Day of the rock is here
Day of the rock is here
Oliver Howard
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Evan Miller
Honestly a bucket of legitimate sized rocks could come in handy if as soon as someone came through a door they were pelted with them by the entire class, though chances are some people are going to die still when he starts shooting randomly.
Asher James
Bucket of guns would work better.
Oliver Anderson
More than one way to get stoned at school.
Eli Edwards
Someone post the cans of soup screencap
Adrian Reyes
do u smel what the rock is cookin
Blake Morgan
What's gonna happen when one of the students takes one and throws it at another
Ayden Gonzalez
Those rocks are too small - you need something the size of railroad ballast to do some damage.
Ian Clark
Anthony Morgan
A bucket of stripped lowers
Alexander Jackson
>Tell aspergers kid to stop eating his test
>He doesn’t like that
>Goes to the Libertarian Safety Stone Bucket 5000™
>Puts in a quarter
>Three Safety Stones™ fall out
>Aspergers kid uses them to beat Suzy half to death
>Congress immediately bans all rocks within 3 miles of a school
>Workers use AK-47s to shoot the rocks off of the property
Ryder Young
Duh, Ban rocks. Clear pockets in all pants
Kayden Morris
Chances are a lot of students are going to die before most of them could reach the rock buckets.
Asher Barnes
*brings sling to school*
Easton Rogers
>2018
>defending yourself with literal caveman technology
Nathaniel Cruz
If you send your children to public school, you don't get to laugh.
James Miller
If rocks can stop shooters then why aren't rocks banned?
Kayden Nelson
Must be a muslim school
James Wood
I prefer my highly efficient rock-throwing device that science has given me. What do liberals have against SCIENCE!?!?
Jaxon Butler
>Open door a crack
>Put bucket of rocks on door
>Shooter tries to enter door, gets rained on by rocks
>Everyone dies from laughter
Carson Moore
Now, if only they could find a feasible way to fling small rocks towards a shooter at really high velocities
Michael Baker
Would be more effective to shoot rocks faster too, in case you miss one rock
Charles Peterson
Ian Torres
youtube.com
Even ayys like them
Ryder Gray
They really didn't think this one through.
Oliver Harris
>pick out a piece of petrified wood to throw at shooter
>feel special about it
William Stewart
I mean
Yeah
I'm not gonna throw stones at all the kids and cause war against me, fuck no
Also we're not children you fucking liberals
Elijah Phillips
KEK
Eli Taylor
>american kids needs to be given a rock
Andrew Russell