WELCOME TO BRAZIL, I'M THE DEVIL, YOUR GUIDE!

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WELCOME TO BRAZIL, I'M THE DEVIL, YOUR GUIDE!

>a fucking corpse in a balloon

Rio de Janigger is far worse tthan walking dead

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>mfw my country has RJ and northeast african states

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Rio de JaCongo still beautiful.

Must be a doll or something, if it were a real person it would all over the news.

Come to Rio, enjoy the linguiça

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why are most brazil posters so self hating? brazil is a nice country and one of our best allies. Don't be so hard on yourselves, you have a beautiful country with good people.

God I hate white "people"

> with good people.

You fucking insane, brother. Is the true nature of a brazilian to hate each other.

I know half of the world by travels of my job, I never see people hate each other like brazilians do.

t. la creatura

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Just nuke us already.

JUST FUCKING DO IT!

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how can a country with over 200 million people be so insignificant? Like I think I own 1 product that was made in Brazil, a metal file from Nicholson when the factory got moved from Mexico to Brazil for even cheaper labor.
Only think you ever hear about the country is murder rates and drugs.

How festive

Thats how I'd choose to go if I could

> cheaper labor
>in Brazil

HAHAHHAHAA my creatura, is SO fucking expensive to have a emploey here. You need to pay almost 3 times his salary to gov tax. Illegal jobs here are fucking forbiden.

>cheaper labor
hahahahahahahaha that was fun

they have made some pretty good movies and export shitty regional jets/airliners, but outside of that they produce little for the world

>Brazil calling anyone "creatura".

Heh.

Really gets my dick hard when Brazilbongs call someone creatura.

we monkeys, pure monkeys... amerifucks 56%

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wow neat

neat!

UMA

DELÍCIA

>cheaper labor

that would be good..

Social democrat trotskists, niggers and (barely-nonliteral) white slavery. We live to serve monkeys and leftist public employees.

>shitty regional jets/airliners

Embraers are quite nice. Well at least the 170 and 175.