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I secretly wish I was Danish.

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I don't hate niggers nearly as much as I hate Mexicans and other hispanics.

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When my cousin in Finland and I send messages, she signs them "YLFCD" and I head my messages to her as, "MLFCD."

It means "Your (My) Little Finnish Cum Dumpster."

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I secretly wish I had a Danish

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Jay won. I really want to delete my channel and leave the internet forever.
t. JF

It's perfectly legal there.

I'm not actually a National Socialist.

blasphemy

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JF NO! He may have a great argument for an existential truth, but he has not a damn proof one of God. Talk to Sri Dharma Pravartaka Acharya.

I secretly wish I was a Great Dane

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But I cant define, what you say, universal truth?

me neither but what else is there?

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I secretly wish I wasn’t William Shatner

Civil War 2 WHEN?!?!

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I dated a French socialist for a while. It was the best sex of my life, and she wanted to get married and have my children. I dumped her and got a right-wing trad Cath gf who wants to get married but is lousy in bed and can’t have children. I confess that I sometimes wish I had stayed with the socialist.

we know about the wig
the jig is up shat

Why not. They desended from the Vikings and their woman are hot
/green text Tfw you don't have viking qt gf

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>can't have children
time to move on user. sorry.

I want bosnia to cease existing

I secretly wish I had a lobster roll from Maine.

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that gif was too fast
the shat is too old for that speed

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Q2 2020.

I want to be a shegetz

We all know its you, Bill. We just don't care.

That makes me feel that thing I don’t want to feel.

I’m not that old

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unless there is some other way i think it's the sad truth.

That looks like a little Finnish cum dumpster.

Literally who

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I wish I weren't born in the americas.
This hell has no identity, no anything.

I don’t even secretly wish I was danish. I just openly wish I was danish or Norwegian. Come on, snow niggers: I’d fit in. 6’4” (think that’s like 190 cm) blond hair blue eyes. I just want a culture that isn’t based gratifying the most base human instincts.

I hate my family

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Even though I support family values, I'm a degenerate fornicator.

My sister's husband thinks their child looks like kid pictures of me because "Nords have very dominate genes."

If you hold up one finger then another finger, you're holding up two fingers, you can say that in French, or you can say that theoretically one could equal two - in order to reach a new pragmatic conclusion - however the spirit of 1 and 1 being 2 remains. I+I=II. That doesn't mean that Jesus died for your fucking sins. It means natural law exists. Debate a Theist from a Dharmic tradition and stop giving credence to (((Abrahamists))).

I was a Seychelles callboy

Denmark is indeed cozy

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well you're European genetically so you might even be Danish.

Correction: South Amerca

gas yourself

Goddamn spics. Went to Home Depot today and realized my truck could jump the curb and take a couple of them out. Pleasant daydream.

The reason why I confess that is because I was dating a Dane for a while. She was great but a huge lefty. She told me everyone would have thought I was Danish if we went there and I would be embarrassed because they would speak Danish to me.

Pol, I have to confess.

I am coalburner. The only women I like are negress, jewes, tatars, Caucasus, and arabs. I go crazy if I see some sexy non white girl.

I was married twice. I have 3 children from different women. I cheat with my salary to pay less alimony.

Dugin impress me a lot.

I feel for you, user. Why are the lefties so attractive?

I hate Denmark and the danes and the only thing that really makes my happy is the thought of going to America.
At least in the U.S I can carry a gun. Denmark is fundamentally a completely honorless society. The amount of money people will take from me so I can pay for their education without them feeling even the slightest obligation to tell the truth is staggering. I find myself thinking it is easier to go to the U.S to remove women's suffrage then it is the get danish men to do it.

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I am moving to Ireland to get away from diversity.

Probably not as good as a lobster roll though.

the pros out weighed the cons. We fought all the time. I came to a realization I didn't want her raising my kids. Oh well.
k lets trade identities. Have you seen Face Off?
Ireland 2040. Don't bother.

>coalburner
>likes fucking women darker than paper bag
>women
Don't you mean oildriller?

Doesn't matter. It's my ancestral home. America is gone now for good..

I killed a cat with a brick when I was 8

I shorted bitcoin.

>tfw i am half spic half jew
>tfw I find redheads the most attractive
finally got that off my chest

I feel this way too. Marrying a foreigner is top on my list desu. Keep options open for future relocation.
nigga fuck you

>k lets trade identities. Have you seen Face Off?
I have. And by all means, come to Denmark, no one is stopping you. Just remember, in the most positive survey 4% of the danes would have voted for Trump. In other surveys even less. They think not electing Hillary Clinton was the dumbest thing ever . You will not have free speech. You will not be allowed to defend yourself as they flood the country with savages. You will not be allowed to enjoy the fruits of your own labor.

>Doesn't matter. It's my ancestral home.
Pic Related.

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no, you are about 24

larp

you could always make a wig joke

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I never actually got digits

i thought Jutland was based, was that 4% everywhere except Copenhagen and Aarhus?

>, was that 4% everywhere
Yes. That is how the average dane feels. I've seen danish men complaining about muslims in Denmark and still calling Trump a racist madman that resembles something from the 1930's because he said there was a problem with immigration in the U.S.

cant you guys do both?
not like trump and kick out the muzzies
do the normie not understand this as a possibility

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The danes can vote for bigger welfare state and that is about it.

