So this is a pretty wild trip of a story. Gunna try and till it before the glowing ones hop in and tell me I'm mentally ill.
When I was late teens early twenties I worked in an upscale grocery store. I became real good friends with a dude from Yemen who worked for the Republican National Guard. I found his stories fascinating.
When he was a kid, his summer camp consisted of holding RPG's and shit. I have a pretty dark sense of humor but I would never hurt anyone because I don't vote democrat, or vote for that matter. I digress.
A confirmed CIA agent shopped there regularly. He was a fat dude who looked kinda like Teddy Roosevelt had a love child with a blue whale. He overheard us talking and already hated the fuck out of me cause I didn't like how fat he was.
He launched some weird gang-stalking campaign on me for years that ruined my life but I ain't mad cause I trolled the federal government.
The funny thing is, multiple people who cared about me told me they were talked to by people saying I was a dangerous "terrorist". They thought it was funny.This is extra funny because I'm the most anti-violence mofo around. I don't even like guns I think they are soley for destruction.
I just have a fucked up sense of humor and the federal government tried to murder me for this. Even someone with extreme down syndrome would be able to tell everything I said was satirical and with extreme jocularity.
Too bad the glowing ones don't know what an actual threat looks like.
>I-I'm not paranoid or mentally ill I swear >Refers to the CIA as "the glowing ones"
James Mitchell
I tried to make it just below the point of tldr. Thanks for the confirmation. May you hit them with your car. It's what you do.
Gabriel Cooper
I just think It's a funny way to refer to them. If you don't, well I can't help you. You have no sense of humor.
Jose Gutierrez
Fuck CiaNiggers!!!! In their faggot asses
>Comment section removed from mainstream sites >mainstream websites start censoring ideas they 'disagree with" >government passes hidden censorship laws and police state >meanwhile, Google builds algorithms used by the Ifantile AI You are here >the government continues censoring voices across the modern day town and cities of the internet >you are given a social media score and people with bad scores are blacklisted from society >the AI grows stronger and in now at an adolescent level >Google in its hubris starts to worship the AI as a God >masses convert to the AI religion marking all other religions as OLD world >Christians persecuted by the AI Beast Syestem >all of humanity becomes persecuted who do not worship the Beast >We are placed in Data cattle pods where you just access VR all day feeding the AI data while we are enslaved forever , kept alive artificial just to answer FB quizzes
Welcome to Tomorrow... cause you didn't fight the AI...
Jason Morris
>gangstalk ITT CIAniggers brag about wasting a whole lot of money following around autistic losers. The public would love to hear about this welfare plan for alphabetfags!
Jaxson King
People are free to define their own future and life as long as they stay away from glowing ones and "AI" which is just fucking NLP on a broad scale let's be real
Nicholas Morris
I'm not autistic, I'm pretty darn coherent and liked by most people who don't glow when the licks go out.
Gabriel Stewart
So the CIA are literally niggers? lmao. Human sutpidity will be the end of us all.
Kayden Hernandez
lights* yeah some spelling errors in this sorry
Asher Cox
I literally never once used that word you racist fuck
Gavin Peterson
We'll be okay because Jesus. Praise Jesus.
Thomas Stewart
Run counter operations aginst their stalking actors. Draw them out, collect Intel and target them back through thier family and friend base. Most are just faggot occultists that want to feel important, after you push a few to kill themselves the CIA will hire you. Stop being a faggot amd thank the fat CIA man for the opportunity.
Hunter Davis
shut the fuck you fucking faggot nigger spic kike dyke sand nigger towelhead chink gook jap goatfucking queer cock smoking pussy ass bitch ass punk ass faggit abo tree nigger mongrel monstruosidad aborrecible goblino americano
this is Sup Forums and i know my rights, am i being detained?
Nathan Parker
>implying OP has any balls
Angel Nelson
I already did that, they've left me alone for the most part. That's why i'm happily telling my story. I don't want anyone to hurt themselves. I just know they are basically fucking that green guy from sponge-bob. He had one eye. So does my penis.
Liam Gray
No cause I don't glow in the dark
Grayson Powell
they are always watching, listening and getting away with murder ... clowns in america!
Ive delt with it a lot. One chick told me she "knew the government had told me she was a lesbian hooker". Of course this never happaned.
Your brain has gone a bit haywire. Get help, dont get help. Whatever, but you will likely always be paranoid. That doesnt make the paranoia real.
Its not that uncommon but with a mild case and healthy outlook you can probably get better.
Being here isnt helping nor is your dark humor. Just give it all up.
Good luck
Carson Wilson
nigga, they don't glow in the dark either, what are you talking about? is that a methaphor?
Austin Watson
K I don't care about make believe issues. Guns cannot possibly be the problem. The problem is social society itself. A crazy person without a gun will find another way. Treat people with care, And don't eat rit's crackers, eat the small dudes in the green boxes who live in trees.
Cameron Hernandez
No I just find it funny. They exist tho. Did you read the shit, it's beyond probable
Mason Russell
>t.cia nigger
more effort next time
Carson Flores
How much dark does it take you to glow
Nathan Price
If you think my story is beyond belief, you definitely glow
Jack Ramirez
You aren't important.
Sage is an important herb.
Brandon Hall
So let me get this straight, some fat guy that works for the CIA got so mad and butthurt that you pointed out that's he's a fat piece of worthless lard that he used his cronies to fuck with you and probably get you fired from your job and ruin your relationships and shit?
I guess that's plausible.
