I want to start a commune for Dwarfs and me as a non dwarf leader but we dont have any in Australia as it is illegal to import them.
Does anyone know where the largest proportion of Dwarf people live and there are are any little folk on Sup Forums, would you like to live in my utopia?
Plan is to make all the furniture and houses small, small taps and baths and shit. Just like a small town with the only exception being my house.
I can then walk around feeling like a giant.
Sup Forums is the other way bud
The pic would be hotter of she had high heels on. Like high heel stilts or something. Saw her on Howard Stern once. Seemed kewl.
You'd probably fit in with them. Manlet
In one of her gangbang videos there is this black guy with a large dong plowing her. Towards the end she stops him mid thrust and goes “alright, I can’t take that cock anymore”. Stay away from porn, don’t be a degenerate like me and get to 32 without ever touching a boob in real life..
I thought I knew every midget fetishist across the north. Have we met?
Try /lit/. Those guys are wild as hell.
I want to fuck one so bad!!!
Holy shit this post and flag go so fucking well together
Thank you Australia. I was getting sick of all the Trump threads.
...moar
Link?
Jerking off to this scenario now
Can you dress them up as ompa lompas? I would pay to visit. You could be their candy man top hat and all
I think they're somewhere in New Zealand
fucking kek
Yeah or Smurfs and I can pretend to be Gargamel and bully them... molest the girl smurf.
You don't want to do that. I did that for a few years but there was an uprising and some of them got a hold of some guns. They held me captive and humiliated me for years, making me dress like a monkey and scamper about while they threw quarters at me, etc. I'm still in therapy.
Cambodia
Smurfs like to sit and laze about on mushrooms, that's a euphemism if I ever heard one
ISRAEL #1
I would wanna fuck that Jemma Suicide chick. She's a stripper in San Diego.
OP = I am The God of the dwarfs.
Follow your dreams, user!
Go on a porn streaming site and type in “Bridgette the midget” gangbang, or some shit like that. You’ll find it.
Scrolled through the entire catalogue and this was the only thread worth opening. Holy fuck this board's turned to shit.
I am capable of searching Dwarf Porn thanks user but that isn't what its about.
Well, it is a bit about that, obviously as the giant I would take a bride or two, but I would like to think about lifting the roof off the little house and taking the dwarf with her husband complaining and trying to get out but cant because I have put my foot in the door.
I can then run off to the castle, I mean my house, and the husband dwarf wont be able to catch me.
Next day all the dwarfs would complain about me in a council gathering and i would apologise, remind them how great our village is (with the occasional hiccup) and present them with little 4x4 cars like kids get.
I could then go back to my house and sit in the window watching all the little people go about their life like a giant toy set!
Hopefully the lady dwarves will drop by occasionally via a small door under the house for some giant leader cock and some new nylons.
try middle earth, my dude
Theme days, certainly. They have to pay their way and mine.
That's Bridget the midget. Used to be able to fuck her at the bunny ranch. Is she still alive? The pr9blem with your dream is these little buggers don't live very long. They are like goldfish
Have you considered trying to stage in a coup in China's Dwarf village?
will you train them to do funny dances and tricks?
Yep, that will probably be a bit more expensive than normal depending on your definition of molesting.
I planned on a bit of bullying to make me feel even bigger, I was thinking after a big night on the piss, when hungover I would wander out into the town and pick on one.
That way, after a few months, when I walk to my castle with a crate of beer they will all be whispering to each other knowing that the master is going to pick on one.
Next day I catch one who forgot and is skipping to the shop all happy and ruin its day.
New Zealand, fuck that Im not weird.
You bring up some interesting points. Where are all the dwarfs hanging these days? Circuses are dead. Vegas? Fucking one sounds fun though I admit.
How do you know if a chinese person is a dwarf, they all look small to me.
But do they have a Dwarf village? Can you visit it?
>How do you know if a chinese person is a dwarf, they all look small to me.
