Sorry, guys.
We almost broke up today over a fight about Rick and Morty hiring a female writer. Before you call me Reddit, neither of us even watch that show. I just commented that the show was funnier before they got a female writer, and that most of the fans were pissed, and she went through the roof.
Then I pointed out that she was just being a bitch to me because she was on her period. That made it way worse. I don't know why I follow your guys' advice. Probably because I'm always encouraged to speak my mind here and it just feels like the right thing to do and now I have no filter.
She raised her voice at me, called me a sexist asshole, and insulted my mother by saying she made me "this way". That was really personal and it hurt, so I told her she was lucky I'm not one of the 2 billion other men on earth who would just hit her until she shut up.
She cried, called me abusive, and basically threatened to leave me unless I stopped coming to Sup Forums, so I have to get off. I'm 26. I've been coming here since middle school. I'm literally crying while typing this. I can't believe a bunch of other guys
no men
other men like me even existed. I can't believe I grew to unironically love a bunch of anonymous men who called me a faggot and a nigger at every opportunity. In another life, I'd probably be giving head in a glory hole for male approval, and you guys kept me from that with your constant talk of avoiding degeneracy. You taught me more about the world than my shitty fucking parents ever did.
My girlfriend gets mad at me and says she can tell when I'm spending time on Sup Forums because I "turn into a different person".
This was actually the only place I could ever be myself. I come here specifically to shit on Hollywood, but now that I know what most of you know, I think I deserve an Academy Award for being able to go to brunch without ranting about jews and communism for the entire meal.
I love you, Sup Forums. Goodbye. I'll sneak a phonepost when I can.
