetera memes

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