I like living in Denmark and don't want to live in the US. The thing that pisses me off the most about women here is that they expect to be married at 25, but are massive sluts.

You know nothing dane.
Come, come to East saint Louis or south side Chicago for the gangs and thugs. Please, come. Come to East LA. and see the fifthly streets, the poverty, the homelessness.
Then if you want true whiteness, just go out to the boonies.....what will you see? Meth and Heroin overdose...broken families....people literally believing in the absolute truth of the bible.

Were fucked both ways, you silly dane. In 20 years America will be majority brown. Thats fine, fuck it.
But for me, my family we are lower-middle class. I am first of my family getting a salary position, and I am just making it.
Don't come here. Because here is not a place, its an idea, and a flawed one. Some older Europeans told me about how they were taught about why White Europeans moved to America. Ya'll want know why? Because they were the slime and bottom rugs of european society. The drunks, the crazy, the poor, the criminals. It worked tho, we got the white ethnostate after killing off the natives and importing aficans to do our work. We eventually got close, but all of that is now for nothing. Our country was founded on some terrible shit, and there isn't a future here for blue eyed white folk anymore. This is why I am leaving. I don't care if you call me a coward. Fuck it.
As for you wanting to leave Denmark because of muh freedom. Your a fool. Don't come to brazil 2.0, don't give up your ethnic homeland.

I sometimes forget this board is satire

i’m an iranian who belongs to haplogroups h2a and j2 and i’m really insecure over whether i’m persian or not

this desu

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I want to dress up as an SS officer and step on a jew girl’s face while dropping all the redpills I’ve learned. Maybe just long term RP with the theme, or just turn her on her people, want to support a vixen white girl to cuckquean her for children. Double since jews are matriarchal, corrupting the blood and cultural line in passion.

>As for you wanting to leave Denmark because of muh freedom
Muh freedom and honor. Go fuck yourself.

I occasionally make my girlfriend put on a diaper under her skirt and we go out on a date and I make her soil the diaper and then I change her in the bathroom or in the back of my car. Gets me so fucking rock hard. Then I usually have her blow me in the car or somewhere public but secluded. This degeneracy gets me off 3x harder then just fucking her. At least I don't look at jew porn...

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I'd also like to comment on that you "Can't carry a gun in DK." Well why would you need to? In the US it makes sense. We are overrun with nogs and spics. You really feel the need to whip out a Glock when you're going to get your glaskartoffeln?

That's a shitty fetish, dude.

>German-Americans

>Well why would you need to?

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By "soil" its usually just pee, but she did poopoo a few times.

Yes I do. Sorry for it.

okay dane, do it. Come here. But only to South side Chicago or Baltimore. In the worst part.
you won't though, your life is too comfy there and you know it.
Just live there for a year, and make sure you live in a shitty area. Then you will understand. Then you will understand our plight.
Muh white nationalism is garbage. I hope the native Americans get this land back.

danish people have great bodies but shit brains

I'm from a race of dolphin like creatures that lives among humans and observes your movements for the Illuminated masters of the world.

Redpilling normalfags is a waste of time

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True. I also forgot how much I fucking hate traditional forums.
>page 3082
jesus

I LARP in real life and pretend to be of a different ethnic background and attend meetings and social functions for organizations of said ethnicity. I've pretended to be Slovenian, Hungarian, Polish, Austrian from the Burgenland (yes, they have their own organizations and a beauty pageant, too) and some more I'm forgetting at the moment.

I don't know why I do this. I end up becoming so close to these people. They introduce me to their daughters and invite me to their homes for dinner and conversation. I then have to break it off and make up some excuse for never showing up anymore lest I blow my cover.

I think it has something to do with feeling "accepted" by a group of strangers since it's a feeling that I've never come close to feeling in any sort of natural way. It makes my heart melt to hear some man at insert-nationality-here cultural center say "He's a good Slovene boy, I want him to meet insert-daughter's-name-here."

I guess it's because LARPing comes easy to me and the quickest way to get someone to like you is by belonging to their ethnic group and that combined with my loneliness is what lead to this serial-fraudster shit I've been pulling for the last 13 years.

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ha

t. Rachel Dolezall
Trans-racial.

be glad you are not

shithole

i cringe every time someone thinks denmark is some utopia

seriously go fuck yourself, i lived in a ghetto full of sandniggers most of my years growing up, going to a ghetto school.

this place is A SHITHOLE, everyone is just stupid narcicistic assholes.
Also the government takes almost half of your income

I don't think denmark is a fucking utopia. But it is your ethnic homeland, is it not?

So what if it is? ask me if i give a fuck about my ethnic homeland when everyone here is an apathetic flat-lined narcicistic robot who doesnt give to shits about "ethnic homeland" in favor of "muh unity"

fuck you
im mad

>But only to South side Chicago or Baltimore. In the worst part.
That makes no sense. The U.S is huge, why would I go to the absolute worst parts Northwestern General sounds pretty good.

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It's worse here.

shut the fuck up your delusional piece of shit, never set foot in my ethnic homeland you raggedy ass dirtbag, we have enough issues.

I've seen correctional guards be racist and humiliate black and Hispanic boys.

i miss my famwee.

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I don't hate all niggers

i was planning on visiting next year. try and stop me faggot

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Sounds interesting. Tell me more.