You walk into work one day and the new employee is standing there looking at you with this faggot face...

You walk into work one day and the new employee is standing there looking at you with this faggot face. How do you proceed?

>You walk into work
Wrong board, idiot. This is the NEET stronghold.

Get out of the way I need to log in.

Throw a mayonegg at him.

>work

Can't wait for Hideri fanart using an urinal.

deck them in their stupid fucking face

>Maintain strong eye contact
>Slowly turn your head away while still maintaining eye contact
>Slowly move your eyes away

Girls love this shit.

And now I'm reminded of this image.

Put on a strapon, bend him over furniture and peg him.

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> girl

Suck ((her)) dick.

>not being the employee with that faggot face.

>[Glass Him]

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I sort of gave myself time off after an argument, pic related.

headpat her(him) into oblivion until she(he) falls asleep

How many of you people actually have jobs?

>cute
>confident
>wise
>social
>good taste
>SUPERIOR UPPER BODY STRENGTH

Anybody that claims that he is anything less than a best of the universe needs to question their life-choices.

>Hungry skeletons wearing kneesocks

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Is this show worth picking up or will it only be good for the trap porn?

>Work in a restaurant
>Despise Anime set in Restaurants

Tfw no anime about cute physical/occupational therapist girls helping cute patients
Tfw no cute truck mechanic anime either

Neither of the jobs I’ve had are represented. Sad life

>they censored this

>sitting at work bored
>try to nap
>keep thinking about hideri
>snooze and wake up with raging boner a while later
Not the proudest of days at work.

The trap has only showed up on episode 8

I give him a sweet kiss, call him honey and tell him to shut up.

Punch him as hard as I can.

>HorribleSubs

>left to right

3 hits
I hit them, their head hit's the ground, and then their decapitated corpse hits the ground a few seconds later.

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I too have wet dreams about becoming a cute girl.

What was so delicious that she needed to make a peanut butter shake afterwards for?

I keep forgetting, most guys are uncircumsized

you forgot his receeding hairline, ugly face and ugly mouth

trap is shit

Homeroom teacher here. They basically pay me for shouting names out loud and to read manga at the office.

me

This isn't /r9k/, you stupid crossboarding faggot. Plastic is expensive.

> He doesn't 2dprint his own waifus

I want to make Hideri feel like a real girl.

It's more lewd when it's censored.

Self-employed working from home, and barely scraping by, so almost indistinguishable from NEET just without wellfare or mommy paying for it.

/lgbt/ destroyed! How will they ever recover?

>work
As if!

Used to work until ten days ago. There was a minor difference of opinion.

I am an ELITE NEET.

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>There was a minor difference of opinion.
Calling one's waifu shit is ground for termination, user

gonna need a quick rundown. is it actually a guy?

My mouth's not ugly

>implying daddy's wallet doesn't pay for my plastic addiction
Poorfags, when will they learn?

>blocks your path

It was more about saying I'm taking my gloves and leaving after the boss said he spent all of his time stalking me on the cameras, forbade me speaking to anyone on the workplace, and called me a waste of flesh and space.

OYAKODON

What's it like to live in shame knowing that your parents hate you, and having to masturbate with the door closed?

You work as an OT user? I got a degree in that too but cant find work here cuz for some reason it's not viewed as a job

What are you fucking saying? Where were you when Hideri-chan stole the show and made the series AOTY.

ALL BOW TO THE NEW KING OF Sup Forums

That sucks

Pretty nice

You sort of get used to it. They have to plan ahead and put effort into a plot if they want to humiliate you or piss you off. On the other hand, you can piss them off simply by existing and having strong convictions.
Oh, and you also get to take all their stuff once you've outlived one or both.

shove down pants and shove cock in mouth

It was one of the more satisfying disappearing acts I pulled off. I managed to anger someone to the point of explosion, simply by being honest and sincere and without ever having to resort to personal attack.

>Oh, and you also get to take all their stuff once you've outlived one or both.
Yeah but I get to do that anyways, and my dad specifically asked me how to write his will so that my deadbeat brother who still lives with them gets nothing when he dies. I sure hope you don't have a successful sibling who your parents love more than you do, or you're getting a surprise, and not the kind of surprise that Hideri brings.

Probably waxes

Sex it.

>waiting this long to add him
It's a fucking crime. These two are perfect.

I would prepare my ass inmidiately.

I'm an only child so I won't have to deal with that.

You kind of nailed it right there. My sister's like a poster child that gets to travel around the world and live on her own. I'm more like the Judas of my family (or the Shinji), that's only useful when something needs to be solved or fixed, or when someone needs to hang.

>I'm not hiring another man, he might become competition for Maika-san and take her away from me!
>alright, this cute girl is perfect! and she's already becoming such good friends with Maika-san, I really lucked out with this one!

>that's only useful when something needs to be solved or fixed, or when someone needs to hang.
But my brother can't do those things either, and when I lived in my hometown I was always the one who got asked to help people move furniture or fix things or take the kids out and stuff.

You did the right thing to leave, that's all I'm gonna say. There's a reason why horror movies always happen in home towns around broken households.

Pottery.

>You did the right thing to leave, that's all I'm gonna say.
What? My hometown is great though. I'm considering moving back and buying a house. It's not some southern hillbilly Texas chainsaw massacre style town, it's just a nice suburb that isn't too far from the water.

Reaper, reaper, that's what people call me
Why? 'Cause they all die
When I sing I end their lives
You act as though payback makes you a noble man, is that a fact
Well you're a goddamn Philistine

>immediately outclasses all other girls
>actively sabotages tencho's ship by giving bad advice
>better smug face than Maika
>gets to talk about poop in the kitchen
>gets rid of roach single-handledly
>makes a fuckton of money on the first day
Say it with me anons. Best...

>actively sabotages tencho's ship by giving bad advice
Let's be fair, the advice was fine but Dino is just too autistic to actually flirt correctly.

MAN

DA
KA
LA

>having the door closed
>not at the kitchen table

It's like you don't even want to get them to accept you

the seiyuu did such a great job with hideri. love this cara

>at the kitchen table
Alpha as fuck?

Is he actually an accurate representation of an Italian? I would hate to think that my Erbfeind could be cute.

>Is he actually an accurate representation of an Italian?

do you think it'd be funny if you just stuck his dick in your mouth when he needed a bathroom
just as a joke haha

Stare back at him with a similar faggot face.

Age is going to hit that one hard. Poor girl.

Anime girls don't age.

I work at a community college in the professional development apartment

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Nothing a healthy diet of bottled water and soybeans can't solve :^)

I had a great job but 2 months ago the big ass elite company needed to cut some heads, and they always start with the young and inexperienced ones.

Now the anxiety and social pressure is slowly killing my health, plus my parents everyday bashing at the the fact that I'm still unemployed specially when I have such a juicy curriculum.

Men tend to age better than women. He may remain cute longer than his coworkers.

I don't understand this meme

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I suck dicks for a living