Something went wrong yesterday with professor Chirtkov's experiment. It had to do with the production of quantum black holes from high energy proton collisions. Hypothetically these black holes should give off a unique measurable energy signature, but will decay quickly (timescale of 10^-9 seconds).
We were running it through the big ring, when suddenly the power went out, at around 2:30 pm. Engineers reported damage to the collision chamber, it was no longer hermetically sealed.
We took the tram (that's how we get around the LHC) down to investigate, and found them examining the floor of the chamber, which they claimed had a small indetectable hole allowing air to escape. I walked under the chamber, and something caught my eye. Down on the ground, in the metal, a tiny hole, virtually invisible to the human eye. Getting down on my hands and knees I estimated it was smaller than the diameter of a human hair.
we probably have a few weeks, a month at most. The hole will gather mass exponentially as it falls through the earth. You won't notice anything at first, it will be like every other day. But then, the earthquakes, the volcanic eruptions, the sudden loss of our magnetic field....culminating in the implosion of the surface
You have some time left, use it well. In the end, nothing really mattered after all
>Cosmic rays with higher CoM energy than the LHC hit earth every day, no black holes >somehow the LHC will produce micro black holes at 14 TeV Wew lad. Try a bit harder next time and don't re-use pasta: archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/4020172/
I also work there; me and professor Quim spoke briefly on the tram (that's how we get around here; this is the type of insider information only a real employee could know) he was worried and told me to warn Sup Forums. I also saw the hole that is invisible to the human eye. Use your time well even though everything is utterly pointless.
> Op finds photo of cat > Photo reminds Op of tiny black hole he saw at work. > Op gains massive popularity due to post > Op figures out a wicked affiliate marketing play due original post. > Op gets rich over night > Op hooks up with chick with shaven hole and massive boobs > Op fails to use protection. > Op has a small child > Child turns out to be rebirth of Christ > Child walks over to human hair sized black hole and banishes it to the fourth dimension. > All is saved.
Thanks op...
Adam Hill
lel.
Also, this is the plot of a sci-fi novel, either by Greg Bear or David Brin - one o' them Killer Bs of sci-fi.
Aaron Miller
>a tiny black hole >not decaying almost instantly Good bait, the retards herw might believe it
