HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING IN FRANCE

HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPENING IN FRANCE

HOSTAGE SITUATION IN SUPERMARKET
TWO GUNMEN
COPS SHOT
ATTACKERS SAY THEYRE WITH ISIS

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nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-could-face-prison-after-simulating-sex-act-with-jesus-statue/
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/348857-woman-arrested-for-laughing-in-sessions-hearing-heading-back-to
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nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/NJ-Girl-Charged-Over-Racist-Tweet-189424821.html
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dailywire.com/news/5338/catholic-college-employee-investigated-police-amanda-prestigiacomo
foxnews.com/world/2018/03/23/gunman-holds-hostages-in-french-supermarket-claims-allegiance-to-isis-1-dead-reports-say.html
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In other words, friday?

>British flag
>Posts image in Arabic

Just a normal day for you huh?

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my dad fucks me while i sleep

Based

sleep on the couch while mom is still awake, don't sleep at night.

Lissen bruv we ain't puddin up with ishamlapoba round here gov, that a crinimal o fense.

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lmfao

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confrimed on bbc news, is ISIS hostage situation. second incident of shots fired at car.

Fpbp

What's Tay's 23 DNA?

my sides

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Religion of peace strikes again!!

finally.
Who's /comfy/ here?

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why do they have guns? surely that's illegal.

I am, best day for a happening is Friday, just finished my uni lectures

Fucking FINALLY
I was getting really bored

>be american
>say "fuck"
>go to jail
alternet.org/civil-liberties/cursing-out-police-perfectly-legal-cops-routinely-arrest-people-it

>be american
>send a tweet
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/03/17/us/twitter-journalist-strobe-epilepsy/index.html

>be american
>mock Jesus
>go to jail
nypost.com/2014/09/12/teen-could-face-prison-after-simulating-sex-act-with-jesus-statue/

>be american
>laugh
>go to jail
thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/348857-woman-arrested-for-laughing-in-sessions-hearing-heading-back-to

>be american
>be upset after your dad has a heart attack
>go to jail
reddit.com/r/videos/comments/4cn426/17_year_old_calls_911_to_help_dying_father_gets/

>be american
>send a text
>go to jail
edition.cnn.com/2017/08/03/us/michelle-carter-texting-suicide-sentencing/index.html

>be american
>tweet the word "nigger"
>go to jail
nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/NJ-Girl-Charged-Over-Racist-Tweet-189424821.html

>be american
>throw bacon at Muslims
>go to jail for 15 years
independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/muslim-hate-crime-bacon-mosque-man-jailed-15-years-michael-wolfe-florida-a8098926.html

>be american
>write a poem about the Muslim negro that rules America
>go to jail
seattletimes.com/nation-world/man-gets-33-months-for-threatening-obama-in-poem/

>be american
>say there are only two genders
>go to jail
dailywire.com/news/5338/catholic-college-employee-investigated-police-amanda-prestigiacomo

Every bad idea the UK has implemented has originated in the good old US of A.

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Francies don't disappoint us

Un l'average day in France.

Taking bets for number of infidel casualties now. Gonna say three.

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How big is this place?.

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i can see that burn from here

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>every relevant Euro election finished
>happenings again.
Pottery.

haha its the frogs turn for some diversity lmaooo aux armes citoyens am i right frogs?

Doing well,

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It's almost like false flags are always implemented when they suit (((((them))))) the best

No sources no nothing, bugger off nigel.

Based Pavel

pls translate i dont speak french

Not him but it was on the news here mate

It's not a happening when it happens everyday.

*yawn* oh, is it summer in Europe already?
I've found that leading up to summer, summer and just after summer makes muzzies in Europe chimp out. Also, during Ram-dama-ding-dong.
Any theories to why? Is it because more European girls show skin?

Exactly. Nothing better than a Friday happening. I've got the whole day off.
I hope they make my time worthwhile.
It's been so long since we had a really comfy happening.

Depends, some are bigger than others. But bigger than any supermarket in the netherlands.

