Starting a religion:

Hello Sup Forums I'm going to formally start a religion soon; the purpose of this religion is to help our britbongs avoid hate-speech laws via religious freedom of expression. Looking for advice on how to register a religion with the U.K.

Some other things that are needed to make it credible
>a doctrine
>form of worship
>distinct religious history
Maybe help me out with some ideas you faggots?

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England has to save itself. If it can't do that it isn't worth saving.

you drew this? what a homo. lol @ that wh*Te pencil dick

England is incapable of saving itself. Also think of all the dank Nazi idealogical shitposting we can do under the guise of this.

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I didn't draw this lol..

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Your doctrine should be to extract all possible ideas to it's single most coherent logical form which is also a method of reconnecting with the one God the one who is most high the one who represents all that which is coherent utterly and truly, thus you can use it as a defense because you aren't the allow dilution of concepts for the purpose of political correctness etc.

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You show respect to your god through education of yourself and then others in that order.

Your religious history is the religious history of all mankind in it's highest form, that is to say that it is the meta-purpose, this is the same purpose that all religions teach except distilled to it's purest form the understanding of the meaning of purpose without the word to describe it.

Solid concepts, especially about showing respect to god through education of yourself. A lot of religions condemn forms of education as 'heresy' 'blasphemy' etc so avoiding that is a must. Finding meaning from producing singular universal truths is what I was hoping to avoid though.

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Getting wrapped up in elevated thought and linguistic semantics is not my intent. It needs to have a clear credible doctrine that covers it's bases on the grounds of expression.

I Don't think using 'mankind in it's highest form' is going to be a credible religious history.

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>Also think of all the dank Nazi idealogical shitposting we can do under the guise of this.

Thats all you can do now. Your country is gone, your culture is gone and everyone has submitted to the eventual islamic conversion now. And in return you can only shitpost. Throw "bantz" around and larp as the savior of retards who actively refuse to be saved.

the uk is lost. The fact there aren't (driven) mad britons running around killing politicians and muslims at this point is just ludicrous.

>that headline
>wall of text
>it’s real
Daily Mail has not yet mastered the art of short, sweet headlines. It’s really sad

I'm not trying to be a "savior" I just want to give britfags the means to express themselves legally. So they can pull themselves out of the hole that has been dug by the socialist party.

This defeatist attitude is wrong. The culture is alive, it's just being oppressed through government tyranny. We can do a lot more than throw "bantz" around, contrary to popular belief meme magic is real.

If you have a look at the anti-muslim demographics in U.K especially rural areas, it's pretty high. The only insurmountable issue I have found is the leftist domination of media since you can't compete with a global control of 1/3 of the worlds population on their own platforms short of shutting down free-speech entirely.

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go talk to these guys

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I did a bit of research into the FSM actually, it's not going to be a viable platform to use, since it promotes hardcore leftist sentiments. This is what led me to wanting to register a religion of my own.

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Oy vey! this is a good thread Uncle Shlomo approves!

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Heresy is mainly reserved for going against that which is considered the law or the truth. You're looking at it wrong. It's not about "producing" universal truths because the the truths of the universe have always been there, they're not called "universal truths" for no reason. You're purpose is discovering them.
Also these aren't semantic games just because that's how you intemperate them. When I propose the ideas of not diluting your thought for the purpose of political correctness it's because if you did you'd be going against that which is true. That would be a real heresy.

The promise of all religions have been to raise people up, you see that often in the promise of paradise. That's why they teach principles such as charity, forgiveness and education(What do you think they meant by teach a man to fish?)

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>I just want to give britfags the means to express themselves legally.

If someone wants to express himself, he will express himself. Also, your idea is retarded. You think they would just go "dang, we got outwitted?" they would still just censor you and no one would give a shit about it.

>This defeatist attitude is wrong

Defeatist? Your culture has already been defeated. Its not the government. Its the people. They literally refuse to do anything except kneejerk protest votes like brexit because they are too lazy and too comfortable to actually do anything. They will lie to themselves and convince themselves how the invaders are still "quintessentially british" and how everything is going to be alright.

Besides, I'm not just watching it idly, I'm actively shilling for muslims and labour on english news sites so you cant accuse me of not doing anything.

>We can do a lot more than throw "bantz" around, contrary to popular belief meme magic is real.

Pfhahaha. No.


>If you have a look at the anti-muslim demographics in U.K especially rural areas, it's pretty high

Near death rural idiots who already destroyed your ability to develop a coherent narrative with brexit, just out of WEWUZING about the Empire.You think their fading demographic cohort will matter when muslims outbreed you so fast? Your capital has already fallen, no one is going to care is Mr. Cockworthington in Sheepsex is upset about muslims now. He should have acted decades before but he went through with the entire process. He never cared or realized what the end state will be. And he is STILL to much of a coward to actually do somthing about it. Even the fucking cucked germs are atleast burning down refugee camps here and there.

you must be very young to have such well intentioned but terminally naiive beliefs

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Why not worship kek?

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It is not my intent to debate theism with you. The only truths about the universe are subject truths. Universal claims do not exist. Thank you for the ideas on the doctrine though.


>If someone wants to express himself, he will express himself.

They won't because it's ILLEGAL to do so in a lot of cases. This is way to circumvent that.

