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polefags discuss, whats next for us

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Russian invasion, that's what's next.

Putin did Georgia two terms ago, Ukraine one term ago, Poland is on the menu for this presidential term since he can't really invade the UK.

thats what i fear
fuck them kacaps

havent you heard stonogiasz prophecy?
"będzie was pis jebał tak aż was kukle beda swedziały"

im hailing not from pis stronghold, du bist in pis area? wtf just run

can someone give me a quick rundown on the judicial reforms over there? are they the same thing like what's happening in Romania?

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ok, so there is one meme guy - Zbigniew Stonoga
he made his own political party
directly after elections to our parliment (when PiS won) he made video - diss on polish "stupid" society who voted on pis
"pis will fuck you so much that your asses will itch"
"PO havent fucked you so much as much as PiS will fuck you" etc
and well, he was right
thats why we call this stonogiasz prophecy
youtube.com/watch?v=YPenGGSGSwI

youtube.com/watch?v=fq80iWToXmI

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?

both kurwa maniacs

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>tigers

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That's what I mean.

Nigeria wins!

good

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hein?

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czarny pjontek

PiS fucked up with their retarded socialism. Korwin will win because all oter parties are commies.
I voted for Pis but this Sunday trade ban pissed me off. Enough is enough.

>Korwin will win because all oter parties are commies.
i will choose korwin even if he is memest of memes but he will never win
4,76 destroyed him totally
youtube.com/watch?v=15CehuWJXjM

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i mean, choose him above all these shitty parties currently in sejm

it's true
Pis destroyed our hunting laws
t. son of a hunter

Are you retarded? He only needs to get over 4.5 to get enough free money. He never wanted to win. He wants money for his meme party from the budget.

what is this polandball even called?

Fuck hunters.
They destroyed our power and mining companies, not to mention the stock market. Fucking idiots...

What did they do?

mfg cant you google it? all the time some faggot is asking this

>tiger detected
>chuj erect

Google censors tiger memes as they think it's russian propaganda.

almost had me kurwa

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Hopefully Germany grows some balls and uses all their power to force Poland to take refugees.

we've received some new technology from the main air defense program, what else is new? or are you talking about football??

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pijany czy niespełna rozumu?
basically our hunting law and traditions are an example for other countries on how to do this. Pis passed a new bill which destroys them, I'm to tired to translate them all into english (you can lurk PZŁ profile on Facebook for more info), but the most outrageous is the law that forbids you from taking your children hunting till they passed 18. It's like some sort of communistic shit that tells you that you can't raise your children the way you want to.
Not to mention it's stupid as fuck, I mean you could literaly work on graveyards when you pas 16

i hope so too m8!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland,_Maine

so i have good poland man story

>have tooth, need to get cavity
>russian friend from helsinki gives me advice get it fixed early because later its going to be a bitch, more money, more pain
>mfw ok will go soon
>today wake up
>half my tooth is missing
>kurwa
>last thing I remember is eating pierogies
>search entire commie pad can't find tooth anywhere
>hrm wtf
>realize i probably ate my tooth in pierogi
>kurwa

this is the life of poland man.

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You just lost to fucking Nigeria. KYS

how many kurwas on your social media posted today the black friday hashtag?

Why is every Pollack bald by age 20?

If you had the choice:
1. Get invaded by Russia
2. Get enriched by migrants

only you mum

it should be 1:1 but the referee was blind
also
since when burgers give shit about football

you're an idiot, putin is not stupid, he woudlnt invade us
and anyway i'd prefer russki invasion than niggers

Love from burgerland, polan

Because of high test.

my mom doesn't have fb
checkm8

that's more a USA meme, everyone I know has a full set of hair, grandpa is 90s he has like 80% of his hair

but she have tinder

that's a myth that balding men have high T

I am actually from Nigeria and you are right

my grandma got a computer from a friend who died 10 years ago, asked me wtf it was, couldn't figure it out

couldn't even power it on

he was a civil bridge engineer, super high IQ
>poland man

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Fuck off kike nobody here wants war with Poland

Just a reminder.

This is what young single Polish girls get up to when they leave for a city in a Western country (UK/US/France).

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if it was UK flag I'd believe you, I've never seen more mild mannered Nigerians in suits than in London

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>we've received some new technology from the main air defense program
russia we war you

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yep, I've always been under the impression that Polish women love burning coal. It's just that they can't do it much in their home country because there's virtually no black ppl there.

the EU needs to force Poland to take sub-saharan african refugees. so many polish women would welcome them with their legs spread wide open

also
>invisible tank

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>dykta tank

Looked it up. Wow. You guys got fucked.
I'm amazed because the media was reporting that you got more privileges. Lying by omission.

Gresziek spierdalaj do izraelu

Same as for all Murifags: a smoking crater

oh hello russobot
remember me?

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plan is to ruin the hunting law so much that the hunters won't be able to do their job. An example is rejecting the law that punishes people from blocking the huntings. How can you shoot the required ammount of animals if some eco terrorists can block you with no consequences? If you don't shoot enough animals the state can fine you.
The endgame is to destroy our hunting laws to the point where they could say hunters don't do their job and replace them with commercialised owners (probably from Germany) that will sell right to hunt. They won't give a shit about the ecosystem, they just gonna try to earn as much shekels as they can.
Of course a lot of politics from Pis are hunters themselves and they like to show themselves at hunting events and be full of shit talking about how the polish way of hunting is important for them. Karakańce

you just got kalksteined

>polefags discuss, whats next for us
YOU KNOW WHAT'S NEXT FOR YOU,
EU is going to be voting very soon to strip Poland from voting privileges to punish Poland for refusal of accepting 'muslim invasion' to Poland.
Get ready for a dry intercourse without any lubrication,
your collective Polish anus will be hurting and bleeding for the next century, till the year 2118.

