YOU TALK LIKE A FAGGOT

You millennials prove you're retarded every time you express ideas
You use ineffective and effeminate language unconsciously to not offend or be challenged.
In short, whenever you speak its bullshit and no one understands you
Eliminate the following phrases and you may not be such a fucking faggot
> basically
> unironically
> literally
> totally
> honestly
> absolutely
> pretty much
> it's like I said... (when you haven't first stated your premise)
> optics
>Actually
>Kinda
>Kind of
>I guess
>I mean
>I don't know, it's just that...
>problematic
>troubling
>saddened
>concerning
>Make no mistake
>let me be clear

These phrases are more about posturing and manipulation than communicating truthfully
Everyone spends so much time with a snarky detached edgelord postmodern too cool for the room irony is considered default. Stop being ironic faggots, be sincere in your word queers

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to ensure the first response isn't a butt hurt millennial .....

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yeah there's a quite a few on your list i'd agree with, but can we get back to naming your band?

>memeflag
>get back to naming your band?
>Anal Eggplant
already signed by Jewstar Records

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I don't disagree at all, but gee golly gosh, but you boomer farts have no room to talk.

Also, I'd like to kill AAVE long before any of these phrases.

Basically and unironically it's literally and totally honestly just absolutely pretty much like I said cunt.
I guess I actually kinda would kind of prefer for OP to go fuck himself.
I mean I don't know, it's just that problematic and troubling that he is such a faggot.
We are all saddened by how concerning it is that he is so completely fucking gay, but make no mistake, in fact let me be clear, your mom will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this thread.

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You probably sound like an aspie

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On the one hand you are right. On the other hand you might just be too dumb and lazy for more complex linguistic constructs. It can't be determined which one is true right now.
It's not the fault of the phrases themselved, it's way how people use them and bind them together to, as you already illustrated, wear a social spacesuit.

>be sincere
you won't fool me, dfw

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so basically i am saying this unironically that you literately totally are Hitler i mean honestly you are Hitler and pretty much you are absolutely retarded look at the facts you fucking retard its like i said look at the optics and you actually may become human kinda

i guess you might be a nice user i mean i dont know its just that you are problematic and what you say is troubling and i am saddened by your self i find i concerning ,Make no mistake i am not on your side LET ME BE MOTHERFUCKING CLEAR.....

whew

literally (make Rick & Morty reference)

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>It's not the fault of the phrases themselved, it's way how people use them and bind them together to,
no
shit

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>truthfully
what did op mean by this

Woah.....???

Is DFW a meme now????
(big if true)

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you forgot a big one... "essentially".. this one is super faggy tbqh

>now
:DDD

I don't understand language there for it is stupid

>you forgot a big one... "essentially".. this one is super faggy tbqh

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>I use words others use inappropriately. i iz smert

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> absolutely
>Make no mistake
>let me be clear

explain why these are soy, faggot

Do not overlook this quality post!

>explain why these are soy, faggot
for exactly the reasons pointed in the OP
> you use them compulsively, even where their meaning is not required
> you pepper your sentences with these superfluous qualifiers that add nothing to your statement

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This is the only post of value to be replied to itt anyway.

This shitty 80s movie ruined the American lexicon

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I agree entirely, OP. It annoys the fuck out of me. Also the "Valley-girl" upspeak and vocal-fry.

>"It's like...literally problematic???"

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>THAT BEING SAID is up there too. Faggots

What about "kino"?

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Does anyone outside of Sup Forums
repeat that shit?

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i basically just want to give this post a )you(

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I don't visit other boards so yes.