These are XXXS sized.
>But do they have a Dwarf village? Can you visit it?
Absolutely. It's a tourist attraction.
youtube.com
It's already been done by the chinese.
My dude
I havnt seen a real on in ages, I worked with a guy who was a chromosome short of being a dwarf, how ironic, he was short of being really short!
I got into trouble for lifting him above my head at after work drinks, apparently it was still classed as work as they were paying.
I told the HR person that I was showing him where the toilet was.
They steal every idea, the fuckers. Im going....
That's opened up a whole new industry in the west, creating jobs for sure.
Good luck on your campaign against the dwarves user.
Didn't the dwarves start in Ireland? Try there maybe
What level is their toughest fighter? Will you bring a cleric ?
I sense a low initiative roll
aahhaha what
I laughed so hard at this.
probably be easier to just steal a bunch of babies and feed em nothing but caffeine and nicotine
Alot of them tend to frequent
Nothing about level two or three. If OP brings a mate or two and one of them is speced into glassing lebs with the feat for no penalty against glassing chinks he should be fine.
If you make her cum you get 3 wishes.
I had a 3some with 2 dwarf women. I was high and freaked out in the middle of it because I thought it was one woman who split in two in an act of mytosis.
They both finished. 3 wishes x 2 and 1 bonus wish for the threesome. Their pussies tasted like cotton candy and dreams.
They have the village to harvest the magic. If you can hit one in the head with a coin they have to give you magic secrets, but if you miss, they try to fight you. If they win, you turn into one. I got lucky and the bus driver stepped in and I got away.
They live in California with all the other societal misfits.
It's harder because they all know Karate and shit up there.
Fuck them all anyways. It pisses me off when I see these fucking ragheads or somebody with some ooga booga language or midgets. I want Trunp to build that wall and send them back to where they come from.
>Ran into a dwarf at a King Diamond show in Chicago a few years back.
>Decked out and all metal slutted out from head to toe
>Top was cut to where you could almost see dem nipples (I was trying).
>Would have fugged hard just to say I smashed a dwarf.
>Tried to find her after show but to no avail
Need a hot dwarf qt for my wife
There is a scroll for that. In the normal world they have invisibility powers. There is one that "works" (scampers about planting secret treasures) at a grocery near me and I never see him off the property when I try to catch him. I have to stay off property because of the spell of enchantment he put on the security guards and employees to protect him.
kek
>the phone call
my sides are in orbit
This entire thread is gold. ITT dwarf stories and facts
Damnit man!
Fuck 3.0 for opening up caster classes and abilities to Dwarves in core.
It's too easy for the little buggers to escape.
I wonder if /tg/ could help me come up with some sort of counter measure to dwarven illusion powers.
I don't know why they are so fickle but don't try to talk to them. I saw one go into a toilet stall and tried to put a cup under him. I calmly explained I wanted to collect the poo to make potions with so I can have a hot girlfriend and he started screaming and freaking the fuck out. Saying all sorts of weird gobbledygook like "I AM A LAWYER YOU WILL FUCKING PAY FOR THIS SOMEBODY CALL THE COPS BLAH BLAH BLAH". Trying to sound like a human but it was obvious who he was.
If I can get one to sit on my face long enough I heard I will be able to see the future.
But really if he was a lawyer what is he going to do? Take me to small claims court? Will I do hard time at the mushroom factory or be made to do the painting of stripes on candy canes?
You're trying too hard, but I did snigger at 'small claims court'.
I don't mean to seem insensitive. I give them offerings by throwing bags of pork rinds, Mountain Dew and porno magazines under the shoe department shelves at WalMart where they make their nests and dens.
I speak from experience.
Something fishy about this poster. I SMELL SHILL. GIVE US YOUR SECRETS TO CONTROL THE WEATHER. HOW MUCH IS WONKA PAYING YOU TO POST HERE?
We do have them you dumbshit
I know there is such a place in B.C.