/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MELANIA! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI
>AG Sessions Speaks to US Attorney's Office in Tallahassee, FL
youtu.be/TgYENPI977Y
>USTradeRep Lighthizer @Senate on Tariffs 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442748-1/
>CommSec Wilburine @House on Tariffs 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442838-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson @Senate on budget 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442747-1/
>HHSSec Azar/KAC @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/U8ofYxhe-u8
>FormerSoS T-Rex Farewell speech 3/22/18
youtu.be/d98bTUZHsWQ
>DepSoS Sullivan on Humanitarian Assistance 3/22/18
youtu.be/eBZu_IvhPrk
>WH Press Brief (Sarah/OMBDir Mulvaney/DirLegAffairs Short) 3/22/18
youtu.be/Hjr7bAKGfSQ
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/22/18
youtu.be/V5qNiZVWPAQ
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Election Security 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442759-1/
>FDADir Gotlieb on Opioid Epidemic 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442888-1/
>VASec Shulkin @VA Budget Hearing 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442887-1/

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REAL LEWD HOURS CONTINUE

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Why don't you make a real one instead

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THIS. IS. RICH.

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Are you prepared for world war 3 /ptg/? I get the virtue of surviving thanks to my geographic location

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youtube.com/watch?v=NHIp9SWJ_F0

when Bolton did this he secured his future

MAKE APPLES GREAT AGAIN

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ZOG EMPEROR TRUMP

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Look it's a Chinese shill in the wild

Anyone got a link to the new FLCL trailer that's not the fucking dub Adult Swim one?

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Who do I have to fuck for a decent pizza party around here

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>he doesn't why I can't make 100% white babies

post quick shills so I can filter

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Another picture of Coon-apple Crusher Cutie

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Marlon Rando

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I love you all very much and I missed you a lot

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didn't know if anyone saw this or not but WikiLeaks has 811 files on john bolton

Reminder Rick Wilson doesn't poo in the loo.

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me too because nobody dare strike Texas

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Randlets btfo

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It’s time

Ah, part yeti. One of my friends had that.

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Anime made reality real!

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GIRLFRIEND I NEED IT NOW PLS

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Its easy to spot him at this point.

fuck off faggot

Too busy with work today to collect fresh lewds, but I don't think I got around to posting this thiccfu last night

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>rand paul opposes israel
>"rand paul sucks!"

t. kike

not sure if want

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Gonna dump a little from my Sup Forums mining

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Back from shoah means I can holopost again!

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Trumo is by far the more apt comparison to Brando.

>boomer memes
GUYS TURN ON FOX HOLY SHIT

>not sure if want

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G A I N I N G

P O W E R

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Was it emma?

>ha, look at all these women, this is NASA!
Those are mostly college students and faculty, you fuck. Maybe literally half a dozen of those women are actual NASA engineers, rather than uni contractors/graduate slaves. NASA has always had at least a few women, even back when they were pioneers in space travel.

>wall guaranteed never to get funded!
>unless it gets funded
Lel nigger, stop backtracking. "Never" is an absolute, and it's the exact wording you used.

>thinking white-niggers won't find upper-class dealers importing from Eurasia
Protip: they will. It doesn't matter if it breaks them financially or physically; they'll keep using opioids without outside help, unless you cut off literally every possible source of drugs. This is the addictive power of opioids.

>read it yourself
I did read it, nigger. I recall no explicit prohibitions against the wall or against arming teacher's. Seeing how bills tend to say who CAN use funds as opposed to who CAN'T, since enumerating the latter is much more tedious than the former, burden of proof's on you, since there's serious doubt that they would enumerate exactly how funds cannot be used. Page numbers or GTFO.

>infrastructure still a waste of money
...but it's still a campaign promise; might as well, since we gotta put money into infrastructure eventually. Plus, if a well-maintained machine lasts longer, then a little extra money now saves us money in the long run.

tldr; sauce, or you're a blackpilling fuck off thanks.

