Wake up

>Wake up
>Go to bathroom
>See this

What do?

Masturbate

unzip dick

>"Oh, sorry."
>walk out and wait for her to finish

It's a mirror you fucks

>no penis

GTFO

Mio is not for lewding.

How is masturbating a wrong answer then?

Tell OP to make an anime or manga related thread instead.

>you need a penis to masturbate
I didnt say fap, I said masturbate, anything with a sexual organ can masturbate, asswipe

brush my teeth

have sex with my wife

rub the muff

No it's bathroom

Cry tears of joy

It's not a mirror.
It's an image of a mirror.

I don't see how that stops either of those answers from being applicable.

BBC

It's not an image of a mirror.
It's a bunch of light being processed as an image by your brain.

Fuck the next guy I see senseless before I swap back.

First I scream in terror. Then I check to see if someone spiked my coffee. Then I wait to wake up from my dream. Upon realizing I'm not dreaming I laugh and run around the house in joy.

Mio get out of my house

I would look more like this.

Get dressed and go on doing whatever the fuck I had planned for the day, obviously.

go to work and hope my fingerprints didn't change so I can clock in. Then spend all day hoping I go back to normal before I get back home so I don't have to deal with this.

If I don't go back to normal within a week I'll just accept my fate.

eehh???
EEEeeeehhhhh????

>"Oh no I've become a generic Kyoani character. I'm not even sure which show I'm from because they all look the fucking same

It should be a capital punishment to ask this question without specifying whether you're the only one that remembers you used to be male or no one will recognise you and the old you has eventually disappeared and unless you can convince people you magically turned into a cute girl.

Either way I would immediately start masterbating

Probably find a way to make absurd amounts of money from lonely nerds.

>"Oh no what's Tamako, Mio, or Reina doing in my house"