/ptg/ President Trump General - DINOSAURS EXTINCT FOR SECOND TIME EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

>Tucker: Men In America Pt4 3/21/18
youtu.be/qselBDr9rHA

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump @Greek Independence Day Celebration 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442965-1/
>Pres Trump @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/mAp-EDD_iqk
>Pres Trump signs Memorandum on China Tariffs 3/22/18
youtu.be/k9mwk-lx05Y
>VP Pence @America 1st Event in Manchester NH 3/22/18
youtu.be/VXiHKjF49SQ
>DefSec C.H.A.O.S. Mattis meets w/Saud Prince MbS 3/22/18
youtu.be/V1zSNCr6cAI
>AG Sessions Speaks to US Attorney's Office in Tallahassee, FL
youtu.be/TgYENPI977Y
>USTradeRep Lighthizer @Senate on Tariffs 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442748-1/
>CommSec Wilburine @House on Tariffs 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442838-1/
>HUDSec Sleepy Carson @Senate on budget 3/22/18
c-span.org/video/?442747-1/
>HHSSec Azar/KAC @Generation Next Summit 3/22/18
youtu.be/U8ofYxhe-u8
>FormerSoS T-Rex Farewell speech 3/22/18
youtu.be/d98bTUZHsWQ
>DepSoS Sullivan on Humanitarian Assistance 3/22/18
youtu.be/eBZu_IvhPrk
>WH Press Brief (Sarah/OMBDir Mulvaney/DirLegAffairs Short) 3/22/18
youtu.be/Hjr7bAKGfSQ
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 3/22/18
youtu.be/V5qNiZVWPAQ
>HSDSec Nielsen @Senate on Election Security 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442759-1/
>FDADir Gotlieb on Opioid Epidemic 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442888-1/
>VASec Shulkin @VA Budget Hearing 3/21/18
c-span.org/video/?442887-1/

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Impeach

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PEACHES AND CREEEAAAAM

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Just one bake from me. You will need a new baker.

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I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MANY FLAMING DINOSAURS SINCE AN AARP MEETING IN SAN FRANCISCO

DOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

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flaming dino is now a meme

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>THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM

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Make a white baby today!

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What exactly is Australian culture? Don't say "bantz".

BOLT DOWG HU HU HU HU

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God save the God emperor.

>ID: why
(((why))) indeed.

Repeal 22nd amendment so Trump can have 5 terms. Give me one good reason why this is a bad idea.

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Is there something to the alleged Bolton-Israel connection? I need a gestalt on this.

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I though Trump wouldn't veto this bill. What happened? Doesn't he want that hot, pussy wetting military spending???

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sort of looks like it's fucking another T-Rex made of fire

Isn't he literally a dual citizen?

I FINALLY KNOW THEIR NAMES

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Nice job

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Keeps would be dictators like FDR from staying in power too long

>everyone says 8am-4pm /ptg/ is the worst crowd
>come and see for myself
W E W

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>Give me one good reason why this is a bad idea.
Cause then he'd be like King Goo- I mean, Putin. He'd be like Putin.

He literally received a good goy of the year award.

Obama could come back

Why is CNN so obsessed with Trump's sex life?

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Because it doesn't also repeal 13-19.

wandering the wilderness and fighting kangaroos with boomerangs

checked
A pheonix rex, reborn through fire

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He does thats why he is conflicted.

cause then obummer would probably run against him

If they had longer arms they could put the fire out. God kinda fucked that up or it was him plan all along.

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Is this true?

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KEK

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Kek'd

not at the cost of trillions of dollars for penis research

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I wish

I hope it's true.

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7/10
Watch a youtube video of them
They have a format

Statement
Question
No, statement + word play

Who wins in Trump v Obummer?

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Lol what would’ve they done if Rosenstein fired Mueller

Evening /ptg/ is chill as fuck

I just called both my senators (Harris and Feinstein) and did some 44 DD Fireblitz chess and said this omnibus bill is a disaster and said in 3000+ plus pages this bill has ZERO mentions of DACA. They both agreed to stop the bill.

VETO THE OMNIBUS.

John is a fucking moron. Most likely, no.

He won't be with us for that long.

>T-rex is on fire
>lost his job to fucking Zionist Geppetto

TILLERSON, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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You could have just googled "Sesame Street old men"

It would be pretty fucking hilarious if he fired Mueller right after vetoing the spending bill

its bullshit but i hope its true

10 months of creaming this total dime. She said 5 times a month minumum. No protection. He was like 60.

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Obama probably, because all the niggers will turn out to vote for him

He should have eaten the salad.

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Yes that’s called comedy

You're lying.

>Dat feel when horny as fuck but can't masturbate

So it's like Brazil but with no jaguars?

2016 was basically Trump v Obongo, King Nigger did more campaigning than Hillary

>fires Mueller
>vetos omnibus
>goes golfing to Mar-a-Largo for the weekend

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Soon, he's gonna start fucking her daughter.

At least you got a 5

>Zionist Geppetto
Oh my god

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obviously all those gifts were just hush money!

in 2020? probably trump but i am not sure
08 and 16 probably obummer
2012 probably trump

I gotcha brother; just doing boring paperwork the rest of the day

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When just one pussy is not enough.

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Harris already voted no

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>accidentally see a bikini commercial

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"Mueller could have stopped him from vetoing the bill!"

>implying military doesnt get spend first and they fudge numbers afterward
The military is not going to go without.
Its the military

No, (((Podhoretz))) is just trolling.

oh no, that sucks

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he's the goodest goy who ever goy'd

They are making Trump into JFK! Oh fuck! Are they going to kill him?

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this, this is why I come here

i thought mueller flipped?

I highly doubt you talked directly with either of them.

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Is this another increasingly nervous man?

>watching a heather briefing in public

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That's always been wishful thinking on our part. Mueller has been a swamp rat for decades

Its almost as if there is a group of shitposters that start their workday at 8am and finish at 4pm, NYC, Washington DC, Atlanta Georgia time zone

>tfw president is literally chad
Ive never been more proud to be an American.

Brazil is more about half the population being lost in a jungle while the city parts are full of people constantly stealing from, raping and killing each other and sometimes tourists while the politicians do a bunch of drugs with the cops.

>MUSK SAYS HE WILL ALSO DELETE TESLA’S FACEBOOK

Multiple corporations and countries in over flames when Republican-hired data firm uses big data successfully for a couple of months.

And when Democrats did it thrice, nobody cared.

It's so tiresome

The hilarious thing is that Trump's women are somewhat to very hot. Clinton, on the other hand (either Bill or Hill) not so much. And Barry? Well...

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I will be in D.C. later to meet with myself

the salt would be biblical

>we have a unit on how every war was fought by women and minorities
>but at least we have ipads now
fuck our schools are a joke, teachers deserve the shit treatment they get

The vote was yesterday dingus

On the brightside, it will kill facebook.

This is getting really hot