Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace...

Australia is not real. It's a hoax, made for us to believe that Britain moved over their criminals to someplace. In reality, all these criminals were loaded off the ships into the waters, drowning before they could see land ever again. It's a coverup for one of the greatest mass murders in history, made by one of the most prominent empires.

Australia does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Australian friends? They're all actors and computer generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.

If you think you've ever been to Australia, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to islands close nearby - or in some cases, parts of South America, where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Australians.

Australia is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Australian" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism, MDMA and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people was said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land.

Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world - Australia is not real. It's a codeword for the cold blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not, accept this.

Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that Australia does not exist.

#AustraliaisNOTreal

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ok ill get right on that

Surely not

I want those warm untanned fannies sitting on and smothering my face

fuck you chink

thanks i'll remember

i really just wanna lay around with these girls

Really makes your almonds go hmmmm

We defeated their Cricket team, their tears were real so I guess Australia is real.

shut it down

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Full!

More like the island is real but it's actually emu island and english prisoners were sent to their deaths by marching them into war with emus.

Atleast people know about Israel occupying Palestine no body says anything about the emus using my wife and daughter every day of the week.

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Ball was smudged with poo therefore too slippery.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australia_Test_cricket_records_against_India#Team_wins,_losses,_ties,_and_draws

we dominate you 3rd world street shitters on the pitch and on the chan

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tldr post more tits

can't argue with that really

This pasta is delicious

I'll be back soon to fuck more of your women, the accent makes them wet

No bellybutton?

I suppose you believe in Alternative 3, too.

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Says England. If you had the first clue about any fucking thing we wouldn’t be in this situation in the first place. Do us all a favor and get a grip for once. Or keep shilling for utter insanity, and destruction. Want to guess your probability?

With Bolton as your new NatSec, you'll all be dead in a month. Have fun with that

>"Australia" was the original helicopter ride
Good one

what about kangaroos? idiot it has to be real

lol what

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You wish. You don’t have shit, and you never did. Stay delusional my friend.

That makes no sense... are you a bot?

No, he's right actually. I'm an actor and Australia doesn't actually exist... if it did it wouldn't matter anyway because we're full

Just out of curiosity, when your new National Security Advisor has you guys choking on Russian plutonium for starting the wrong war, do you reckon it will make a pretty sunset? Got an esky full of VB and a deckchair ready to go...

true story

>Russian plutonium
fake news

Daily reminder that there is no Northern Hemisphere, the earth is an inverted dome

Finally someone that agrees with me!

Even if my country is fake, it's still better than bongland

Next time be funny.

mhmm not bad

although they picked a pretty shitty spot to sit because it looks like thay're on a rock

and what's with all that erosion and loose vegetation to the sides

and the girl(?) on the right is sitting on a bath towel

and got to love their shopping bag and Shapes box to the side, obviously positioned to keep away from the thicker girl on the left

and that mosqito bite scab on the right's leg is pretty gross