I'm at work, but you can't beat having one eye on an incognito window full of HABBNIN on a fucking friday

foxnews.com/world/2018/03/23/gunman-holds-hostages-in-french-supermarket-claims-allegiance-to-isis-1-dead-reports-say.html

no link yet?

OI we tracin yu as we seek bruv, we a diverce bits love mooslims, or face clink

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bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-43512791?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

only two months til ramadam brother. get your coffee and blankets

brownskins cant handle the cold, and it's been fucking arctic across europe this winter

they're back with a vengeance now that the thaw is complete

Fake news

Yeah there is always more terrorist attacks through the summer, Britain is in fro a ride this year.

Kek

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Ouch.

Did Nutella go on sale again?

>There are 773 Super U stores, which account for a total of 1,355,004 square metres of retail space (at an average of 2,016 square metres per store).
2.000 square metres... it's like 40x50.

It's average sized, Muslims being Muslims.

2 people lying on the floor in the supermarket

you've had to twist almost every single one of these to make them seem as bad as your police state, but most of them are crimes other than the ones you stated (harassment, court disruption, death threats), or are dismissed. I don't have to make up shit about your country, a guy just got sent to prison for teaching his dog to heil Hitler

>American Nationalism

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France truly is an extension of Africa

[Random African Gibberish]

That is, the company has different brands and "Super U" brand stands for medium-sized malls.

"Hyper U" are huge ones, "U express" are small ones.

bbc

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>52%

them nutella prices are to die for desu tho senpai

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This is how liberals will react to this event:

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>Reports at the scene suggest Samuele Hyde is the chief suspect's name

State of England

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Why are no UK news channels covering it?

Where is my rolling news?

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[Muffled Arabic Screeching]

Oh dang

is it still 2014? step up your memeposting lad.

t. Mahmoud
At least America isn't 10% Muslim like your shithole

Hmm, considering how many people are in a super makret at this time, i am gunna say around 5

>This is how liberals will react to this event:

Not really, this is not big enough to get pretty much any attention at this point. At least +50 people would need to die to get any reaction. People will just brush it off as a another peaceful attack

Nah, this won't even make the headlines tomorrow.

This, about time, I thought ISIS had given up on us. Thread theme:

youtube.com/watch?v=Cp6COxHpJsE

2 DEAD

2 DEAD

2 DEAD

live on bbc 2 now what you on about

Make terrorists wear clear backpacks!

yeah but we probably have more niggers

*2 VICTIMS

*2 VICTIMS

*2 VICTIMS

Stop going to sleep you little slut.

literally nothing unless its 10 dead or more

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8 hostages. 2 victims but clarified "not dead" possiby 1 confirmed dead. separate incident people shot from car at jogging police officers. possibly warm up attack

The guy shot on a group of policemen with multiple guns, wounding one, before barricading himself in a supermarket, holding people hostage.
He claims he's with ISIS... if the police makes mistakes, this might not be a minor happening.
I'll try posting live updates.

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And they say we are africans...

Can i get a source you faggots?

AAAAH SACRE BLEAU!!! LE FRANCE EST FINE......

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I'd take 10% more niggers over 10% more mudslimes, at least niggers mostly only kill other niggers

This, could have done way more with their guns if they did not take hostages

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>State of England
>Police Scotland
I get your point, but kys

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all hostages have been freed wtf. worst terrorist ever

HUGE EXPLOSION INSIDE THE STORE!!!

>a guy just got sent to prison for teaching his dog to heil Hitler

No he hasn't, he's free and won't be sentenced for another month you pleb

this world needs a purge very badly

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russia today live on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=Ixb8ugkBgq4

Still probably going to jail

oh well back to reading the same old bait threads on Sup Forums

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huge if true

youtube.com/watch?v=vPeHbvQgiTY

OMG ATLEAST 40 DEAD!!! HUGE BLAST YIELD

Fag has the time to go on a photo session in the middle of this...

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Sometimes I forget that channel exists.

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