Listen up lads, here’s the situation. In less then a month, Markus Meecham, also known as Count Dankula, might be going to prison for a “grossly offensive” video of a pug getting excited by the idea of gassing Jews. But I know for a fact that this communist edgelord was, in fact, innocent of this heinous crime. You see, as water-tight as this case obviously is, Markus was not trying to sway us- he was trying to warn us.
If you’ve ever met these creatures, you know what I’m talking about. Self concsious about their obviously degenerate genes, the pug will howl with adorable fury about their pure bloodline stretching back through generations of Eugenics to the mighty wolf, and the so-called “mongrelisation” of their breed due to their intermating with the innocent Rottweiler.
These hateful little mistakes of nature have been infiltrating society for some time, and Markus was trying to show us the danger these animals present by showing their pack-fuhrer, “Buddha”, shaking with anticipation at the mere mention of his plans for the years ahead. Sadly, the pug influence in the legal system is too strong. And now an innocent man Is being framed for trying to save us all. We cannot let this stand. We must collect all the evidence of these hounds- photos and videos of them revealing their true nature, as Markus so bravely tried to do- and send them to as many people as possible. Police accounts, the Secretary of state for Justice (David Gauke) and his equivalent in the shadow cabinet (Richard Burgon)… Any public account of the upstanding defenders of justice in this country must know that they are sending an innocent man to prison for trying to expose the truth about these dent-headed little devils. We must let as many people as possible know to spread the truth- that this breed of evil is in a position of fast-expanding power over the good people of this nation.
And we will not be kept from talking about topics that those who hold the power find unpleasant.
Just used the title to get the attention of the right people Brit/pol/ thread's over here But i'd appreciate the help in getting word out about the flat-faced menace.
Isaac Howard
For real, his official stance should have been gassing the juice
These images are photoshopped. We must remove the edits to reveal the hateful nazis underneath, and let the justice system see the true extent of the menace!
I must admit, if he did the same thing here he would be jailed too.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Of course. "To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise." Have you ever seen a public figure criticise a pug? Didn't think so.
Nathan Roberts
It's not as much about the kikes though, rather that all Nazi Germany-related stuff is basically outlawed.
Benjamin Rivera
Thats a snug pug right there
Adam Rogers
Yeah, that's understandable in Russia. Although the joke was mocking nazis, so still pretty ridiculous.
Aiden Sanders
Why the fuck would someone create such a silly breed of dog anyway? They are ugly and completely useless.
Alexander Lee
Just to see if we could, I think.
Aiden Johnson
>According to the review, the abusers were mainly "not white but came from a diverse range of backgrounds including Pakistani, Bangladeshi, Indian, Iranian, Iraqi, Kurdish, Turkish, Albanian and Eastern European".
Why don't you bong just all record your pets sieg heiling and upload them? (anonymously if you're scared you'll get thrown in jail as well) if it doesn't get him freed, at least it'll piss off the right people
Jose Martin
That's kind of the idea. Shop pic of pugs/dogs/general pets into nazi uniforms or militant terrorist gear, or film videos of them doing other "grossly offensive" things, and send them in en masse to public accounts connected to the British legal system. If enough people do it, and enough important people get on board, the law's going to come into quetion at least.
Jaxon Brooks
yeah ubt I'm sure the problem was also that dankula was saying shit like "sieg heil" or "gas the jews", you should try to emulate that as closely as possible to make the hypocrisy more apparent
Leo Sanchez
True. We could also use help from abroad in this as well, anything you or anyone you know/speak to could make in term of pictures & videos would be appreciated.