>Hillary is a legitimate cuckold

OH NO NO NO NO

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BREAKING: 1.3 TRILLION OMNIBUS BILL HAS PASSED

AMONG MANY LAWS THAT WAS PASSED IN THE BILL

FIXNICS GUN CONTROL LEGISLATION
STOPSCHOOLSAFETY ARMING TEACHERS LEGISLATION

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Welcome back

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BASED ZOG EMPEROR!

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Who ready for a trade war Boyz?

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yeah I got way WAY tired of that shit before I got a VPN. Just getting banned for pretty much nothing.
If it was a warning, or maybe a 1 hour ban, I would just take it on the jaw and cut it out. But 3 day ban from some janny being a retard, blocking me, that sends a ban request for some half-eye closed fat slob of a mod to rubber stamp which turns into a ban? Yea they can go fuck themselves and eventually I found a way to get around it.

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RAND USE YOUR MANLET POWERS NOW

HUBBELL TELESCOPED CLINTON

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>in the trs alternate reality boomers watch anime, play 2hu, and post lewd doujins online

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bretty hot

>China is going to be ripping us off even harder now.
Give me one legitimate reason we shouldn't start WW3 right now by dropping nuclear bombs on their capitals.

where are these pic cumming from?

just recently watched spice and wolf for the first time and now i'm unironically addicted to snacking on apples

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I’m detecting a little sarcasm.

>anime is now boomer memes
W-what the fuck did I miss while I was at work?

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mfw thats bretty gud

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youtube.com/watch?v=qPO62VmyKNU
nip trailer for those who missed it a few days ago

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how about now?

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u cheeky bastard :3

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>Fix Nix
>Have car ticket
>Can't buy gun

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Hello have an awoo

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kek yeah I didn't even know that was a thing, I looked through the rules and it made no mention of copyrights.
thanks china

>he falls for the red apple jew
GREEN OR NOTHING, SCHLOMO.

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Baste senate

she looks reptilian

Bless Bolton

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>he doesn’t eat Opals

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>t. sheepfucker
red delicious or just fucking kill yourself

>boomers like anime

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Yeah I found it seconds after hitting enter on my post. Looks promising. I don't think they'll drop the ball as hard as the new Kino did.
>these PS2 graphics are good enough, right?

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AWOO~

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what did he meme by this?

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Bolton is for sure /ourguy/!

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only kikes and niggers fall for (((red apples)))

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>there are people ITT that werent around for his 1st and 2nd teleprompter speeches

we all watched the 2st one with great restraint

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Here it comes, v the next autist tidal wave of photoshopped mustaches

gonna need that sauce and maybe a preview

This guy gets it.

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We’ve been there before, in the crash of the dot-com bubble of 2000, when we believed that downloading pop music and porn would drive the economy of the future.
We’ve done it again: We made another tech bubble on the premise that Americans would write the apps and Asians would make the hardware, and the miracle of connectivity would bring the world together in Mark Zuckerberg’s utopian vision. Internet community and Artificial Intelligence were the two blasts of hot air that inflated the bubble.
>Social media as a substitute for actual human interaction and computation as a substitute for human thought were going to waft us into the future.
This week’s double crash of these delusions was the sort of irony that makes one intimate the hand of God in human history.
Americans woke up one day in early 2000 and realized that salacious entertainment could not support equity market valuations indefinitely. Now Americans have discovered that cars won’t drive themselves like magic and that theFacebookfishbowl is not a substitute for ordinary human interaction, but rather a vast commercial experiment in profiling their behavior.

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>the president writes legislation

Either long tiresome hours of hunting through many many many search engines, until I can find an obscure suluwezian coffee grinder site that has them. Or I'm just ripping instagrams

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ONE JOB

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Embarrassing

>eating granny smith apples

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Good this thread needs it.

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FITEMEFITEMEFITEME

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GUARD THE MILKERS AT ALL COSTS

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Who ready to win our first war?

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How are you rationalizing this spending bill, /ptg/? What delusion have you come up with this time?

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>that mag
is that a 5 rounder? jesus