>You think they would just go "dang, we got outwitted?"

They are currently unable to do anything about it under legal processes, because you can just draw established parallels with other religious beliefs.

>Defeatist? Your culture has already been defeated. Its not the government. Its the people. They literally refuse to do anything except kneejerk protest votes like brexit because they are too lazy and too comfortable to actually do anything.

This is a product of the systematic brainwashing by the leftist media, which is the only media that seems to be allowed. The people do know something is wrong and there are 100,000's of people who would rally under a single legal cause to speak up to Islamic injustice. Just look at some of the YT following's and twitter trends.

>Near death rural idiots who already destroyed your ability to develop a coherent narrative with brexit, just out of WEWUZING about the Empire.You think their fading demographic cohort will matter when muslims outbreed you so fast?

This is a problem that can be addressed after the formation of our religion. I don't have all the answers, but making some kind of effort is better then doing nothing at all.

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when I tried starting something like this to avoid religious insult laws with me mates here gubment told me no sects allowed

>They won't because it's ILLEGAL to do so in a lot of cases. This is way to circumvent that.


B-B-BUH THA LAW

Are you really this much of a stupid idiot? You are circumventing nothing because you would be still stamped down. Also, if people want to hold an opinion or discuss something they will do it, even if its illegal.

>They are currently unable to do anything about it under legal processes, because you can just draw established parallels with other religious beliefs.


Yeah, youre a naive idiot.

>The people do know something is wrong and there are 100,000's of people who would rally under a single legal cause to speak up to Islamic injustice. Just look at some of the YT following's and twitter trends.

Pfhahaha. Oh noes, the youtube follows and twitter trends! How come none of you cucks cant get an anti-immigration march together instead? Thats right, because youre too comfortable and spineless.

>This is a problem that can be addressed after the formation of our religion. I don't have all the answers, but making some kind of effort is better then doing nothing at all.

That is, because you know you have already lost and there is no point resisting. This is just pointless busywork pretending youre doing something.

Because no one will take KEK seriously, it has too much negative baggage and alt-lite faggots associated with it. I do appreciate the good intentions of meme magic, ethno-nationalists and the Alt-Right. But it's not an effective means of spreading a message anymore. We need to garner public sympathy and not disgust.

>Are you really this much of a stupid idiot? You are circumventing nothing because you would be still stamped down. Also, if people want to hold an opinion or discuss something they will do it, even if its illegal.

Stamping it out will just bring us positive attention and spread the message further. This is an observable fact. Sympathy is a huge weapon, one could argue that it's the key weapon of our enemies in this context.

British society needs PUBLIC opinions discussed otherwise it's just a few Faggots with opinions they keep to themselves. One of the big issues is a significant majority of the masses are just simply unaware, so awareness is an important factor here.


>Pfhahaha. Oh noes, the youtube follows and twitter trends! How come none of you cucks cant get an anti-immigration march together instead? Thats right, because youre too comfortable and spineless.

These already happen actually. I'm just doing my part as a collective we are strong, as a few isolated movements we are weak.

>That is, because you know you have already lost and there is no point resisting. This is just pointless busywork pretending youre doing something.

Simply untrue, in a lot of cases we have had major victories on the front of free-speech, or at-least retractions and awareness that seem to be leading towards stabilizing Europe as a whole.

>It is not my intent to debate theism with you.
>The only truths about the universe are subject truths. Universal claims do not exist.

I hope you're not enough of a brainlet that you can't understand how fucking stupid what you just said was.

Also I guess ideas like "all things have an opposite" must just be too difficult for you to comprehend. Maybe you are more of a brainlet than I give you credit for.

Your pursuit for a baseless platform is the reason you'll never succeed, not that you'll never be able to comprehend that anyway lmao. Pull your head out of your ass mate, the sooner you do that the better it'll be for everyone.

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There's no universal claim because we are only talking about what we can conceive of in our minds. It's not universal it's just us. You can say well that is a universal claim, but it's not it's just a local perception of the world.

You're actually making a universal assertion right now idiot but you're just too much of a brainlet to see it.

Here let me point it out for you:
>There's no universal claim

>mid twenties

On what point are you saying I'm naive?

>There's no universal claim
>it's just a local perception of the world.

I'm not stating truths about the universe. What makes a truth in the local society we live in is that there are people that agree on those truths. There is only inter-subjective truth not universal truth.

you just did what the kikes hoped and that's associate all those things with the alt-kike.
It's true how easily people are programmed and your religious idea is shit because it still will form an organization that will be corrupted over time.

>distinct religious history
>made up a few minutes ago for purposes of trolling and targeting a person's religious beliefs (something Brit government would define as a hate group)

You don't need a religion to explain to Brits that liberalism got us here and there are alternatives.

Stuff like this only perpetuates the not all muslims narrative and leads to further laws "protecting" them.

If muslims want to argue it's just the bad ones who idolize muhammad causing all the trouble, then let them and compel them to do it openly,

I don't think the problem with a globalist ideology is going to be resolved by spoofing it.

Spanish people can say "negro" because it is not offensive in their language. You may also create a language for your prayers that has legitimate meaning, but unfortunate similar-sounding words in english

just keep the most important rule in mind

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