Hi, my name is Jake I'm 32 years old. Today I went to work like every other day, I work for a software company. Today in my office I did what I usually do I open my bdsm porn before other employees show up and I masturbate aggressively. Today I forgot that my boss was coming in early to prepare for a presentation. For whatever reason I removed my pants completely for comfortability. I heard the elevator *ding* I was so fucking scared I threw up while reaching for my keyboard to close the porn, I then heard him walking towards my office, I missed the X in panic then reached for my pants, he fucking saw the porn he fucking saw me naked and it was really creepy porn, blood and gore on my 4k screen. I had my Christian cross on too omg. When we made eye contact he almost fainted, he then walked away saying FUCK. I put my pants on and ran to my car with the porn account still logged in and vomiting all over. I QUIT my job, I can never show my face again. My phone has been off all day, I'm fucking scared. What will I do? He even saw an elastic tied around my balls!
I'm scared
Just call him and tell him Israel #1. Everything will be okay after that.
Kys
If your boss is a jew threaten to expose his love of Holocaust Porn, the criminally undiscussed porn subgenre
Fucking white men are disgusting, why are you lot so vile?
lel dork :3
Dress as a woman. Show up for work. He can't say anything or fire you. You're safe. But you have to live life now as a woman.
>not locking eyes with him and finishing to establish dominance
the betas on this fucking board, I swear
And people wonder why islam is taking over western europe city by city without any opposition. You are a pathetic excuse for a man. You should seriously reevaluate your existence.
Of course you made it all up, but it doesn't matter.
Based
pics or it didnt happen
shoot up the workplace. it's the only way to silence them
I ASKED FOR FUCKING ADVICE, FUCK ALL OF YOU!
Dude. WTF?
>For whatever reason I removed my pants completely for comfortability.
That would be the reason wouldn't it? Comfortability?
this and op fucking clumsy lol i imagine your inner cringe with all that adrenaline mixed what a emotional rush
find a new job to make money to do what you want then die.
ASSHOLE! FOR WHATEVER REASON BECAUSE I KNEW THE COMFORTABILITY WAS GOING TO BE GOOD BUT WASNT SMART BECAUSE I KNEW IT EOULD TAKE TIME TO PUT BACK IN TIMES OF EMEGENCY. GIVE ME ADVICE IM GOING THROUGH A LOT RIGHT NOW
IM SO ANGRY I CANT EVEN TYPE ANYMORE IM OFF THIS SHIT FUCK YOUUUUU
>I open my bdsm porn before other employees show up and I masturbate aggressively.
well why the fuck would you do that?
Do you want the logical answer? Or the funny one?
You fucking liar. You admit you were jacking off to cheese pizza desu.
because I like it calms me down and gets me ready for my day I do t drink coffee
what the fuck , are you that afraid of your boss?
society can fuck one really up , I call this domestication
I tell you what you do. Go into work dressed up as a woman and suck your bosses cock. You are his bitch now, embrace it.
He has told EVERYONE and now EVERYONE knows. You have to become the offices slut.
Move to a different state, change your name, have fake tits installed, shave your balls, keep a mustache if you already have one, if not, grow one and keep it well manicured. Take a job as a carpenter and wear a cockring everyday. That's the best advice I can give, man. I went through the same thing.
>mudslim thinking everything on user Sup Forums be like truth
nuff said
don't your prefer your leisure time after work because you are mixing leisure with work , you should focus on have the gratification of your hobbies at the end of your working day , during work you should dedicate your internet time to other stuff you like on internet like just stay away from Sup Forums because all the porn will break your concentration
Lighten up Jake
lol
Lol. You’re an I idiot and a lesson to perverts everywhere.
Keep,that shit at home, jackass.
Kill yourself. You're better off that way