ITT: we pretend we are in Sup Forums in 1914

>ITT: we pretend we are in Sup Forums in 1914

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Looks like trouble is brewing over on Europe. Luckily the US of A is isolationist and won't get involved.

i sure am glad those Texas Longhorns won all them games this year in football.

Oh that's nothing! You should see whats going on in Russia. Some fag talks about revolution and shit. I think his name was Lenin.

The federal reserve act will turn our ancestors in to slaves! Down with President Wilson!

What the fuck was up with that Federal Reserve Act? God damn bros, I think we're going to get fucked hard soon

hello
i came here from europe
it's fine here
>dies in coal mine

>Conflating ancestors and descendants
Why do people do this

1912 was an inside job. Icebergs can't sink unsinkable ships.

Ancestors?
Do you mean our children, old boy?

WTF is this guy's problem? i mean other than his fucked up baby arm

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Meh, it's nothing. It's going to be a short one, I'll be home for Christmas.

I voted for Colonel recovery Roosevelt. Why did people not vote for him? Who voted for Wilson and the Taft?

It's all be over by Christmas

Why hello, I am sipping on some exquisite green beer. Care to come to my house and indulge in the fine taste of it?

in 1914 there was no internet you dumb degenerate

Gay role playing thread

I saw some whore at the habbadashery showing her bare ankles. Degenerate.

I mean, it can't get worse than this

They’re talking about giving cunts the right to vote AND taking our booze? Like hell they will!

Probably nothing. The Tsar's power is concrete.

Niggers did this

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*descendants
I was thinking of the person writing it as an ancestors and fugged up.

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This. Man, everyone is so happy to go to the war!

June 28 tommorow.

Some of you guys are alright.

DO NOT COME to motorcade in Sarajevo tommorow in the morning.

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But radios and telegraphs did.

Heard some scuttlebutt about the kaiser

Bongs are CUNTS.

Never trust a Jerry, all the good ones came here years ago!

Good riddance, death to everyone who hurt birbs

Top kek

Buy stock in steel, boys, this is going to be big. Hand copy this post.

Everybody who thinks what some unimportant duke's murder can provoke a military conflict are just morons who need to be locked in a cell, i mean just look at major powers roalty they are all relatives!

Anyone against our bro Austria taking the Balkan because they shot there prince? Meh just fuck you france and russia war declared.

*rubs hands*

You guys seem confident about bearing the Germans. You sure it's smart fighting those Prussians on their turf?
You should avoid the mistakes we did in our civil war by taking on superior commanders, instead embargo them till they starve and surrender.

Are Australians allowed to post in this thread, aren't they still under arrest?

>checked and kek'd

fake and gay

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Hey East Coast Americans, wanna buy some eucalyptus trees from the aussies?

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WWI? Mah nigga.

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Is your arsehole still sore 12 years ago, m8?

My grandma is 7 and her dad dies of the Anglo flew.

Crooked-tooth scum

everything about your post is cancer

Shell the 'burgs, patriotic war now!

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>tfw u have all the bird poop

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California bought some. How long till they grow again?

Enjoy your visit from the Austrian royal guard.

It is too suspicious. There was plenty of ruling elite and wealthy men. Guess who get the profit?

LAI DZĪVO REVOLŪCIJA!

fuck niggers, maybe the next few years america will be rid of em

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I love all of our money and purchasing power. Thanks probably won’t ever change.

Fuck, those socialist fags are making me nervous.
Will this die out itself?
Should I be worried, Sup Forums?

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Gas the kikes, race war now

nah we'll give you a hand

ummm, i don't know.

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German trenches are pretty /comfy/ desu

guys cmon Communism has never been tried!

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Europe hasn't had a significant war since 1871 user. If you think this shit in the Balkans is going to spill over to the rest of the continent you're fucking delusional. We're living in the Golden Age of the West user, all this talk of conflict is overblown.

Your empire is realy impressive desu.

Nah m8 God is on your side. Have faith.

Cheers, my Russian friend.

who wants to buy some smuggled goods? since i'm neutral and all.

also fuck off refugees we are full

>(((Icebergs)))
Someone ought to do something about the jews.

deep

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everybody who tries to get trough gets zapped

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We were born and bred for this war. It's time. Any occasion will do.

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refugees not welcome here

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The kids are getting real excited over killing Hun bastards.
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them Serbs sure are cheeky lads eh?

krauts BTFO

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Fuck Norway, never forget 1905.
Fucking jews of the North i swear.

I heard there's been a lot of stockpiling of munitions in Germany. Why would they do that if they had good intentions?

ahh yes my flag of Russian empire, to bad they can't show regions, im actualy from Baltics, im telling you bro in 4 years we will revoult, i hope you will help us against krauts and ruskies.

refugees very welcome here

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Thanks for giving us to russia faggot!

What is that place?

Boy I sure do enjoy my stable currency and not having to fight my fellow Europeans in a pointless war.
I hope Wilson can keep this up!

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kek that baton looks like a dildo. Show the original by Alfred "gun down the hun" Garrison

Hey listen here fool we have to deal with the god damn Norjewians, they are splitting the North for no reason.
What goes on with the Czar is none of our business now he can do whatever he wants he already stole Finland that motherfucker.

War will never happen on the European continent again.

>American
>fighting
Sure thing, chap. I'd like to see you fight a war WITHOUT the French bailing you out like they always do.

looks futuristic

Listen here faggots, shit isn't good. The US takes over the west, the British Empire falls, Russia turns communist and the jews take over everything. Things will be better if you LET GERMANY WIN!

Most Americans are first generation Germans, they wouldn't dare come back and kill their own brothers would they? I mean seriously, I know at least 50 people who left for the US. Just stay out of the war and Germany will win. A Prussian ran Europe will be great for the USA too.

It'll be over by Christmas, lads!
>idgaf if somebody has already made this joke

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t. german empire shill

Fucking Europoors are getting all riled up over some random faggot. I'm glad we have nothing to do with them.

Don't worry Baltic Brother. We'll come save you.

While action is needed, you're busy roleplaying like a fucking faggot.

>(((humanitarianism)))
heh

Nah mate they're only like 2% of your population. Just tune them out and they'll go away.

We can still have fun here.

are you from the future?

Who else is joining the pol pals brigade?

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NEWFIE BOY HERE READY TO ANSWER THE CLARION CALL FOR KING AND COUNTRY WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG

I really like your flag bro. The Red Ensign has always been one of my favorites.

>he admits to being beaten by the French
user I...

What the edgiest thing to do? My friends and I are taking bets to see who can jack off in no man's land.