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>EU is going to be voting very soon to strip Poland from voting privileges to punish Poland for refusal of accepting 'muslim invasion' to Poland

I really hope that happens. Is that really possible though?

>it's russian propaganda.

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You've bought outdated American missiles on pretense of Ebil Russia's agression, which are 100% obsolete now. And you haven't even recieved them yet. Gongrats.

I know it's you, El Abominaçion

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reverse psychology

Russophobia is a profitable buiseness.

muh russophobia

After 2050 we're fucked by retirements funds.
Soon we are gonna get fucked by a ridiciolously fucked up economy and even more socialism.

>Is that really possible though?
EU initiates process to strip Poland of voting rights in historic move.
The European Union's executive arm triggered proceedings against Poland on Wednesday over Warsaw's contentious overhaul of the justice system,
a move that could lead to unprecedented sanctions as Brussels struggles to keep the recalcitrant member state on a democratic path.

The decision to trigger what is known as Article 7 comes in reaction to several laws that the right-wing Law and Justice party has enacted during its two years in power that give it greater control over the justice system.
Though the step was historic — no EU state has ever been censured in this way — for now it is largely symbolic as it involves a warning
and mostly reflects the escalating tensions between Polish government and its EU partners.

The final step in the process would involve sanctions, including the loss by Poland of its voting rights in the Council.
This step, however, is considered unlikely to happen because it requires unanimity of EU countries, and Hungary's government has vowed to block any such move.

dailysabah.com/europe/2017/12/20/eu-initiates-process-to-strip-poland-of-voting-rights-in-historic-move

>and Hungary's government has vowed to block any such move.
EU will find a way to bribe Hungary to changed Hungarys' position.

Same as EU just few days ago did this:
THERESA MAY SOLD OUT BRITISH PEOPLE to EU and will KILL BREXIT
Did she made a deal with EVIL EU selling out British people and promised to kill BREXIT in exchange for EU to support her false accusations against RUSSIA.
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JUST WATCH

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lul, i cant wait russobot

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...

we colonize ireland to get the fuck off mainland europe

Przemek are you stupid?
>inb4 rhetorical question

Poland GDP is about $500B USD, not bad considering fucking 20 million people out of 38 million don't contribute anything (only 16M work). We need 5M more skilled workers just to hit full growth (from 4-5% to 7-10%). By 2022 we will be $38K GDP PPP economy. I walked into żabka today, and while waiting in line, had some ukrop unzip my pants and start sucking my dick, whispering "chcesz tu pracować? netto 4000zł".

our economy is doing amazing in the big cities. Warsaw unemployment, 2.0%, kraków 2.8% etc. if trump goes to trade war (confirmed), Polska will be exempt, further booming our economy-- also by chinks.

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Do you even know how the bussiness cycle works? Just because you show one fucking stupid excuse of a shitty argument, you are not providing data.

would be nice if someone will finally invest in eastern poland

fuck *22 million
>kurwa
jestem nachlany

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>muh business cycle
are you fucking retarded? if you want to put your capital (obviously of which you have none) to work and invest, Poland is the best place virtually in the world.

Literally ranked #1 by investors in Europe, #3 in the world.

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But do you have intelligent response or just your typical rhetoric deprived of logical base.
If you think that some low level significancy Poland can win with EU then you are indeed that proverbial 'stupid Polak"

Wow you're fucking retarded. We have one of the most unstable law systems in Europe, we have ridiciolously high cost of hiring and we have countless regulations. You're a dumb fucking nigger that doesn't count actual economic policy in.

Yeah yet international investors ranked Poland as the most attractive place to invest capital in.

Warsaw GDP per capita: $48,000 USD per capita nominal
Warsaw unemployment: 2%
Warsaw corporations registered: 400,000+ (vs population of 1.7M)

Apply to any job you get hired instantly. While getting my dick sucked in żabka I watched the żabka worker try to convince 3 people to work.

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Kompot. Fuck loads.

Word domination and intergalactic Polish empire.

>yes yes poland so isolated and and eu will fuck you!
yeah this why merkel want us to make alliance with germany
welt.de/debatte/kommentare/article174638915/Paris-Besuch-Deutschland-hat-kein-Interesse-Macron-blind-zu-folgen.html

powerful nukes tavarish!

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also

make 480,000zł a year
>employer pays 522,553zł (108.87%)
that's high?

that's dirt cheap compared to any other country.

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also it must suck to have night shift huh vanya?

Meanwhile, in real people's world, Poland is ranked 45th in economic freedom and the % of GDP that is investment is falling.

>blocks your path

fuck forgot pic

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You are either a communist or a shill
Fucking KYS

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Get ready for PiS fucking all of us in the ass.

heil nato!

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>make alliance with germany
LOL,
alliance with Germany, hmmm...let me ask google to translate this for you.

OK results are in:
alliance with Germany
translation:
getting fucked in the ass without any lubrication harsh dry fuck using German engineering

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