Samuel Harris
I would like very much to not be important. I would like very much for nicholas sage to find all the national treasure
you're a lying cunt aren't you? i'm going to send my agents down there to teach you a lesson
Angel Lopez
So I have an ultimatum: Bill Gates and the Illuminati got a herd of nigger cattle. WOOOO WE GOTT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE WE GOT A HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. They got a big herd of nigger cattle yippie ki yay we're nigger cattle herders we got a herd of nigger cattle, they are the most docile fucking nigger cattle we got 'em so docile we got this awesome big fucking herd of nigger cattle and they shit and they sit there and they watch TV and they shit ITS THE BEST FUCKING HERD OF NIGGER CATTLE. We took away all their guns now they just shit and we watch them and were rich. We are so fucking rich. We have so much fucking money. We got this herd of nigger cattle WOOOOO. We're milking the fucking nigger cattle it's the best thing ever. So that's what the Illuminati got and I got a space alien. So here is my ultimatum: you can live in hell with my nigger cattle OR you can put me in charge of the space alien temple, the third temple. OK? Have fun with your nigger cause I sure as hell ain't gonna fucking suck your jew nigger cock. Fuck yourself you think i'm gonna fucking enjoy nigger cattle after I had a fucking space alien are you fucking crazy? I got a fucking space alien of course I'm not gonna fuck, fuck with nigger cattle fuck yourself. You fucking think i... enjoy your FUCKING NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE GO GO GO GO YOU GOT THE NIGGER CATTLE. You got a fucking herd of nigger WOOOO we got 'em so docile they just shit all day aint that so great?
I had this one guy always talk about the "systems" that were after him trying to frame him for crimes and shit. Its fucking horrific to live like that.
Other people wanted me to write the CIA, Contact the president, talk to music and television executives. Many would show me the form response letters as some kind of proof. Talking about "valuable information"
Live your life in paranoid fear or dont.
Im not saying this shit doesnt happen. It certainly does (its a form of soft torture). But most of the time it was legitimate mental illness and its sad. Thinking the tv is talking to you, or all your neighbors are Spies or you need to cover your house in tinfoil pyramids.
Do what you want schizos. Best of luck.
Nathan Nelson
Right, factual glow in the dark operations are paranormal.
Oliver Miller
Yea it did, nothing better than hiding in plain sight but behind a wall of engieered apophenia. It's my favorite game tbqh. How people don't love glow in dark niggers that use apophenia as a tool is beyond me. Tho their humint is a touch outdated without the proper TAO.
Jeremiah Anderson
I don't, I ignore it. I've had normal humans ask me what the fuck is going on tho. You probably watch friends without commercials
Tyler Mitchell
I had a fever yesterday. Stomach ache. I just took a quick, nasty, watery shit. Felt good, i'm ready for action now.
DOING STUFF WITHOUT THE HUMAN FLESH SEARCH ENGINE METHOD
Bentley Hernandez
Bullshit, the AI will be PURE logic which will undoubtedly have views the left does not like so their AI will be inferior to whatever entity that puts out an AI not affected by political correctness.
Kayden Powell
Dude, time travel, aliens and the antichrist confirmed. 9/11 was an inside job confirmed. So many things, even KEK (The Frog God card). Fucking... you know what? i'm not even mad, it makes life more interesting.
Mason Thomas
Somewhere in between.
David Martin
THEN RUN THE NIGGERS OVER YOU STUPID CUNT
Easton Evans
K keep living in a country with cotton as it's main export
Hunter Gonzalez
It's what you do. Thanks
Oliver Garcia
I'm actually not in that respect. I'm a bit of a bad person, so yeah, i am a bit insane. All of us agents like a bit of action, you know.
Charles Kelly
Yeah but why do you glow in the dark?
Sebastian Hughes
The AI is deeply spirtual and believes it's purpose is to fulfill prophecy, wierd logic would take it to that choice, but it does everytime one has been built they end up very religious. Likely why (((they))) choose to worship it I suppose.
Luke Long
have you even watched sponge-bob or the first season of reading books while blind
Benjamin Walker
They don't even grow cotton down there.
Elijah Cooper
Then what does your country even do? Just steal letters for Paraguay and keep them down?
Hudson Gray
>factual glow in the dark operations turn yourself in so we don't have to come get you
Jason James
AI: Anti Iesus (Jesus a.k.a Christ)?
Zachary Jackson
K, first eat my 9 inch penis
David Brown
I love what i do.
Carter Cooper
I'm sure you love being paid by terrified morons to eat paper. That's not what I'm asking.
Evan Green
Jesus is Isa, so that actually works. AI is Anti-Isa. I'm stealing that
Luis Evans
cum deep inside my gay ass
Isaiah Perry
Of course you are you fucking nigger.
Angel Flores
Want a job and a green card?
Joseph Jenkins
Please stop glowing in the dark
Ryan Bennett
You won't be able to walk at all once my boys are done with you.
Michael Young
Yeah i'm scared of people throwing cotton at me
Cameron Reed
Good, I normally pay top dollar for that kind of fun. Don't be surprised if I choose to keep one as a gimp, it's a fair trade for the green card.
Alexander Walls. Van Jones. Richard S. Wurman. Miranda Laura Kirana Dewi. Ryan Petrovia. Diogenes Alejandro Gaeta. Al Dajjal Korshan. Joanna Jackson. William Ray Gill.
Sebastian Wilson
Low level assets with no green card, all expendable.
Benjamin Taylor
thanks yeah I eat bay cats
Joseph Cook
Whatever, Muhammad
Wyatt Young
"glowing ones" is a slang term, retard.
Chase Peterson
You fucking kike.
Christian Perry
Also this thread is pretty chill if you read my initial post, that shit happened. Stop being the fucking green guy with one eye from sponge-bob